Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie

Cooper:
That's exactly what you should say in the video!

Cooper, The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I can't even be pissed off and have it mean anything anymore.

Cooper:
It's better to get pissed off than to get pissed on!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Oh for the love of Pong, one hoax at a time.

General Dark Onward:
Where did all these f***ing boxes come from?

Cooper:
Are you crazy? Do you even know where Area 51 even is?

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Between Area 50 and 52?

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
You ever see me play Top Gun? Not a pretty sight.

General Dark Onward:
After them McButter!

Sergeant McButter:
It helps if you shake me sir.

General Dark Onward:
Really?

Sergeant McButter:
No, sir.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I have to save the fans.

Dr. Zandor:
Only a gamer would jump at nothing to find a hidden block. But something tells me you're not just some gamer, but thee gamer.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Even my dreams are low budget.

Sergeant McButter:
Whatcha guys got in the back of that big van? Migrant workers? Sex traffic? Drug mules? You all have cocaine stuffed up your butts?

Cooper:
No ma'am, just video games.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Cooper. If you want to be a nerd like me, you gotta make some unique sacrifices. No physical fitness, no social popularity and most important, no girls!

Cooper:
Holy shitsky! She's got them big ass titties! I'd like to bang that booty like... Ugh! Ugh!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Hey! Stop that! Stop! Always remember the golden rule... "nerds before birds" right?

Cooper:
Come on, haven't you had enough?

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
A Nerd's work is never done.

Cooper:
Well, that's just a stupid line.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I only said it for the trailer.