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Betty:
Do you like my new hairstyle?

Nicola:
Is that what you call it, a hairstyle?

Buttons:
Yeah, you can see where the farmers have climbed all across it!

Betty:
[Looking at the map] It's just a maze of lines!

Nicola:
That must be like looking in a mirror for you, Betty!

Betty:
If I had as many lines as you, dear, I would open a telephone exchange!

Buttons:
With a nose like yours, you wouldn't have any trouble making trunk calls, would ya!

Nicola:
[indicating Buttons] As a Mister, he misses!

Betty:
He's not exactly the male of the century!

Fiona:
Look Ted, You're not related to my favorite super hero Buck Rogers, are you?

Ted:
Well, no, I'm afraid I'm not, Fiona.

Fiona:
No, of course not - he's 500 years ahead of his time, and you're 500 years behind!

Ted:
Who's your favorite superhero?

Libby:
Oh, I think The Incredible Hulk, Ted.

Ted:
I always feel sorry for him.

Libby:
Well you should feel sorry for his younger brother.

Ted:
Why?

Libby:
Well, he's the one who has to wear all his hand me down shirts!

Ted:
[Mimes ripping his shirt] That works if you think about it, but not tonight!

Alison:
Just think of all those superheros, Edward.

Ted:
Superheros.

Alison:
My favorite lives with danger every day of his life.

Ted:
You mean James Bond?

Alison:
No - Dennis Thatcher!

Ted:
Yes, he does doesn't he!