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What became clear was that the diocese was not going to be able to continue to carry out its spiritual, charitable and educational missions if it were to continue to shoulder the increasingly heavy burden of litigation expenses associated with these cases.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
We will work diligently with all survivors, creditors and ministries to maintain open communication while we work toward our goal of a settlement and a restructuring plan that includes a comprehensive resolution for those suffering survivors.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
We consider ourselves so lucky and so blessed, we've had so much support from family, friends, community members, the school and hospital staff.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
And that's when I told him,' okay buddy, you got ta ring the bell. Ring it for all the kids who didn't have the chance to ring it' and it's like everything went into slow motion for me, he rang it so hard, he was so proud.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
It was a real shock because that's when the word cancer started getting thrown around.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
While you're kind of conditioned at this point to think,' Absolutely none.' Pressure is building.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
Here's the thing about that, it is not only in the Panhandle where you can get away with that statement, you can now get away with this all over the country and, as he just made painfully clear, in any room the actual president is in, which is absolutely appalling. And that is something we can not afford to get numb to. Because if that ever even a moment feels like it's become normal, we are completely f *** ed.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
Do it. Do it, i will personally write you a campaign check now, on behalf of this country, which does not want you to be president, but which badly wants you to run.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
[Vice President Pence], clearly, to put it in the nicest possible terms, is not a friend of the LGBTQ community, so we, on top of that, have released our own book about his bunny where his bunny falls in love with another male bunny and gets married, because that’s the world that we want to live in.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
It felt unavoidable and that we had to have a discussion about it, it wasn’t ideal that it became such a big story because then it became about my questions rather than his answers. The questions weren’t particularly remarkable, but his answers were kind of not great.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
Here’s the problem. It increasingly seems like, if Donald Trump loses, we are not going to get the concession speech that the country badly needs, because Donald Trump is medically incapable of accepting that Donald Trump is Donald Trump, so we need to find a way for Donald Trump to give a concession speech, while Donald Trump’s still able to claim that Donald Trump won something.
Found on FOX News 8 years ago
It’s hard to even know what to do in the wake of an event like this.
Found on FOX News 8 years ago
It kind of reminds you that that dips--t terrorist is vastly outnumbered.
Found on FOX News 8 years ago
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