Ang pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros

Maxi:
[as an action movie plays] How can you watch his? It's so noisy!

Boy:
The noise keeps you from thinking.

Maxi:
It's dark! Papa will be home soon! I'm going.

Dressmaker:
Wait, there's still the swimsuit competition!

Older Boy:
Maxi, you're pretty.

Maxi:
I'm always pretty.

Older Boy:
Let's see if it's smooth.

[Maxi is attacked and stripped]

Maxi:
You should try my cooking. It's so good, you'll forget your girlfriend's name.

Victor:
You can cook?

Maxi:
Of course. At home I do the cooking, the laundry, the ironing... I even sew up torn shorts. Everything.

Maxi:
I bet you're ugly when you're angry.

Paco:
Sonofabitch! Damn you! I raised you a thief, but not a f***ing killer! God damn you!

Victor:
You know what? You're very pretty this morning.