America's Funniest Pets

Bob Saget:
I'd like to thank all the birds who helped make this pillow possible, who are now walking around duck-naked.

Bob Saget:
Oh look, a banana with a note on it. What a shock, I wonder what it says. "Why don't you have more videos about monkeys, apes and chimps? Love, Cheetah". I told her never to write me here.

Bob Saget:
To quote the critics, "The videos are hysterical. Almost matching Bob Saget's creative introductions to them". Actually, my parents said that. But then they also once said, "We're very disappointed in you, Bob." They said that, but that was before I had this show.

Bob Saget:
Keep those camera safely rolling and Honey, I'll be home... actually, this is a tape. I AM home.

Bob Saget:
Honey, let's dress up in our Star Wars costumes tonight, except this time YOU be Princess Leia and I'LL be Yoda.