Armed and Dangerous

The Cowboy:
Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before.

Frank Dooley:
Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with. Up close! It's only legal in two states. This isn't one of them.

Maggie Cavanaugh:
Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.

Frank Dooley:
Ooh, they're going to feel that in the morning.

Norman Kane:
"Let's hide in the steam room." Great plan, Frank! It's a good thing we didn't hide in the barbecue pit because Carlino would have had a sudden craving for ribs!

Frank:
Are you crazy? Look at those guys; I bet any one of them could tell you where Jimmy Hoffa is buried!