A Million to Juan

A Million to Juan

A Million to Juan is a 1994 romantic comedy film starring comedian Paul Rodriguez. It was also his directorial debut. The story is a modern spin on Mark Twain's story "The Million Pound Bank Note".

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1994
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Juan Lopez:
All the American citizens I know are illegal.

Jorge:
What is it that every Chicano family needs and very few have?

Juan Lopez:
Birth control.

Jorge:
Chicano celebrity totem poles.

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