Atop the Fourth Wall2008

Linkara:
[Superman has simultaneously set ablaze a bunch of drug dealers' stashes] So forgiving for a moment how really, really illegal this is, how does Superman follow this up? Well, a kid walks up to him and offers him some candy.

Superman:
Thanks. When they come out, will you give them a message for me?

Kid:
Sure.

Linkara:
What?

Superman:
Tell them I plan to come back every few weeks. I'll do it again and again until they leave.

Linkara:
Superman... you've just gotten that kid killed! Are you out of your freakin' mind? No, really, are you insane? You just torched the stashes of these drug dealers. When they get out, they're gonna be pissed! And they're going to see that you're no longer standing there. What they're going to see is a little kid who tells them, "Superman said he's going to come back every once and a while, you evil drug dealer poopy-heads." And then they're going to beat this kid into a pulp, and assuming he's not dead from that, they will kill him and leave him there as a message not to mess with them. Why the hell don't you stand and wait for them to come out and frighten them off? You're not exactly in a hurry here. You could be patient! What the hell is wrong with you?