40 Pounds of Trouble

Bernie Friedman:
[at custody hearing] Well Judge, you can pass the buck up and down and back and forth, but when it gets to Bernie the butcher it don't go not further.

Judge:
Is that what they call you? Bernie the butcher? Why?

Bernie Friedman:
37 years in the meat packing business, what're they gonna call me, Bernie the baker?

Steve McCluskey:
Nobody can sleep fifteen hours.

Penny Piper:
They can if they're the manager.

[about Penny]

Steve McCluskey:
Can you tell me one cotton-pickin' thing you can do for that kid that I can't?

Chris Lockwood:
Yeah! I can take her to the ladies' room!