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He’s dated so many women, i’m not saying that’s bad. I think that’s good. And he’s sort of cute.
Found on CNN 1 year ago
Change years are always difficult but always exciting, there are new people. There are four new people at least for now.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
Kanye, I know you’re like, ‘Yo, this is the real me, I’m off the meds’ — take ’em. I’m on ’em, it’s great.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
Well, I don't really have Instagram — I don't have Instagram or Twitter or any of that stuff. So, most of my daily life is getting into cars and showing up to a set, or, if I'm off, I just either hang with my friends or chill with my girlfriend inside. So I don't do much.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
We're boat people now, Colin, i mean, you always were. You look like you own the yacht they rent out for rap videos.
Found on CNN 2 years ago
People love to tear you off your pedestal, just 'cause you’re really rich or you’re the best at tennis or you go to a charity event with 200 kids even though you’re dripping with COVID.
Found on FOX News 2 years ago
I don't know what the nature of the friendship is, but it seems like they're having a good time hanging out.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
Nice stuff, by the way, i get it now. Good for you. Good for you, dog.
Found on CNN 3 years ago
I got in trouble last yearbecause I was making some jokes.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
This guy is kind of cool, Dan Crenshaw. You may be surprised to hear he’s a congressional candidate from Texas and not a hitman in a porno movie, i’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war or whatever...
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
It takes like a month for it to heal. But like it's pretty much off this hand.
Found on CNN 3 years ago
I've made a lot of questionable choices, and a couple of them need removing, it takes like a month for it to heal. But like it's pretty much off this hand.
Found on CNN 3 years ago
I ’m very grateful to be here, and Weekend Update’s been an honor to grow up in front of you guys.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
Yeah, I’m good. I’m surprised I made it to seven [seasons], i’m ready to hang up the jersey. Kenan’s, like, f------ Karl Malone out there.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
I'm really excited, man. I'm going to ask Elon Musk for, like, a Tesla or some s ***.
Found on CNN 3 years ago
I just do n’t understand why this is the dude everyone’s so freaked out about.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
The second Pete Davidson open Pete Davidson mouth and have an opinion, Pete Davidson lose money today, and I do n’t think that’s a safe place to live in.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
I really wanted last year to be my last year, but I'm still around and trying to knock it away.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
That was really horrible and I can't imagine what that s *** is like.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
I pretty much knew it was over after that, that was really horrible and I can't imagine what that s *** is like.
Found on CNN 4 years ago
I'm going on a little 'vacation,' the kind of vacation where insurance pays for some of it, and they take your phone and shoelaces. And you have roommates, but it still costs like $100,000.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
I think when you first get in a relationship and youre on television, you dont realize that when you post a photo of you and your girlfriend, youre pretty much announcing to the world your relationship.
Found on FOX News 5 years ago
I'm great. As you know I've had a really crazy month, and I want to talk about something that matters a lot to me, ok, mental health ?
Found on CNN 6 years ago
Yeah and after observing John's life, I publicly threatened suicide, i'm sorry I know I shouldn't make that joke, but it is funny.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
The last few years have been real rough with me, i took all these mental health classes and really spent a lot of time getting me good.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
I mean this from the bottom of my heart, it was a poor choice of words, the man is a war hero, and he deserves all the respect in the world.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
I know some of you are curious about the breakup, but the truth is, it's nobody's business, sometimes things just don't work out and that's OK. She's a wonderful, strong person and I genuinely wish her all the happiness in the world. Now, please go vote on Tuesday, all right ?
Found on CNN 6 years ago
This guy is kinda cool, Dan Crenshaw, pete Davidson may be surprised to hear he's a congressional candidate from Texas, and not a hit man in a porno movie.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
Someone wanted to shoot me in the face because she's so hot, do you know how insane that is ? I was like,' Am I that ugly that people want to shoot me in the face ?'.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
Davidson replied. KELLY CLARKSON TO HEADLINE U.S. OPEN TOURNAMENT OPENING CEREMONY I had a bunch of replicas made. My sister and grandpa also have one. The one that Ari has is the one my dad actually died in and the one he wore his entire career and the one I've worn for over 17 years. I've actually never taken it off other than for‘SNL’or for work. So it means a lot to me. Hope this helps. Please learn to be nicer and not to assume the worst in people. It’s a terrible way to live. Much love.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
I feel like I won a contest. It’s so sick, it’s f---ing lit, Jimmy. It’s so lit.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
I feel like I won a contest, it’s so sick, it’s f --- ing lit Jimmy.
Found on FOX News 6 years ago
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