Assault on Precinct 13

Wells:
Look at that, two cops wishing me luck. I'm doomed.

Napoleon Wilson:
Can't argue with a confident man.

Napoleon Wilson:
In my situation, days are like women - each one's so damn precious, but they all end up leaving you.

Napoleon Wilson:
I believe in one man.

Starker:
Detective, you run this precinct like chicken night in Turkey.

Napoleon Wilson:
Got a smoke?

Lt. Ethan Bishop:
How did you come by a name like Napoleon Wilson?

Napolean Wilson:
I'll tell you some time.

Lt. Ethan Bishop:
When will you tell me?

Napolean Wilson:
Make that in a minute or two!

Warden:
You know Wilson, I'm gonna miss you.

Napoleon Wilson:
That's not the truth, Warden. You should always tell the truth. Even a little white lie can sometimes trip a man up.

Napoleon Wilson:
He don't stand up as good as he used to.

Napoleon Wilson:
Still have the gun?

Leigh:
Two shots. Should I save them for the two of us?

Napoleon Wilson:
Save 'em for the first two a**holes who come through that vent.

Napoleon Wilson:
Chains is all I've got to look forward to.

Leigh:
I'm curious about one thing.

Napoleon Wilson:
Just one?

Leigh:
No, there are other things. But at the moment this one interests me the most.

Napoleon Wilson:
What's that?

Leigh:
Why didn't you climb through that vent and take off down the sewer in the other direction?

Napoleon Wilson:
Well, there are two things a man should never run from, even if they cost him his life. One is a man who's helpless and can't run with you.

Leigh:
What's the other?

Leigh:
The very least of our problems is that we're out of time.

Wilson:
It's an old story with me. I was born out of time.

Leigh:
Black?

Bishop:
For over thirty years.

Wilson:
We haven't even flipped the coin yet.

Wells:
I'm gonna lose.

Wilson:
You got a bad attitude, Wells.

Wells:
I ALWAYS lose. Had bad luck all my life. How do you think I ended up in here?

Wilson:
Maybe your luck will change.

Wells:
It might... If we don't flip a coin.

Wilson:
What then?

Wells:
Potatoes.

Wilson:
All right.

Wells:
I told you I was gonna lose! Goddamn it, we're gonna do it again!

Leigh:
I go through all that, and his gun isn't even loaded.

Leigh:
I've never had much faith in anyone coming to my rescue.

Wilson:
Maybe you've been associating with the wrong kind of people.

Leigh:
I've worked with police officers for five years.

Wells:
Look, they've moved the cars.

Bishop:
I can't belive it. They parked them where they were before.

Wells:
Why'd they do that?

Wilson:
From a distance, the street looks normal. Like nothing happened.

Bishop:
Like nothing happened? They gunned down five police officers! A secretary, one prisoner, we kill a dozen of them, and that's nothing happened?

Bishop:
Well, where are the bodies?

Bishop:
They took them away!

Wells:
How'd they do it so fast?

Wilson:
Maybe they got the good fairy to help them.

Wells:
Oh, you really are a smart-ass!

Wells:
In the meantime, I got this plan. It's called "Save Ass". And the way it works is this - I slip outta one of these windows and I run like a bastard!

Kathy:
I wanted vanilla twist.

Julie:
Why would anybody want to shoot at a police station?