Around the World in Eighty Days

Railway Official:
You must've read that in the Evening Standard. You never would have read that in the Times.

Saloon Bouncer:
Listen, you. Get out and stay out. If I ever catch you in here again, I'll cut you up in a thousand pieces.

Col. Proctor Stamp:
What kind of foreigner are you? Are you a hoochie-coochie dancer?

Saloon Hostess:
Never be in a hurry. You'll miss the best parts in life.

Phileas Fogg:
Madam, you don't understand. I'm looking for my man.

Saloon Hostess:
So am I.

Phileas Fogg:
You play an abominable game of whist, sir.

Col. Proctor Stamp:
Thanks. You're still a foreigner, but you're true blue.

Stationmaster:
I never will understand you city folk. Always rushing, rushing, rushing, always in a hurry. That's why you have stomach trouble.

Sporting Lady:
Call a bobbie! I've been robbed.

Passepartout:
Is that necessary?

Mr. Fix:
It's not necessary. Mandatory.

Mr. Fix:
Follow that ostrich!

Princess Aouda:
Mr. Fogg, why must you be so... so British?

Phileas Fogg:
An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.

Monsieur Gasse, Travel Agent:
Monsieur! Your are now addressing the second most celebrated balloonist in Europe.

Phileas Fogg:
And who is the first?

Monsieur Gasse, Travel Agent:
He is not available. He was, uh, buried last Tuesday.

Sir Francis Gromarty:
One thousand pounds for an elephant? It's outrageous! You've been diddled.

Phileas Fogg:
Undoubtedly. But it's not often one needs an elephant in a hurry.

Phileas Fogg:
Madam, will you join me on the verandah? I understand they serve an outstanding lemon squash.