A Small Circle of Friends

Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
[posing as a blind man in line to register for classes] Is this a full load?

Class Selection Secretary:
Almost.

Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
In that case, I would like to take Photography 101.

Class Selection Secretary:
[delicately] Um, I don't think...

Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
Madame, I know I am blind! But I don't see why that should hold me back from taking the classes I want. Look at Beethoven, deaf as he was... did anybody tell him not to compose music? Look at Helen Keller... blind as a bat. Did anybody tell her not to teach? Or how about Van Gogh, just because he cut off his ear. No! [the people in line cheer]

Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
[breaking into an office with a suction cup on a window] I saw it on "I Spy" or "The Untouchables". I forget which.

Alice:
[watching the draft lottery on television] Only men would come up with a draft lottery that uses balls.

Jessica Bloom:
I'll tell you exactly what I mean... and it has a great deal to do with the meaning of this bed: Go f*** yourself!

Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
Where's your boyfriend from?

Jessica Bloom:
San Francisco.

Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
That's not a boyfriend. That's a pen-pal!

Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
Huh! Egypt's not in Europe. That's only a technicality!

Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo:
It's time to stop being angry, my friend.

[last lines]

Nick Baxter:
How about tonight?

Jessica Bloom:
How about right now? And then we'll see.