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This is the party that eliminated jail time for large cities that were under like $900. This was a party that was pretty silent during the riots and often redefined [riots] as social justice. Right.
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When Harris is missing, you're like, ‘Where is she?’ And then when she pops up, you're reminded why she's missing. It's deliberate, and Joe, it's not like he's lost a step. He's lost an entire ladder. So I understand why they're hidden. But at some point, you're going to have to pull them up out of the ground because they're either going to run or they're not.
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By now, the people that refused to listen to us are saying, ‘Holy crap! What the ’f' are we going to do?' Well, you should've listened to us because we've been saying this for two years, you stupid morons.
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He's lost and the kids are in the back seat, they're America going, ‘Where are we? Where are we?’ And he's saying it, 'We're all good.'.
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The tree basically represents the kind of random violence that is fueled by mental illness that has become pretty much part of everyday city life.
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The bigger lesson here is that you cannot judge people by a single variable in this case identity, because then you never find out who the person really is.
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You do another shutdown, there's going to be actual credible resistance, not the kind of hashtag resistance we saw when Trump was elected. This will be for real.
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You end up being a dope who roots for things that harm people but will benefit your politics, right? So what you have [is an] entire progressive movement that roots for a country to hit rock bottom because they will be the ones ready to be able to regrow the country and save the day, the party that creates the problems always claims to be the one to solve it.
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The point is you need to have more than one filter in life or you're going to be very, very confused. I feel great about this decision. The justice system worked … the media [assumed] that … White jurors only vote in a specific way and they grouped in in a bigoted, uniform, bigoted manner. And we know that this isn't true and it shows you how every case is different. Every case is nuanced. Avoid these sweeping generalizations.
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So you humans do like to group things, especially when incidents happen close together, for me, you have the Rittenhouse case and you have the Arbery murders. These are close together. But it shows you that if you pick the right filter, which is the filter of self-defense, you would have easily predicted the outcomes of both cases.
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It's … interesting how the stories, depending on what narrative they sell, are turned off or turned on. I could do the story like ‘ what if this guy was white ? ’ because [ of what ] they were doing the thing with Rittenhouse … But it's obvious that this story fulfills the wrong narrative, so it's not going to be wall-to-wall coverage.
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He’s doing a heroic deed. He’s taking what we say on ‘The Five’ and dragging it into to his world and forcing them to hear our common sense.
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They’ve replaced humor with anger and what’s called ‘clapter,’ they want people to clap about their opinions and not their jokes.
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They’re just waiting for the right time to break the glass and take her out, we really don’t know how bad she is but Democrats are going to assume it can’t be any worse than this.
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Having said that, it would be fun to do a hearing on the crime wave and interview the police from Seattle, Portland, Minneapolis, New York City just to provide real context about actual threats to democracy.
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What a backwards world we live in where the media didn't [care] about police officers getting killed and businesses torched, but they lionize a response in which a female protester was shot dead, point-blank, imagine if she was BLM -- how would this turn out differently? Just think about that. That's why this is a circus; a clown show, and I don't buy the fake tears.
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He is unifying us. Because we are all getting really, really sick of being told we are a bunch of racist rubes. He has gotten to the point where he is actually inviting outside consultants to tell us that we suck. It is all part of his greater pernicious attitude towards America, we can no longer think we are exceptional because that is racist and xenophobic. Even patriotism stands out as an anomaly. The flag is racist, apple pie is racist. We have seen the stories. ‘America last’ is our penance for being ‘America first.’.
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Michael Avenatti, this lawyer we just heard about today – we did not party with him and there are no pictures of us with Don Lemon in The Hamptons – but he just went to jail and we are so happy he went to jail, they pushed this guy on America and … they were deluded by their delusional loathing of Donald Trump.
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