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I went from wiping my groceries to having Paul Bettany sneeze in my face. That’s a big week.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
There are certain jokes that for sure have not aged well, but I think that's the nature of comedy, i think conceptually those movies are sound, and I think there's a reason they've lasted as far as people still watching and enjoying them today. Jokes are not things that necessarily are built to last.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
If you were playing baseball against a team and you're trying to get a lot of runs and the other team is trying to bludgeon you to death, is it shocking that you're not scoring as many runs as maybe you should be scoring? No. The other team is just trying to beat you with baseball bats, you know?
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
If someone's trying to murder someone with a baseball bat and someone's yelling at that person to stop, is that a feud between the baseball bat wielder and the person yelling at the baseball bat wilder? Feud implies two people hitting each other with baseball bats. Ted Cruz is a fascist. He denies the reality of the election. His words caused people to die and I'm making jokes about it. Is that a feud? I don't know. To me, it doesn't seem like a feud. To me, it seems I'm pointing out the fact that he's a terrible man whose words have resulted in death.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
There are people in my life who hold the beliefs that Ted Cruz holds and I really try to engage with them throughout the last year and ultimately it was horrifying, and truly, I felt like there is nothing I could convey that would reframe this person's reality as they viewed it, so, no…I don't think being nice to Ted Cruz, for me, I don't think that would be a positive thing for the world. It would be good for him.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
We all sit down for dinner and almost right away he just gets up and leaves.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
And we were like, ‘OK …’ We were kind of wrapping our heads around it.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
It ends and, it is like he had just completed a backflip and he’s waiting for the applause, at which point everyone looks to me to express the group reaction. I was like, ‘It was OK. Cool. Thanks. We should talk about it. That’s not how we pictured the character.'.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
I was like, is that a good thing to be saying? Is that a bad thing to be saying?
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
What I can say is that I despise abuse and harassment, and I would never cover or conceal the actions of someone doing it, or knowingly put someone in a situation where they were around someone like that.
Found on CNN 3 years ago
Twenty to thirty-five million dollars is where you're never going to be Good Boys biggest problem. That's literally what it is, as long as Good Boys're making some $ 150 million movie that's a f *** ing disaster, Good Boys're not paying attention to us. We're the smartest business decision Good Boys made that week, because Good Boys just don't have to worry about us. A lot of our career is just based on not being Good Boys biggest headache. Every once in a while, I meet someone, or one of my friends, [ who ] is their biggest headache, and it's like,' Oh yeah, thanks to you, we can do whatever the f *** we want.'.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
It's like a recipe that will be delicious forever, it just works, the Lion King.
Found on Reuters 5 years ago
I really always worked hard, because I recognized from a pretty young age it was one of the only things I could control, i remember I did karate as a kid, at the Jewish Community Center, and when I started I was the worst in the class, I was the worst of 25 Jewish kids who were afraid of getting picked on. And then just because everyone else quit, three years later I was at the top of the class, and there were 25 Jewish kids who were worse than me. And that was always tangible : Just by not stopping I became the best one. It wasn't this, like, ferocious leap. I just kept going, and slowly [ other ] people stopped. Because a lot of people will stop.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
Twenty to thirty-five million dollars is where you're never going to be their biggest problem. That's literally what it is, as long as they're making some $ 150 million movie that's a f *** ing disaster, they're not paying attention to us. We're the smartest business decision they made that week, because they just don't have to worry about us. A lot of our career is just based on not being their biggest headache. Every once in a while, I meet someone, or one of my friends, [ who ] is their biggest headache, and it's like,' Oh yeah, thanks to you, we can do whatever the f *** we want.'.
Found on CNN 5 years ago
When the opportunity came up to be a voice of public transportation, I was thrilled, i am honestly always looking for ways to participate in Canadian culture and to put the spotlight on Canada.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
And I couldn't stop, and I said,' Furthermore, I hate what you're doing to the country at this point and I count the days until you no longer have one iota of the power that you currently have,'.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
My whole body, puckered, as it were, I tensed up, and I didn't know what to do.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
It's not their fault, but at the same time they should probably learn that if they like a movie or song, the person who made that probably doesn't like their dad that much, i don't know how I feel -- I'm glad I didn't take a picture with Paul Ryan.
Found on CNN 6 years ago
There’s tons of stuff from the comic that Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon hope to include, for people who know the comics, there are all sorts of Easter eggs … that don’tobviously confuse people that are just coming to the show for the first time.
Found on FOX News 9 years ago
Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon’re going to make a show that Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon like, so Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon hope that translates to people that love the comics, as well, but first and foremost, Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon goal is to make a great television show.
Found on FOX News 9 years ago
My comment about the movie was not meant to have any political implications.
Found on FOX News 10 years ago
My grandfather was a veteran, my comment about the movie was not meant to have any political implications.
Found on FOX News 10 years ago
This is it!!! We removed the fire from the hair and the entire secondary wave of head chunks, please tell us this is over now.
Found on Reuters 10 years ago
This is now a story of Americans changing their movie to make North Koreans happy.
Found on Reuters 10 years ago
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