I wasn’t a good athlete, so maybe it was some young male thing of‘This is the physical feat I can do. Three Vicodin and a tequila and I’m still standing,’ who’s the athlete now?

John Mulaney

John Edmund Mulaney (born August 26, 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work as a writer on Saturday Night Live and as a stand-up comedian with stand-up specials The Top Part, New in Town, The Comeback Kid, and Kid Gorgeous, for which he won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special in 2018.He was the creator and star of the short-lived Fox sitcom Mulaney, a semi-autobiographical series about his life. Mulaney has also performed as a character called George St. Geegland in a comedic duo with Nick Kroll, most recently in Oh, Hello: the P’dcast which was released between April 4 and May 24, 2020. He is also known for his voice acting work as Andrew Glouberman in the Netflix original animated show Big Mouth. Mulaney made his film debut in 2018, voicing Peter Porker/Spider-Ham in the Academy Award-winning animated feature film Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

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