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Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

John Neely Kennedy is an American lawyer and politician who has served as the junior United States Senator from Louisiana since 2017. A Democrat-turned Republican, he previously served as the Louisiana State Treasurer from 2000 to 2017.

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1.this has been going on since moby dick was a minnow 2.Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant

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Always Follow your heart.....but take your brains with you

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Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

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Be yourself' is the worst advice you can give to some people.

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Christmas ornaments, picture frames and Jeffery Epstein. Name three things that don't hang themselves.

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Chuck (Schumer) just moo’s and follows (Nancy) Pelosi into the cow chute.

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Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.

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Dum enough for twins

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Either you’re so dumb you lose your place during sex, or you want to cheat”.

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Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.

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I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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I will not let you down, I’d rather drink weed killer”

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In response to Biden's energy policy: Senator John Kennedy then gave a folksy analogy to describe Biden’s energy policy: “Ainsley, I used to have a beagle named Roger. And Roger was a rascal. About every two weeks, Roger would run off. He’d always come back but about half the time he’d come back dragging roadkill that he would hide under my back porch. President Biden’s energy policy looks like and smells like something Roger used to keep under my back porch.”

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It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat.

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It must suck to be that dumb

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It’s as dead as four oclock

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Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.

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Only dead fish go with the flow

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Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots, Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) says as government shutdown looms. pic.twitter.com/xBIT6fYG9H — CBS News (@CBSNews) January 19, 2018

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r u talking about Nansy Pelosi r Maxine Waters?

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Referencing the Democrats $2 trillion infrastructure bill and the projects it will pay for- “They’re asking us to get in the van but they aren’t showing us the candy!”

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Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel.

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Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

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Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”

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She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!

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The diiference between men and dogs is dogs don't allow the dumbest and most inept members to become leaders of the pack.

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The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’

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The withdrawal in Afghanistan looked like a ferret fire drill!

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This election in Ga will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!

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