Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

Georgia Nicolson:
Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.

Georgia Nicolson:
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a woman now. I wear a bra!

Georgia Nicolson:
Libby! Stop putting Angus in the fridge.

Georgia Nicolson:
Libby, this is Robbie. Libby! Stop licking Robbie! She thinks she's part cat.

Georgia Nicolson:
I already feel fed up with boys... and I haven't had anything to do with them yet!

Georgia Nicolson:
I'm not boy lingual yet.

Georgia Nicolson:
4: I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! And 5: I don't need a nose job or blond hair, 'cause my sex-god boyfriend likes me JUST the way I am! Result!

Georgia Nicolson:
I don't want to be surrounded by sheep and hobbits!

Dave the Laugh:
[to Georgia] You're beautiful.

Rosie Barnes:
[after seeing Lindsay's thong] That is shocking.

Dave the Laugh:
Nunga nungas!

Rosie Barnes:
Phwoar, they are sex gods!

Robbie:
I wrote a song about you.

Georgia:
Really?

Robbie:
Yeah. It's called "B*tch in Uniform".

Wet Lindsay:
Robbie, this is your last chance. It's either her - sad olive girl who gets everything wrong - or me, the woman who's so perfect for you.

Robbie:
[Robbie pulls Georgia on stage] Georgia's perfect too. She's just a perfect nutter.

Georgia Nicholson is not mental, but her life is.