A Million to Juan

Juan Lopez:
All the American citizens I know are illegal.

Jorge:
What is it that every Chicano family needs and very few have?

Juan Lopez:
Birth control.

Jorge:
Chicano celebrity totem poles.

Party Guest:
So, what have you been up to?

Party Guest:
I'm teaching.

Party Guest:
Really, what?

Party Guest:
I'm teaching men to refill ice trays. [They both laugh as Juan joins them.]

Juan Lopez:
Now that was cold." [He laughs.] Get it? Cold? Ice? It was a joke. [As they walk away.] Hey, I like jokes too.