Air America

Rob Diehl:
Hey Gene, You will remember what I said?.. Shhhh!

Gene Ryack:
Well the problem is Rob, you and I weren't here, this conversation never happened, so I cant remember what the f*** you didn't tell me!

Rob Diehl:
You know more about it than American intelligence Gene!

Gene Ryack:
Rob, I wish you wouldn't use the words American Intelligence to describe what it is you do!

Gene Ryack:
Here at Air America, what's considered psychotic behavior anywhere else is company policy.

Billy Covington:
How often do you guys go on a bender like this?

Babo:
Bender? This isn't a bender, this is night-time!

Billy Covington:
Jesus! Who the hell is shooting at us?

Jack Neely:
Over here, everybody shots at us.

Billy Covington:
I don't wanna crash twice in one day!

Gene Ryack:
Don't worry, I crash better that anyone I know.

Gene Ryack:
Why don't you go home huh? Look at me, look at Neely, we're all a bunch of trouble junkies, we've been mainlining danger and adrenaline for so long nothing else gets us off, it's kind a sick.

Gene Ryack:
Before you pick up the habit and you will pick up the habit. Go back to L.A. and be the weirdest guy in the room again. Whada you think?

Gene Ryack:
I've seen things here that I could never possibly have imagined, and I've got a pretty broad imagination.

Babo:
We're VSM!

Billy Covington:
What!

Babo:
Very Severely F***ed

Billy Covington:
Come on, You gotta do it, or you're just another version of Major Lemond , with a slightly hipper rap!

Gene Ryack:
Well down here at Crazy Gene's Used Airplanes, people think we're out of our minds since we slashed the prices on our used C1-23's!

Billy Covington:
Gene, you cant sell the plane! It's government property!

Gene Ryack:
The U.S. Government doesn't exist in Laos and neither does this plane!

Billy Covington:
Good point!

Major Lemond:
Nino!

Major Lemond:
Listen to me, okay? Nino, you pay same same, or you will never use any of my airplanes again.

Gene:
So we'll sit back and we'll do what we do best. We fly.

Rob:
I have to have coffee with Davenport tomorrow, what should I do then? I'll tell you what, I'll take him to the White Rose, I'll get him blown...

Lemond:
No! Davenport runs the Senate prayer group. With a guy like that you don't bring up the subject of blow jobs. You wait for him to bring it up.

F*** you eye in the sky!

Treat em like a mushroom feed em on sh*t keep em in the dark