An Audience with Lulu

Performer:
I talked about a few people that were close to me and one of those people I found when I found out I was doing this show, and I said to him: "I'd like you to be here!" and he said to me: "When?" without even taking a breath. Well that time is right now, and he's here. Please, please welcome, Maurice Gibb! [Maurice enters the stage and greets her as the audience enthusiastically applauds]

Performer:
I talked about the public marriage. The public engagement, the public marriage, and what about the wedding? [Maurice tries to jump in, but Lulu cuts him off] The wedding we had was really something because there were so many people outside the church that we couldn't get into the church!

Performer:
Oh, it was packed! I mean, there were thousands outside. We couldn't get out of the church, and we were thinking of moving in there! [Audience laughs]

Performer:
Also, we've been talking alot these past few days. I remember how we use to hang out, sit and home and we were always singing. That's all. I mean, we love music you know? We haven't sung together for years now, have we?

Performer:
[amazed] Twenty seven years!

Performer:
[in disbelief] Oh my god!

Performer:
[continuing the last answer, jokingly] 43 days, 9 minutes, 32 seconds!

Performer:
Well, shall we do it again?

Performer:
Yeah, sure!

Performer:
Now, you got the music I sent you did you learn it?

Performer:
Yes, I did! [he laughs visibly]

Performer:
Oh good! That's marvelous. Let's do it shall we?

Performer:
Okay!