All Hands on Deck

Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald:
[Screaming Eagle Garfield is watching him shave, and is making some odd faces] Are you enjoying my shave?

Shrieking Eagle Garfield:
Huh.

Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald:
Why don't you run along and have one of your own?

Shrieking Eagle Garfield:
Indian no shave. No have hair on face.

Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald:
Hmm, like a squaw, huh?

Shrieking Eagle Garfield:
Squaw have'm hair on face. Shave'm twice a day.

Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald:
[Gives him a perplexed look] You know, Sunday I'm gettin' married, and you and I will have to part company, old buddy. Why don't you run along, find a girl of your own and get married?

Shrieking Eagle Garfield:
[Breaking into a cadence, snapping his fingers] I am member of Chickasaw Nation, and I say with-out reservation, when a Chickasaw buck take'm squaw, he always take'm Chickasaw, 'cause the slickest chick you ever saw is a quick slick quick Chickasaw squaw...

Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald:
[Looking even more perplexed] Say that again?