A Flintstones Christmas Carol

[Pebbles cries]

Wilma Flintstone:
Well, Scrooge, it sounds like your daughter needs her diaper changed.

Fred Flintstone:
Er, sorry, Wilma. I have to rehearse. "Christmas, bah humbug!"

Wilma Flintstone:
There's such a thing as being too well-rehearsed.

Bamm-Bamm Rubble:
God bless us, everyone.

Wilma Flintstone:
That's right, Bamm-Bamm. Everyone but Fred!

Fred Flintstone:
[rehearsing for play] "Christmas, bah humbug!" "Christmas, BAH humbug!"

Wilma Flintstone:
[Pebbles groans] Pebbles, don't be so hard on Daddy. He's trying. [to the camera] Very trying.

Fred Flintstone:
I've been preparing for this part day and night. It's the only thing I've thought about for the past two months.

[leaves]

Pebbles:
Kiss Dada, hug Dada?

Maggie Magma:
So I've noticed.

Fred Flintstone:
[driving away] Christmas, bah humbug.

Fred Flintstone:
Cratchet, are you trying to get fired? Get back to those ledgers.

Barney Rubble, Dino:
Yes, sir, I mean no, sir, sorry, sir.

Barney Rubble, Dino:
There's more to life than just acting, you know.

Fred Flintstone:
Not to an actor.

Barney Rubble, Dino:
Yeah, well, in case you haven't noticed, tomorrow's Christmas, I've got to go home and wrap presents.

Fred Flintstone:
Any more of those dresses?

Saleswoman:
Oh, sorry, we're all sold out, you should've shopped earlier.

Fred Flintstone:
[grabs a mannequin wearing the dress] I'll take this one.

Saleswoman:
The necklace has to come with it, you know.

Fred Flintstone:
I'll take that too, it's not REAL sabertooth is it?

Saleswoman:
Of course not, they're an endangered species.

Mr. Slate:
See? I'm no Scrooge.

Fred Flintstone:
No, I am.