10,000 Saints

Les:
So you got any New Year resolutions, Princess Di?

Diane:
Yes.

Les:
What are they?

Diane:
To stop dating my dealer.

Les:
Now why would you do that? With me you get the whole package: sex and drugs.

Jude:
What did you mean when you said you were here to kidnap me?

Les:
I'm rescuing you. Taking you to the Big Apple.

Jude:
And why would I go with you?

Les:
I'm offering you Manhattan, champ. Don't play hard to get.

Les:
[Talking to Diane and Eliza] Okay, listen, you two are peas in a pod, all right? You know why she doesn't tell you anything, Diane? Because you try to control every situation you get your hands on. And you know why she does that? Cause you are totally out of control.

Les:
You know what I'd like to know is what my girlfriend's daughter and my son and some weird Hare Krishna dude are all doing together.

Jude:
We're just friends, okay?

Les:
No, I'm not judging. I mean, I met your mother at an orgy.

Les:
Why don't you just try playing it all a little bit by ear, you know?

Eliza:
Is that what you do, Les? You just play it all by ear?

Les:
Yeah, I find it's the best organ to play by. I mean, I have been accused of playing by another, but...

Eliza:
Will you remember me as the most f***ed up girl you ever knew?