Accidentally on Purpose

Zack:
I think my instincts about people are way better than yours.

Billie:
Why do you say that?

Zack:
Well, you picked me, but I picked you.

Abby:
Didn't you use condoms?

Billie:
I guess it turns out they're not 100% effective... unless you actually take them out of your purse.

Billie:
I watch movies for a living, so to me, the three stages of womanhood are: Meg Ryan in "Sleepless in Seattle", Meg Ryan in "You've Got Mail", and Meg Ryan in the grocery store, saying "No, really, I am Meg Ryan!"

Billie:
This may sound a little nuts, but I'm thinking of going home with a guy who may be significantly younger than I am, and I need to know if the situation is despearate or empowering.

Olivia:
Is he over eighteen?

Billie:
Yup.

Olivia:
Empowering!

Abby:
What was it like?

Billie:
Like eating candy.

Olivia:
I love candy!

Abby:
What kind of candy?

Billie:
Young candy! I'm not kidding. He smelled like Skittles.

Davis:
This is some excellent food, pregnant lady!

Billie:
That's only because you're more baked than what you're eating...

Billie:
Without the sex, dating's just letting people annoy you for no reason