An American Werewolf in London XXX Porn Parody

Jack Goodman:
Isn't this a little dangerous?

The Barmaid:
No, he's drinking and once he starts talking he'll never stop, now give me that American cock!

David Kessler:
Hey, Let's see if this place is open.

Jack Goodman:
Open?

David Kessler:
Yeah.

Jack Goodman:
I guess it's a pub.

David Kessler:
OK Let's go inside for some grub and some rest.

Jack Goodman:
Seriously?

Jack Goodman:
Th-The Slaughtered Lamb?

David Kessler:
Yeah, It's colorful.

Jack Goodman:
Colorful? Where's the lamb? It-it's a cut off Wolves head.

David Kessler:
I dunno, maybe it's inside getting cold.

Jack Goodman:
Seriously? This place is REALLY creepy. I highly doubt...

David Kessler:
Well, You know, we don't have very many choices here, so...

Jack Goodman:
Fine, whatever, Just remember David, Whatever happens is...

David Kessler, Jack Goodman:
*In unison with Jack* Whatever happens is your fault. *In unison with David* Whatever happens is my fault.

David Kessler:
Yup.

Jack Goodman:
Not mine.

David Kessler:
Nice work... f***ing their daughter... we were their 5 minutes.

Jack Goodman:
I came here to get laid... and she said we weren't even supposed to come in.