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Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

John Neely Kennedy is an American lawyer and politician who has served as the junior United States Senator from Louisiana since 2017. A Democrat-turned Republican, he previously served as the Louisiana State Treasurer from 2000 to 2017.

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Christmas ornaments, picture frames and Jeffery Epstein. Name three things that don't hang themselves.

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The diiference between men and dogs is dogs don't allow the dumbest and most inept members to become leaders of the pack.

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Always Follow your heart.....but take your brains with you

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The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’

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It must suck to be that dumb

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Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”

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When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell. :)

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I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

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This election in Ga will be the most important in history, you have nothing to worry about unless you are a tax payer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!

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Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel.

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Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.

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You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

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She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!

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1.this has been going on since moby dick was a minnow 2.Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant

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It’s as dead as four oclock

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Dum enough for twins

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Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

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You can get a goat to climb tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.

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Chuck (Schumer) just moo’s and follows (Nancy) Pelosi into the cow chute.

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Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots, Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) says as government shutdown looms. pic.twitter.com/xBIT6fYG9H — CBS News (@CBSNews) January 19, 2018

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It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when supervised and cornered like a rat.

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Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.

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Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”

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This is why aliens won't talk to us .

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Why are we giving American tax dollars to countries that hate us?, They should be able to hate us for Free!

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Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.

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what planet did you parachute in from

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Referencing the Democrats $2 trillion infrastructure bill and the projects it will pay for- “They’re asking us to get in the van but they aren’t showing us the candy!”

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r u talking about Nansy Pelosi r Maxine Waters?

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Be yourself' is the worst advice you can give to some people.

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Either you’re so dumb you lose your place during sex, or you want to cheat”.

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I will not let you down, I’d rather drink weed killer”

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In response to Biden's energy policy: Senator John Kennedy then gave a folksy analogy to describe Biden’s energy policy: “Ainsley, I used to have a beagle named Roger. And Roger was a rascal. About every two weeks, Roger would run off. He’d always come back but about half the time he’d come back dragging roadkill that he would hide under my back porch. President Biden’s energy policy looks like and smells like something Roger used to keep under my back porch.”

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Only dead fish go with the flow

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The withdrawal in Afghanistan looked like a ferret fire drill!

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We don’t need to send in the clowns! They are already here!

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You can put perfume on a pig, but it still stinks!

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Your lies are as long as King Kong's arm.

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Quotes from the news wire:

I am running for the border first, and reelection second.

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Found on CNN 3 years ago

I appreciated Comey's candor, he was forthcoming. He wasn't apologetic.

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Found on CNN 7 years ago

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Deguello
Referencing Sen. Charles Schumer, “Nature abhors a moron.” — Sen. John Kennedy (R.La.) on the floor of the Senate
LikeReply2 years ago
hanks.86016
Wish he was Gov in Ct....we have some prime idiots here.
LikeReply2 years ago
pamd.67381
He's a lot like Trump. He won't take any crap.
LikeReply2 years ago
txsbs1971
Simply the better John Kennedy.
LikeReply2 years ago
Ohayoua
Sen. Kennedy had another wonderful comment: (paraphrasing) "The difference between men and dogs is dogs don't let the dumbest and most inept members become leaders of the pack."
LikeReply3 years ago
Stargazer2
I love seeing him on Fox News. I wish he was our senator.
LikeReply 43 years ago
EDWARD M TEYSSIER
He asks, as if he didn't know, "How did those morons make it through the birth canal? " The answer, of course, "They were pushed!"
LikeReply 44 years ago
Kathleen K Parker
Love him and his quotes!
LikeReply 104 years ago
Patrick Wildridge
Love his quotes. Cross between Mark Twain & Yogi Berra
LikeReply 114 years ago
Mike
But can Millennials read the cursive?
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Rick in TX
"If 2020 ever slows down, I'm gonna get off and walk."
10/9/2020
Absolutely classic!
LikeReply 64 years ago
Jason Diogo
Hysterical yet pointed. He is also proof you can recover from TDS. When I need a laugh, I just read a few of his quotes. Works great at VA appointments!
LikeReply 84 years ago
Linda Snyder
His wisdom is packaged in a way that most people understand he's telling the truth about the elite in Washington DC and the point zooms over their heads.
LikeReply 64 years ago
Tiffany Ashley
Louisiana is as tough as boots - love it...he is a hoot
LikeReply 54 years ago
Nancy J Espe
Laughed when he said this morning, "It is a goat rodeo up here", speaking of D.C politics. He so "right on"!!
LikeReply 44 years ago
Sonny Hollub Jr.
I would sure vote for Senator Kennedy if he ran for president in 2024. Love his common sense wit.
LikeReply 84 years ago
Jeanne Thompson
I love listening to Senator Kennedy. He's a common sense kind of guy.
LikeReply 74 years ago
Jackie Oakley
Just a KY admirer with LA relatives, but they won't let us have you. Love your southern wit and humor blended with common sense. Keep up the good work. Would you contemplate running for prez in 2024?
LikeReply 64 years ago
John D Schwalb
He is the best. I can just imagine him making comments like that in his younger days at UVA Law School and all of the uptight people looking dumbfounded.
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Patty Ganey Curry
And his recent in discussions on the economy collapse because of the Chinese virus shutdown “the can’s gonna run out of road”. Love to hear his informed humor
LikeReply 44 years ago
Basilio Bautista
I also agree with Sen. Kennedy, "She has a Billy Goat Brain and a mockingbird mouth" referring to Pelosi, Maxine Waters, AOC, Omar, Thaib ? and Warren
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Basilio Bautista
I fully agree with Senator Kenneday, that "our country was founded by geniuses but being run by Idiots"- Congress (House).
LikeReply 54 years ago
Sandra James
Home in Lafayette Will be on in Florida for awhile!! So respect you! Keep doing what your doing! You speak the truth!
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Judith Anne Meeks
Please include: "Our counrty was founded by geniuses; but it's run by idiots." My mother was a teacher with three degrees. She taugh history in elementary school for over 20 years and American History in middle school for over ten. She had such admiration and respect for our Founding Fathers. She continued to read about history until she died at the age of 97. I am so glad she is not alive to see what is happening. Please do all that you can do to prevent The Wall and to protect all children. May God bless you. more »
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- Darlene Pickren
  The wall will protect our children. You are part of this country’s problem.
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- Susan Taylor Moody
  ...and apparently didn’t learn much from the mother who loved history and the founders of our country
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- Richard Sturgeon
  Susan Taylor Moody here is one where I think he might og had you in mind " “bone deep stupid”.
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