Auf Wiedersehen, Pet1983

Barry Taylor:
The votes as cast are as follows: The winner is... Yellow.

Dennis Patterson:
Yellow!

Barry Taylor:
By one point.

Dennis Patterson:
Who voted yellow?

Wayne Norris:
I don't like yellow.

Bomber Busbridge:
My neither, it's not a man's colour.

Albert Moxey:
It's a fiddle.

Bomber Busbridge:
I demands a recount.

Barry Taylor:
Figures don't lie y'now.

Wayne Norris:
So who's first choice was it then eh?

Barry Taylor:
Nobody's.

Bomber Busbridge:
Well then how could it win?

Barry Taylor:
Because no two people had the same first choice.

Dennis Patterson:
So everybody's first choice only got two points.

Barry Taylor:
That's right, and yellow got three second places.

Dennis Patterson:
Well that's a smashing system that is, isn't it Barry eh? Everybody gets what nobody wants.

Barry Taylor:
That's democracy Dennis.