A Pair of Briefs

Sidney Pudney:
Hop it, as the monkey said to the kangaroo.

Sidney Pudney:
Beat it, as the monkey said to the egg whisk.

Sidney Pudney:
Search me, as the monkey said to his mate.

Sidney Pudney:
What's cooking, as the monkey said to the cannibal chief.

Sidney Pudney:
Dry up, as the monkey said to the leaky tap.

Sidney Pudney:
Don't get pickled, as the monkey said to the onion.

Sidney Pudney:
Take a running jump at yourself, as the monkey said to the performing flea.

Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.

Sidney Pudney:
No hard feelings, as the monkey said to the... oh what's the use, you never laughed at my jokes anyway.

Sidney Pudney:
That's a nice bit of junk, as the monkey said to the Chinese sailor.

Sidney Pudney:
I was selling off war surplus before the war even started!

Sidney Pudney:
Funiculi, funicula, as the monkey said when the Iti took him up the mountain.