3 Bad Men

Dan O'Malley:
Am I seein' things - or is them million wagons on the square?

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Title Card:
Mike Costigan and 'Spade' Allen weren't exactly thieves - but they had a habit of finding horses that nobody had lost

Dan O'Malley:
[to Lee] My name and address is Dan O'Malley.

Mike Costigan:
I must be goin' blind - fired three shots and only dropped two of 'em.

intertitle:
Zach Little - Editor of the Custer "Pathfinder" was half scotch and half seltzer.

'Bull' Stanley:
[speaking of Lee] I'm thinkin' three old terrapins like us ain't fit to take care of a gal like her - What our gal needs is a husband.

Mike Costigan:
Leave it to us. We'll find a marryin' man if we have to shoot 'em.

Mike Costigan:
[as they're looking for a prospective beau for Lee, they ome across a chinese man] Not a chink. They get shot too easy.

Meek Eastern dude:
I've just reached manhood.

Mike Costigan:
[Sarcastically] Then you better reach again.

intertitle:
Cleanliness is next to Godliness - that's why Saturday night comes before Sunday.

'Bull' Stanley:
[as Hunter's gang closes in] Well, pardners - I guess us three old sharpshooters is together for the last reunion.

Mike Costigan:
Shucks! One good man could hold this pass against a whole army of men like Hunter.

Mike Costigan:
[Sarcastically after Spade takes a rifle] I said a good man.

'Spade' Allen:
Mike, your pants may be shabby, but they cover a warm heart...

'Bull' Stanley:
[to Spade] You and Mike go on - I'll stay.

'Spade' Allen:
[With cards he has taken from inside his hat] We'll cut high card to see who stays.

Mike Costigan:
All right but no trioks. This is a gentlemen's gane.

Mike Costigan:
[after Mike and Bull draw, Spade draws an ace of clubs for himself] Why you low down horse thief. You cheated.

'Spade' Allen:
[Mike and 'Spade' glare at each other but Bull shakes 'Spade's' hand and 'Spade' throws his ace away. Spade's last word to his friends] Don't tell the little gal - let her think I made it the other way 'round.

Mike Costigan:
[Mike realizes he won't be seeing Spade again and hangs his head, ovrcome with emotion] Goodbye, 'Spade.' It's been a long, long trail.

'Spade' Allen:
Goodbye, Mike - You been a good partner...

Mike Costigan:
[Before leaving Mike gives him his plug of chewing tobacco] That oughta last ya. [He and bull ride off]

Mike Costigan:
[while in the mining shack and Hunter's men closing in] I'll fool 'em - I won't die with my boots on.

Rev. Benson:
[to a pioneer family just before the land rush is to begin] Keep your plow! You'll find the real wealth of this land in the soil.

Mike Costigan:
[to Hunter's men just before they are about to shoot him] Hold everythin', gentlemen - I want to ask you one last riddle - positively the last - - Where was Moses when the LIGHTS WENT OUT?

'Bull' Stanley:
[to Lee] Guess maybe Mike and 'Spade' are callin' me - Don't ever be afraid o' nothin', Missy - because the three of us will be watchin' over you...

intertitle:
The years went on - the West was won - and those who came for treasure found it in the harvests of golden grain!