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Don't worry, this rifle's chocolate but the bullets are real, happy Easter, and God bless Russia -- I mean, America. Kind of both, right ?
Found on CNN 2 years ago
Did i have to dump my oldest friend just because he didn't get … a booster? at least we have the CDC, I mean they haven't always been perfect, but the science changed.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
But your real advantage is that you're not a woman, you're a man.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
Good evening, I'm Kate McKinnon, and I missed book club for this, tonight you'll notice that between the candidates we've installed buffet style sneeze guards on account that one of you works for patient zero.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
Hello, everyone, I'm Principal O'Grady. Welcome to the St. Mary Magdalene By The Expressway class of 2020 virtual graduation, i know this isn't how you expected your high school career to come to an end, but we're all making sacrifices. I have had to share my child's Adderall with him.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
Attitudes change only because brave people like Ellen jump into the fire to make them change, thank you, Ellen, for giving me a shot at a good life.
Found on Reuters 5 years ago
When Bernie was talking Medicare for All, everybody was like 'Oh cool' and then they turned to me and they said 'Fix it, Mom, i'll do it because that's what Moms do.
Found on Reuters 5 years ago
All we have to do is convince J.P. Morgan to operate like a non-profit.
Found on Reuters 5 years ago
I think I'll miss my colleagues at the Justice Department the most, and all the talk around the water cooler. Speaking of which.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
Seriously, this one is about the fans, they've been there for us all week, cheering and screaming outside of our offices.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
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