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Helen Rowland (1875-1950) was a very quotable American journalist and humorist

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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.

– Helen Rowland

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A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

– Helen Rowland

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A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

– Helen Rowland

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It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

– Helen Rowland

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Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.

– Helen Rowland

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

– Helen Rowland

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A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

– Helen Rowland

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

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Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

– Helen Rowland

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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.

– Helen Rowland

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It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son -- and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

– Helen Rowland

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Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

– Helen Rowland

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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

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Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

– Helen Rowland

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No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

– Helen Rowland

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One man's folly is another man's wife.

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Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

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The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

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The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

– Helen Rowland

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To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

– Helen Rowland

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When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

– Helen Rowland

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