Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara:
[opening narration] Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

Female Airbender:
Choose well, a sky bison is a companion for life.

Aang:
[First meeting with Appa] I guess this means we'll always be together.

Suki:
No sudden movements. He's been lost for awhile and he look like he's hurt. He's shy around people and scared. Stay low and stay quiet.

Kyoshi Warrior:
I can't believe you found the Avatar's bison. Didn't you just see the Avatar a few days ago?

Suki:
Yes. So he can't be too far from here. It's our responsibility to get Appa back to him safely. This could be our most *important* mission yet.

Suki:
[Pulling out their fans] What do you want with us?

Azula:
Who are you? The Avatar's fan girls.

Ty Lee:
Oh. I get it. Good one, Azula.

Azula:
No Avatar, huh? Any friend of the Avatar is an ENEMY of mine!

Guru Pathik:
I know I am not the person you expected. And I didn't expect to be licked by a giant tongue just now. Ah, the world is full of surprises.

Guru Pathik:
Oh dear, you've been through so much recently. Hurt and betrayed. So twisted up inside. You're still full of love, but fear has moved in where trust should be. I've been expecting you and the young Avatar for quite a long time. I had a vision many years ago of helping him. That's why I came to the Eastern Air Temple. Oh your emotions are so turbulent, like swirling storm clouds. Let the clouds in your mind be gentle peaceful ones.

Guru Pathik:
You and the Avatar's energies are mixed. You have an unbreakable bond. By reading your energy, I can sense where Aang is. [Appa licks Pathik] Funny what invisible strings connect us all.

Sokka:
Wait! My boomerang!

Katara:
There's no time!

Sokka:
Oh, I see. There's time to get your scrolls and your staff and no time for my boomerang?

Katara:
That's correct.

Sokka:
Oh.

Katara:
Honorable Mayor, we've prepared a solid defense for the Avatar. We did an investigation and found some very strong evidence.

Mayor Tong:
Evidence? Hmph! That's not how our court system works!

Aang:
Then how can I prove my innocence?

Mayor Tong:
Simple! I say what happened, then you say what happened, then *I* decide who's right. That's why we call it "justice," because it's "just us."

Sokka:
What are you doing?

Katara:
Well, she is Aang's past life. Maybe wearing her stuff will trigger something.

Sokka:
I *do* belive in the power of stuff...

Sokka:
Boomerang! You *do* always come back!

Aang:
Having a huge festival in your honor is great. But frankly, it's just nice to be appreciated.

Mayor Tong:
You'll have to follow *all* our rules. That includes paying bail.

Aang:
No problem. [Cut to Aang in jail] How was I supposed to know they wouldn't take Water Tribe money?

Sokka:
[to Aang] So some people don't like you. Big deal. There's a whole nation of firebenders who *hate* you. Now let's bust you out of here.

Sokka:
So, uh, what's Suki up to? Is she around?

Oyaji:
Actually she and the other warriors left to fight in the war. You kids had a big impact on Suki. She said that you inspired her, that she wanted to help change the world.

Sokka:
Oh, well, that's great.

Prince Zuko:
There's no honor for me without the Avatar.

Uncle Iroh:
Zuko. [Uncle sighs] Even if you did capture the Avatar, I'm not so sure it would solve our problems. Not now.

Prince Zuko:
Then there's no hope at all.

Uncle Iroh:
No! Zuko! You must never give into dispair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

Aang:
So... what just happened?

Katara:
Uh, you kind of confessed. Sorry.

Prince Zuko:
Uncle, I thought a lot about what you said.

Uncle Iroh:
You did? Good. Good.

Prince Zuko:
It helped me to realize something. We no longer have anything to gain by travelling together. I need to find my own way.

Aang:
[Trying to get Sokka to help solve his case] That's okay, Sokka. For some reason, I thought you were an expert detective.

Sokka:
[Self-importantly] Well, I guess I could be classified as such.

Katara:
[Playing along] Yeah! Back home he was famous for solving the mystery of the missing seal jerky.

Sokka:
Everyone wanted to blame it on a polar leopard, but I figured out that it was Old Man Jarco wearing polar leopard boots. See, a real eight hundred pound polar leopard would have left much deeper tracks. Okay, I guess I am pretty good.

Mayor Tong:
[after Colonel Mongke invades the town] You! Avatar! Do something!

Aang:
Gee, I'd love to help, but I'm supposed to be boiled in oil.

Mayor Tong:
[Spins the punishment wheel to the community service wedge and stops it there] There! "Community service." Now serve our community and get rid of those rhinos!

Sokka:
[after loosing his boomerang] I feel like I've lost part of my identity. Imagine if you lost your arrow, or if Katara lost her... [tries to think of something]... hair loopies. [Walking up to a merchant's stall]

Merchant:
Here's your produce, ponytail guy.

