Ancient Evil 2: Guardian of the Underworld

Mark:
In any case, it'll be spooky-spooky

Wheezer:
I just haven't found the right woman yet. You know it takes a special woman to please the Wheeze.

Oncilla:
Like a fallen angel?

Roland Henderson:
ok, yeah, sure whatever.

Wheezer:
Do you have that movie with the, flying demon baby that attacks the winnabago and eats that hot chic in the shower who's all naked?

Paul:
Nope, its out.

Wheezer:
It's out? Aw, man... that movie is always out!

Paul:
Wheeze, it's on almost every night on cable.

Wheezer:
Yeah but I wanted to watch it now.

Hobo:
Why thank you for your concern, my dear, but have no fear. If your... monster tries to harm my person in any way or tries to steal bottle, my brave woodland animal friends of nature will com out of the trees to protect me