Afterschool

Mr. Burke:
[chuckling] Let's, uh, quiet down because there's a lot of announcements to make this morning. And pay attention. There might be a little note in here that could change your lives, maybe an activity you never knew of that'll turn out to be your calling later in life, your career, and from one little announcement you heard in morning meeting.

[a late student arrives]

Mr. Burke:
Good morning. Jameson, did you sleep all right? You just missed a little inspiring speech on announcements about you POSSIBLY being inspired to try something that will ultimately be your future, but I wouldn't worry - McDonald's will most likely still be hiring after you graduate.

Mr. Wiseman:
Rob, what's going on back there? Come on, Rob, what's going on?

Amy:
Um... Rob wants to use the video to make a porn.

[Students snicker]

Mr. Wiseman:
Well, that's a... that's a very nice idea, but there will be no fluids permitted around the camera, bodily or any other sort.

Mr. Virgil:
What do you think about your mom? Do you know that she's got crabs so big I ride them to work?

Robert:
Uh... your mom gets f***ed for cash.

Mr. Virgil:
Okay. Okay, fair enough. Right. See, that was easy. You just said what's on your mind.

Trevor:
Isn't your sister Maria, the senior?

Peter:
I don't know.

Trevor:
You know I f***ed your sister.

Peter:
Does she know that?

Trevor:
Her p*ssy's so wet. You know your sister's p*ssy gets so wet? All you gotta do is brush up against it. You know, your sister gives mad good head, right? Gets the whole thing down her throat. Last time, when she was suckin' on my dick, it only took me a minute before I came all over her face. I bet you jerked off to pictures of your sister, huh? Next time we do it, I'll find you; I'll let you smell my fingers, hm?

Mr. Burke:
[after seeing the memorial video Robert made] Is that serious, Robert?

Robert:
What do you mean?

Mr. Burke:
Is there something wrong with you, Robert? I'm no editor but I can safely say that's probably the worst thing I've ever seen. You didn't even have music! I'm gonna tell Mr. Wiseman to have someone else reediting everything. You... I'm very disappointed.