Alienated

Rebecca Myers:
This is just wrong.

[sitting together in a boat, talking]

Roger Blundell:
Oh, come on! It was Child Services, and they're gonna pay for what they've done to us!

Carter Treehorn:
Did they seem unusually preoccupied with your alien encounter?

Sarah Blundell:
Yes.

Roger Blundell:
That doesn't prove anything. [rises] I'm going to get this guy to turn around.

Carter Treehorn:
Did they give you an anal probe?

[boat horn blows. Roger's face falls. He sits down again]

Roger Blundell:
They said it was a prostate exam.

Sarah Blundell:
We're very sexual people.

[Ms Myers is banging her head slowly against her desk]

Cameron Blundell:
Don't be like this. I just don't see any other way to preserve the long-term prospects of our relationship.

Rebecca Myers:
I can't believe I'm getting dumped by a fourteen-year-old.

George Takei:
Remember, aliens are just friends you haven't met yet. [winks]

Carter Treehorn:
[to Sarah] The only thing I can think of is that you have some sort of parasite in your system devouring the food you eat.

Cameron Blundell:
You mean a... tapeworm?

Carter Treehorn:
Yes.

Isabelle Blundell:
Ew!

Sarah Blundell:
Well, so it's not alien-related, then?

Carter Treehorn:
Oh, no, it's alien.

[repeated line]

Roger Blundell:
[sung] Alien man...