'Futurama' Returns

Philip J. Fry:
Where is everyone?

Turanga Leela:
Amy? Hermes?

Bender:
That professor guy? That crawfish thing? This stinks! I demand a hero's welcome after 72 network episodes!

Philip J. Fry:
Network episodes?

Turanga Leela:
That's what we call the deliveries we made for the Box Network, a division of 20th Century Box.

Bender:
And by my count, we did 72 primetime network episodes!

Philip J. Fry:
Primetime?

Turanga Leela:
That's what we call deliveries between 8 and 11 pm. Or 7 and 10 on Sundays.

Bender:
And we made exactly 72 network primetime Emmy-winning episodes!

Philip J. Fry:
Emmy winn-?

Turanga Leela:
Hey, something's coming at us!

Bender:
What's wrong, Big Boots?

Turanga Leela:
We got snagged on a cable operated by the Carton Network! It's pulling us into a vortex!

Philip J. Fry:
Do something! I hate vortexes!

Bender:
It's *vortices,* meatbag!

Philip J. Fry:
I hate *them,* too!

Bender:
Just tell us what's happening!

Turanga Leela:
We've gone back to December 31, 2999. We're about to re-live the last five years all over again!

Philip J. Fry:
I've got a strange feeling...

Turanga Leela:
D?j? vu?

Philip J. Fry:
Leela! Now's not the time to come on to me in French.