Any Old Port!

Ollie:
[after girl runs upstairs crying] What seems to be the trouble?

Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest:
Ha ha ha ha. She's crying with happiness. She's gonna be married.

Ollie:
Who's the lucky fellow?

Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest:
I am.

Stan:
[after a great big double take] Can you beat that?

Ollie:
What?

Stan:
What a terrible cats-after-me.

Stan:
I'll go for the same meal as he is.

Lunch Wagon Owner:
Okay.

Ollie:
[to Stan] You cannot have a meal!

Stan:
What do you mean I can't have a meal?

Ollie:
Because, You gotta fight tonight. [to the Lunch Wagon Owner] One order, Please!

Stan:
[Whines as he got comfused] I thought you were fighting.

Ollie:
NO! I am the manager, And you are the fighter! [He leaves poor Stan sobbing and starving]