Sokka:
[Dejected] I used to be boomerang guy...

Mayor Tong:
From now on, we'll celebrate a new Avatar Day in honor of the day Avatar Aang saved us from the Rough Rhino Invasion.

Sokka:
[Hands a bowl to the kids] What is this?

Mayor Tong:
That's our new festival food: unfried dough. May we eat it [turns to address the crowd] and be reminded of how on this day the Avatar was not boiled in oil.

Katara:
[Halfheartedly] Happy Avatar Day, everyone.

Sokka:
This is by far the worst town we've ever been to.

Katara:
[to Appa after arriving at Roku's teple] Aww, you must be tired.

Sokka:
No! I'm good! refreshed and ready to fight some firebenders!

Katara:
I was talking to Appa.

Sokka:
Well, I was talking... to Momo!

Katara:
Sokka, you're a genius!

Aang:
How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.

Sokka:
Come on, Aang. Let her dream.

Katara:
You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.

Aang:
Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?

Katara:
The world can't afford to lose you to the Fire Nation, Aang. And neither can I.

Aang:
Let's go, Appa. Come on, boy. Look, I'm sorry but Katara and Sokka aren't coming to the Fire Nation with us. If they got hurt, I'd never forgive myself. SO GET YOUR BIG BUTT OFF THE GROUND AND LET'S GO! [Remains on the ground]

Sokka:
I think his big butt is trying to tell you something.

Katara:
We're not letting you go into the Fire Nation, Aang!

Sokka:
At least not without your friends. We got your back.

Prince Zuko:
I'm chasing the Avatar. My father will understand why I'm returning home.

Uncle Iroh:
You give him too much credit. My brother is not the understanding type.

Uncle Iroh:
Really Prince Zuko, couldn't you shoot them down with something more fragrant.

Aang:
This is *exactly* why I didn't want you to come. It's too dangerous!

Katara:
And that's *exactly* why we're here!

Sokka:
Let's run this blockade!

Aang:
Follow me.

Sokka:
Do you know where you're going?

Aang:
Nope! [Make quick turn. Then comes running back] WRONG WAY!

Shyu:
Things have changed. In the past, the sages were loyal only to the Avatar. When Roku died, the sages eagerly waited for the next Avatar to return... but he never came.

Aang:
They were waiting for me.

Sokka:
Hey, don't feel bad. You were only a hundred years late.

Avatar Roku:
It's good to see you, Aang. What took you so long?

Avatar Roku:
Listen carefully, Souzin's Comet will return by the end of this summer. And Fire Lord Ozai will use its power to finish the war once and for all. If he succeeds, even the Avatar won't be able to restore balance to the world. Aang, you must defeat the Fire Lord *before* the comet arrives.

Aang:
But I haven't even started learning water bending. Not to mention Earth and Fire.

Avatar Roku:
Mastering the Elements takes years of discipline and practice. But if the world is to survive you must do it by summer's end.

Prince Zuko:
Now would you please put on some clothes?

Aang:
[excitedly after escaping the Fire Navy fleet] We did it!

Sokka:
[scared to death] We got into the Fire Nation... Great!

Great Sage:
We are the Fire Sages. Guardians of the temple of the Avatar.

Aang:
Great! I am the Avatar.

Great Sage:
We know [shoot fireballs at Aang]

Katara:
How's Aang going to make it out of this?

Sokka:
How're *we* going to make it out of this?

Commander Zhao:
[angrily] No prince. No Avatar. Apparently the only thing I do have is five traitors.

Great Sage:
[timidly] But Commander, only Shyu helped the Avatar.

Commander Zhao:
Save your stories for the Fire Lord. As far as I'm concerned, you're all guilty! Take them to the prison hold!

Prince Zuko:
[shoving a barfly aside] Out of my way! Step aside, filth!

Uncle Iroh:
He means no offense! I'm certain you bathe regularly.

Aunt Wu:
Care to hear your fortune, handsome?

Uncle Iroh:
[smiling] At my age, there is really only one big surprise left, and I'd just as soon leave it a mystery.

Prince Zuko:
[showing Jun Katara's necklace] I need you to find someone.

June:
What happened? Your girlfriend run off on ya'?

Prince Zuko:
It's not the girl I'm looking for...

Prince Zuko:
How stupid do you think I am?

Sokka:
Pretty stupid.

[Sokka has been temporarily paralyzed]

Sokka:
I'm starting to get some feeling back!

[part of a wall collapses on him]

Sokka:
Ow.

Sokka:
[In a flashback] I'm coming with you.

Hakoda:
You're not old enough to go to war, Sokka. You know that.

