Alice in Wonderland

Alice:
I'm not staying here listening you to be rude.

Alice:
If you drink too much from a bottle marked "poison," it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Alice:
I think carefully before acting rashly.

Queen of Hearts:
Sound advice.

Tweedledee:
I was an advisor to the British army.

Tweedledum:
I advised them not to take him, but they wouldn't listen.

Alice:
You don't seem to have much riding practice.

White Knight:
What makes you say that?

Alice:
You keep falling off your horse!

Mad Hatter:
Personal remarks are rude?

Alice:
Mm-hmm.

Mad Hatter:
Egad, you learn something new every day.

Queen of Hearts:
I gave you fair warning. Either you or your head must be *off*!

Mock Turtle:
The master was an old turtle. We used to call him Tortoise.

Alice:
Why did you call him Tortoise if he wasn't one?

Mock Turtle:
We called him Tortoise because he taught us!

Alice:
Why am I here?

Duchess:
To save Jack from a death worse than fate!

Alice:
Oh Tiger Lily, I wish you could talk so you could tell me how to get out of this wood.

Tiger Lily:
I can talk, when there's anybody worth talking to!

Alice:
You have to tread with care when dealing with cats, they have influence and are seen in all the smart places.

Queen of Hearts:
Richard! You must cross-examine the witness!

Queen of Hearts:
Yes, Richard, be a man.

Queen of Hearts:
I am NOT in the habit of talking to myself.

Queen of Hearts:
Even though it's the only way I can get a decent conversation around here.

Mad Hatter:
Time marches on its stomach!

Alice:
It's an army that marches on its stomach!