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I’m an irresponsible drug user, but I’m not gonna take a diabetic drug i tried it and I’m not gonna do that. That’s not for me.
Found on CNN 1 year ago
I found out all the stuff we found out about him … and I thought, well, I guess, this is a guy that doesn’t like it offered up. So my crush with him is, yes, O-V-E-R.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
Im working at a higher frequency than I was when I was just kind of winging it, theres a lot more thought put into my work now, so I do believe that Im in a better place and I like that Ive grown up a lot. Im not a self-absorbed lunatic anymore.
Found on FOX News 4 years ago
I think it’s a pretty inappropriate question to ask a daughter if she believes the accusers of her father when he’s affirmatively stated that there’s no truth to it. I don’t think that’s a question you would ask many other daughters, i believe my father, I know my father. Soon after, Handler took to Twitter to share an image from a 1996 photo shoot for Vanity Fair that shows her sitting on her father’s lap, caressing his face and staring at him at his Mar-a-Lago estate. Ivanka Trump at the 2018 Winter Olympics. ( Reuters).
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
I have a whole tribute to [ White House press secretary ] Sean Spicer that I can't wait for the whole world to see, i love it.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
I just feel a sense of responsibility, I think, more than anything else, to help people understand, i know I certainly didn't understand politics as much as I do now. I have a lot more to learn.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
I'm in a different place than where I was in my 30s, i'm not as selfish as I was in my 30s -- and in some ways I'm more selfish. I'm more set in my ways, but [ I also ask ]' What are we doing here that's going to have an impact ?' -- rather than just cashing a paycheck.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
Right now is a very important time and you can't really bow out, this is, more than ever in any recent time in history, [ a time ] that we have to speak loudly.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
I'm good at sticking my neck out for Chelsea Handler, so now it's fun to do it for other people.
Found on CNN 7 years ago
A friend set us up, i’ve never met him but I know of him … You’d know him.
Found on FOX News 8 years ago
…He tried to Cosby me, oh, I was in Atlantic City playing, doing stand-up, and he was doing stand-up in Atlantic City in the same hotel, and at like three o’clock in the afternoon, someone from the hotel came down and said, ‘Oh, you know, Mr. Cosby would really like to meet you up in his hotel suite.’ And I thought, ‘That’s really weird.’ This was like ten years ago. And I said, ‘That’s really weird. I don’t want to go alone.’ I go, I don’t know him. So the three guys I was with—thank God these guys were with me. One was filming and one was like a producer; we were filming something— I brought them up with me to his room and thank God I did, because now I know what would’ve happened if I went up there alone. And I forgot about it when all the stories about Bill Cosby came out. I was like, I didn’t even think of it. Then my friend texted me the other day saying, ‘Do you remember that night we went up to, or that afternoon we went up to Bill Cosby’s and you were so freaked out you made us come with you?’ And I said, ‘Yeah,’ and he said, ‘Hello! You could’ve been one of his victims if we weren’t there.’ And I went, ‘Oh my gosh . . .’ Yeah, so yeah, he’s guilty… I think it’s pretty obvious now.
Found on FOX News 9 years ago
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