Sokka:
I'm strong. I'm brave. I can fight. *Please*, dad?

Hakoda:
Being a man is knowing where you're needed the most. And for you, right now,that's here protecting your sister.

Sokka:
Perfume? Maybe we should dump some on Appa. Because he stinks so much. Am I right?

Bato:
...You have your father's wit.

Katara:
Bato, it looks like home.

Sokka:
Everything's here, even the pelts.

Aang:
Yeah, nothing's cozier than dead animal skin.

Uncle Iroh:
Plus we'll pay your weight in gold.

June:
Make it *your* weight, and we've got a deal.

Uncle Iroh:
[laughing] You got it.

Bato:
And for Aang, the mark of the trusted. You are now an honorary member of the Water Tribe.

Aang:
[Wipes the mark off his forehead] I can't.

Katara:
Of course you can.

Aang:
No. You can't trust me.

Sokka:
We need to go back. I want to see dad, but... helping Aang is where we're needed the most.

Katara:
You're right.

Bato:
Your father will understand. And I *know* he's proud of you.

Superior:
The beast was using the scent of a necklace to follow you.

Aang:
A necklace? [Aang gaspss] Katara!

June:
[to Zuko about Katara] So this is your girlfriend. No wonder she left. She's way too pretty for you.

Sokka:
That thing sees with its nose. Let's give him something to look at.

Superior:
The perfume?

Prince Zuko:
[Zuko and June are paralyzed] Uncle? I didn't see you get hit with the tongue.

Uncle Iroh:
Shh. [June glares at Iroh]

Aang:
Don't you want to see your father?

Sokka:
Of course we do, Aang. But you're our family too. And right now, you need us more.

Katara:
And we need you.

Katara:
[Referring to her necklace] Aang! How'd you get that?

Aang:
Zuko asked me to be sure I got it to you.

Katara:
Aw, how sweet of Zuko. Would you give him a kiss for me when you see him?

Aang:
Sure.

Sokka:
Was it you or Dad that put an octopus on your head and convinced Gran-Gran you were a water spirit?

Bato:
Your dad wore the octopus, but [In a sinister tone] I did the spooky voice.

Herbalist:
Out for a bit of fresh air, are we?

Prince Zuko:
We're looking for someone.

Herbalist:
I hope it's not Miyuki. [Looking down at her cat] Miyuki, did you get in trouble with the Fire Nation again?

Uncle Iroh:
[Drawing the Fire Nation symbol in the dirt] Fire is the element of power. The people of the Fire Nation have desire and will, and the energy and drive to achieve what they want. [Drawing the Earth Kingdom symbol]

Uncle Iroh:
Earth is the element of substance. The people of the Earth Kingdom are diverse and strong. They are persistent and enduring. [Drawing the Air Nomad symbol]

Uncle Iroh:
Air is the element of freedom. The Air Nomads detached themselves from worldly concerns, and they found peace and freedom. [pause]

Uncle Iroh:
And they apparently had great senses of humor. [Drawing the Water Tribe symbol]

Uncle Iroh:
Water is the element of change. The people of the Water Tribes are capable of adapting to many things. They have a sense of community and love that holds them together through anything.

Prince Zuko:
Why are you teaching me these things?

Uncle Iroh:
It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. [he draws straight lines separating the four symbols] Understanding others, the other elements, the other nations, will help you become whole. [he draws a circle around the whole, uniting the four symbols into one]

Prince Zuko:
All this four elements talk, is sounding like Avatar stuff.

Uncle Iroh:
It is the combination of the four elements in one person that makes the Avatar so powerful. But it can make you more powerful too.

Prince Zuko:
But I don't feel any shame at all! I'm as proud as ever!

Uncle Iroh:
Prince Zuko, pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.

Prince Zuko:
Well, my life has nothing but humbling lately...

Sokka:
[to Aang about the cute animal] Hello Aang, I want you to meet my new friend. Aang, Foo-foo-cuddly-poops, Foo-foo-cuddly-poops, Aang.

Aang:
[picking the animal up] Aaaaaw, that's a cute name for a Saber-toothed moose-lion cub.

Sokka:
[hunting a cute baby animal] You're awfully cute. But unfortunately for you, you're made of meat.

Prince Zuko:
[shouting out at skies during a thunderstorm] You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it! And now I can give it back! Come on! Strike me! You've never held back before!

[pause before he falls to his knees and breaks down in tears]

Prince Zuko:
[about Azula] I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.

Uncle Iroh:
No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.

Toph:
Good morning, earthbending student.

Aang:
Good morning, Seefu Toph.

Katara:
Hey. You've never called me "Seefu Katara."

Aang:
Well, if you think I should...

Toph:
The key to earthbending is your stance, you've got to be steady and strong. Rock is a stubborn element. If you're going to move it, you've got to be like a rock yourself.

