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The League, Season 2

The League (2009-present) is an American sitcom, airing on FX, that explores how the online sports obsession of fantasy football affects marriages, friendships, families, and completely shuts down Sundays. more »

Jenny:
[pulling back the shower curtain revealing Kevin masturbating to a smartphone in a plastic bag] I have drAIDS.

Kevin:
Whoa!

Jenny:
Oh, ugh! Kevin, you have betrayed my trust.

Kevin:
Babe, it's just a little bit of porn. No one ever...

Jenny:
I don't care that you are yanking it in a shower. Savage yourself all you want; do not touch my lineup.

Kevin:
Babe, I was doing what I felt was right for the entire team, for the whole MacArthur team. I mean, this is the Shiva Bowl, babe.

Jenny:
Are those our sandwich bags?

Kevin:
Yeah. They work so good.

Jenny:
[replacing the curtain] My whole life is cursed.

Kevin:
Is it weird if I finish?

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