A vending machine factory is a meta vending machine.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Boys don't make passes At girls who wear glasses But in his dreams every boy seduces A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Nobody says ‘I’ll die on this hill’ anymore. Maybe they all died on that hill.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Not only can you fall off the floor, you can land face first on the ceiling.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Oh what a tangled web we weave / When first we practice to deceive / But when by chance our deception proves true / The web we've wove is burst clear through
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
The state of confusion has more than two senators.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
There are no nationally observed rites of atonement in the United States of America, unless you count Valentine's Day.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you're not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
I'm all for one-world government, assuming we can find a world.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
A little dangering is a learneous thing.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
A stalker only does to a celebrity what the celebrity's media company did to the stalker first.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Celebrity mathematicians die in 3.14159265359’s.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Chance is necessity with backstopped cover.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
I consider myself well-informed. If I’m informed it’s in the well, I order a double.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
I took a DNA ancestry test. I got a C-.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
It never hurts to ask. You're dead before you finish the question.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
I’m not a robot” I click robotically.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Let's schedule a meeting to disgust the proposal.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
That’s not a red-eyed blue-necked purple-billed wigeon - it’s a red-eyed blue-necked purpled-billed middle manager.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
What an elephant never forgets isn't worth knowing in the first place.
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
What’s the smoke signal for ‘smoke signal’?
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
When life gives you a summons, make summonade!
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Where is the cache that contains hidden meanings?
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
Why do you want to be when you grow up?
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
You did nothing wrong. – Zen master, explaining why I failed my meditation final
– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
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