A Lot Like Love

Emily:
When you look at me, do you see your mom?

Emily:
[After kissing] Don't say anything, you'll ruin it.

Emily:
Honestly, if you're not willing to sound stupid you don't deserve to be in love.

Emily:
First of all, why would I get myself mixed up with a guy who I know first hand would jump into an airplane bathroom with the first girl that comes a-knocking?

Oliver:
Emily, I'm flat broke. I don't have a job. I don't have a plan. And I know, I know I'm probably six years too late, but will you give me strike one back?

Oliver:
[annoyed] Gabe the babe.

Oliver:
The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?

Oliver:
Well, if it wasn't love, it was a lot like it.

Oliver:
My brother's deaf, Em. I can go days without talking.

Ellen:
God, Oliver! You are such a dick! C'mon, let's just start without him!

Graham:
[pointing to his son] You should get one.

Oliver:
That was the plan. Instead I'm almost 30, unemployed, and living with mom and dad.

Graham:
Oliver. This is your life. Right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.

Emily:
This is your trip, it's happening right now

[Takes Oliver's camera and takes a picture of her crotch]

Oliver:
[sarcastically] Oh Great! All the places I've traveled!

Oliver:
What's your stance on pancakes?

Emily:
I am pro-pancakes.

There's nothing better than a great romance... to ruin a perfectly good friendship.