18-Year-Old Virgin

Penis:
Katie! Come closer. Yes, Katie.

Katie Powers:
Mister Mushroom?

Penis:
Oui, Katie, my love. Kiss me.

Katie Powers:
No.

Penis:
Oh, Katie, please. It's for your own good. Katie, do you know why it is that men do not notice you? It's because you lack a certain je ne sais quoi that more experienced women have.

Katie Powers:
Yes.

Penis:
Katie, listen to me. The men, they are like... empty shells. The mind, the brain, ah yes, the very soul of the man is in the penis.

Katie Powers:
That's so true.

Penis:
So Katie, you must *know* ze penis. Say "yes," Katie!