18-Year-Old Virgin

18-Year-Old Virgin2009

Stars: Olivia May, Lauren Walsh, Todd Leigh, Dustin Harnish
Rating: UNRATED
Runtime: 86 minutes

18-Year-Old Virgin is a 2009 American sex comedy film directed by Tamara Olson, written by Naomi L. Selfman and starring Olivia Alaina May, Lauren Walsh and Todd Leigh. It was produced by The Asylum. more »



Penis:
Katie! Come closer. Yes, Katie.

Katie Powers:
Mister Mushroom?

Penis:
Oui, Katie, my love. Kiss me.

Katie Powers:
No.

Penis:
Oh, Katie, please. It's for your own good. Katie, do you know why it is that men do not notice you? It's because you lack a certain je ne sais quoi that more experienced women have.

Katie Powers:
Yes.

Penis:
Katie, listen to me. The men, they are like... empty shells. The mind, the brain, ah yes, the very soul of the man is in the penis.

Katie Powers:
That's so true.

Penis:
So Katie, you must *know* ze penis. Say "yes," Katie!

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