17 sui de tian kong

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Tien:
Excuse me?

Taipei plumber:
I'm here to fix the toilet. [strips off his shirt]

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Tien:
You see... even love can pass away.

Bai Tieh-nan:
But... we can run after it.

Tien:
Run?

Bai Tieh-nan:
And chase it back.

Tien:
My feet are tired.

Bai Tieh-nan:
I'll carry you.

Alan:
Tien doesn't know our plan, right?

Yu:
Don't worry, I rented three DVDs for him to watch and kill time.

C.C.:
They won't provoke him?

Yu:
Don't worry, they're all safe movies. The Ring, Bride of Chucky, and Freddy vs. Jason. Nothing to do with love.

Alan:
Aren't these movies too scary?

Yu:
Nothing's scarier than heartbreak! Just my opinion.

[cut to Tien watching scary movies and freaking out]

Alan:
Nothing can go wrong, right?

Yu:
Unless Jason falls in love with Freddy.