A Small Town in Texas

Poke Jackson:
Duke here, he don't bite. He's just a little pecker.

Sheriff Duke:
[to Poke] I don't wanna see the sun rise on your ass boy!

Poke Jackson:
Duke here's a chicken that thinks he's a rooster.

C.J. Crane:
[to Duke] You wouldn't bullshit ol C.J. now would ya?

Poke Jackson:
[after Buford invites Poke to shoot his truck] I never shot a truck before!

Sheriff Duke:
[Realizing that Poke took the money] Lenny, pick up Poke Jackson.

Lenny:
What's the charge?

Sheriff Duke:
Same damn thing... Possession.

Sheriff Duke:
[Sheriff Duke drives his car into a building, and Lenny is thrown out] Lenny, you alright?

Lenny:
Yeah.

Sheriff Duke:
Shut the door.

Sheriff Duke:
[to C.J. Crane] Get your ass out of my chair.

Buford Tyler:
[Buford falls out of his truck] You son of a b*tch!... That's the last time you're gonna throw me! [Buford shoots his truck]

Poke Jackson:
[after shooting Buford's truck] That was alright, Buford... I like shootin' trucks!

Buford Tyler:
Stick with me, cowboy, and we'll shoot up half the county.

Sheriff Duke:
Lenny, I want you to put out an all points bulletin on Poke Jackson... Armed and dangerous.

Lenny:
But Duke, he didn't take our weapons.

Sheriff Duke:
Lenny, are you hard of hearing?... I said armed and dangerous.

Sheriff Duke:
[to C.J. Crane] I'm gonna get Poke Jackson in my own way.

Sheriff Duke:
[to C.J. Crane] If I go down, I'm taking ya with me!

C.J. Crane:
[to Sheriff Duke] I always kept my fences mended, and my tracks covered.

Sheriff Duke:
[Poke has just arrived in town] I'm the sheriff now.

Poke Jackson:
How'd ya pull that one off, Duke?

Sheriff Duke:
Duly elected by the people.

Sheriff Duke:
[Duke is beating up Boogie] Boy, you know I hate losing my temper... Cause when I do, I get indigestion... And that makes me angry!

Sheriff Duke:
[Lenny has been looking at himself in the mirror] Boy, one of these days, that guy in the mirror is gonna shoot your balls off... If you don't get him first.

Boogie:
[Poke is talking about his time in prison] I'll bet you were hornier than a three-balled tomcat!

Mary Lee:
[Talking to Uncle Bull] We need a car, Mister.

Bull Parker:
I don't have me no car... I do have one hell of a truck, though.

Buford Tyler:
[Buford looks at Poke] You just get outta the state pen?

Poke Jackson:
How'd ya know that?

Buford Tyler:
I recognize your tailor.

Sheriff Duke:
[after gets the money off Poke] Ya know somethin' Poke?... Ya always did have a big mouth!... Ya know somethin' else?... I always did wanna shut it for ya!... Ya almost killed the kid and Mary Lee, and ya killed a deputy!... That's murder, boy!

Bull Parker:
[Uncle Bull has a shotgun pointed at Poke] Tell you what... Walk around out in the open so's I can see ya... Mind ya now, you so much as move so's your scratchin' yourself, I'll open a hole in ya that you can walk through.