American Idol: The Search for a Superstar

[says this catchphrase everytime before the intro credits begin]

Ryan Seacrest:
This... is "American Idol"!

[says it at times during the auditions]

Randy Jackson:
Singing is not your thing.

[on announcing the results]

Ryan Seacrest:
Dim the lights... and here we go.

[Ryan gives out the results for Paul McDonald and James Durbin]

Ryan Seacrest:
Tonight is unbelievable. The nation has spoken... And both of you guys... are not safe tonight.

[the crowds became loudly confused]

Ryan Seacrest:
I mean you're... really... not safe tonight.

[Hulk Hogan comes into the stage as the crowds cheer. He goes to greet Paul and James and prepares to say something to the crowds]

Hulk Hogan:
You know something guys? I've got some really really good news and I've got some really really bad news. The good news is, both of you guys... are safe!

[Paul and James show sigh of relief as they are safe in the competition]

Hulk Hogan:
And, both of these guys are going on tour!

[the crowds cheers even more]

Hulk Hogan:
And the bad news is... YOU... Mr. Ryan Seacrest... you're not safe.

[Hulk Hogan punches Ryan in the face, causing him to stumble and fall into the crowds]

Hulk Hogan:
And this... This... is... American... Idol!

[Hulk Hogan tears his tanktop shirt, revealing his frontal muscular body]

Himself - Mentor:
Get the tongue out.

Himself - Host:
Well, my tongue isn't nearly as talented as yours. [Adam looks directly into the camera with a grin and raised eyebrows]

Herself - Judge:
[judging Tim Urban] The first time I took a shot of tequila, I didn't know if I would like it or not. Then I took another and then I took another and then took another. Then I really enjoyed it. That's how I feel about you. I really enjoyed it. I can't help falling in love with you, Tim.

Herself - Judge:
[to Tim Urban] You're like, for me, the soup of the day. Some times I like the soup and sometimes I don't like the soup. I've liked your soup, but today I didn't like the soup.