A Simple Plan

[noticing the crows in the trees overhead]

Jacob Mitchell:
Those things are always waiting for something to die so they can eat it. What a weird job.

Sarah Mitchell:
Nobody'd ever believe that you'd be capable of doing what you've done.

Jacob Mitchell:
Do you ever feel evil?

Jacob Mitchell:
I wish somebody else had found that money.

Jacob Mitchell:
We don't have anything in common, me and him, except maybe our last name.

Jacob Mitchell:
I mean, hell, Hank, I've never even kissed a girl. You know, if me becoming rich is gonna change all that, you know I'm all for it.

Hank Mitchell:
Everything goes to sleep.

Lou Chambers:
It's the American Dream in a goddamn gym bag!

Hank Mitchell:
You work for the American Dream. You don't steal it.

Lou Chambers:
Then this is even better.

Lou Chambers:
What you gonna buy, Jakey boy?

Jacob Mitchell:
I'm gonna buy me a truck.

Lou Chambers:
No, f*** that. Get something classy - Trans-Am!

Jacob Mitchell:
Yeah, in my wildest f***in' dreams a Trans-Am!

Sarah Mitchell:
He's going to shoot all three of you, as soon as he sees the plane!

Neil Baxter:
Well, it looks like we're both going to have a lot of explaining to do.

Hank Mitchell:
Just me. [Shoots him]

Sarah Mitchell:
That man's got a gun, Hank. He's gonna shoot you both.

Neil Baxter:
But you're not the cold-blooded type, are you Mr. Mitchell?

Hank Mitchell:
When I was still just a kid, I remember my father telling me what he thought that it took for a man to be happy. Simple things, really. A wife he loves. A decent job. Friends and neighbors who like and respect him. And for a while there, without hardly even realizing it, I had all that. I was a happy man.