Sokka:
[after Aang fails to move a boulder] Rock beats airbender.

Prince Zuko:
Uncle you were unconscious. Azula did this to you. It was a surprise attack.

Uncle Iroh:
Somehow that's not so surprising.

Aang:
Maybe there's another way. What if I came at the boulder from a different angle.

Toph:
No! That's the problem. You've got to stop thinking like an airbender. There's no different angle, no clever solution, trickety-trick that's going to move that rock. You've got to face it head on. And when I say head on, I mean like THIS!

Uncle Iroh:
Lightning is a pure expression of firebending without aggression. It is not fueled by rage or emotion the way other firebending is. Some call lightning the cold-blooded fire. It is precise and deadly like Azula. To perform the technique requires peace of mind.

Toph:
This time we're going to try something a little different. Instead of moving a rock. You're going to stop a rock. Get in your horse stance. [Aang assumes his stance] I'm going to roll that boulder down at you. If you have the *attitude* of an earthbender, you'll stay in your stance and stop the rock like THIS! [Toph demonstrates the stance]

Katara:
Sorry, Toph. But are you sure this is really the best way to teach Aang earthbending.

Toph:
I'm glad you said something. Actually there is a better way. [Toph blindfolds Aaang] This way you'll really have to sense the vibrations of the boulder to stop it. Thank you, Katara.

Aang:
Yeah. Thanks Katara. [Katara chuckles slightly]

Katara:
Aang, if fire and water are opposites. Then what's the opposite of air?

Aang:
I guess it's earth.

Katara:
That's why it's so hard for you to get this. You're working with your natural opposite. But you'll figure it out. I know you will... Think fast! [Katara launches some reeds at Aang. Aang splits the reeds] You have the relexes of a waterbending master.

Aang:
Thanks Katara. Seefu Katara.

Prince Zuko:
[while his uncle is teaching firebending, and he gives Zuko a cup of tea] I see. That's why we're drinking tea: To calm the mind.

Uncle Iroh:
Oh yeah, good point! I mean, yes.

Uncle Iroh:
There is energy all around us. The energy is both yin and yang; positive energy and negative energy. [He holds up one finger on each hand to stand for the two forms of energy] . Only a select few firebenders can separate these energies. This creates an imbalance. The energy wants to restore balance and in a moment the positive and negative energy come crashing back together. [He brings his hands together to illustrate the point] You provide release and guidance, creating lightning. [Shows Zuko]

Prince Zuko:
I'm ready to try it!

Uncle Iroh:
Remember, once you separate the energy, you do not command it. You are simply its humble guide. Breathe first.

Sokka:
[while stuck in a crevice in the ground, talking the animal he was hunting] You probably think I deserve this, don't you? [the baby mooselion peers over Sokka's forehead and looks at him] Look, I'm sorry I hunted you, but that's just the natural order of things! Big things eat smaller things, nothing personal. But this time it didn't work out that way. [the baby yawns and then walks in a circle on Sokka's head before lying down again and closing its eyes] I admit it. You're cute. [the mooselion begins licking its paws] Okay, you've convinced me. If I get out of this alive, it's a comically correct vegetarian existence for me. No meat. Even though meat is so tasty.

Sokka:
[Still stuck in the crevice] Okay, karma person or thing, whoever's in charge of this stuff, if I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat and sarcasm. Okay? OW! [the band holding Sokka's hair in the ponytail comes off after a strong tug by the baby mooselion and Sokka's hair becomes a fuzzy mess] That's all I got! It's pretty much my whole identity! Sokka, the meat and sarcasm guy! But I'm willing to be Sokka the veggies and straight talk fellow!... Deal?

Sokka:
[Aang appears] Aang! Thank goodness! Have you got any meat?

Sokka:
If you can't earthbend me out of here, go get Toph.

Aang:
I can't do that either.

Sokka:
You can't? Why not?

Aang:
It would just be really... uncomfortable.

Sokka:
Uncomfortable? [Cut to a close-up of Sokka in the crevice] Well, I wouldn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

Aang:
Thanks, Sokka. This whole earthbending thing really has me confused. There's so much pressure. Everyone expects me to get it right away. It puts me in a really awkward position.

Sokka:
Awkward position... I think I know the feeling.

Aang:
If I try, I fail. But if I don't try, I'm never going to get it. I feel like I'm caught between a rock and a hard place.

Sokka:
Hmm. How about that.

Uncle:
Prince Zuko, pride is not the opposite of shame, but it's source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.

Sokka:
Aang! Have you got any meat?

Prince Zuko:
Uncle, you were unconscious. Azula did this to you. It was a surprise attack.

Uncle:
Somehow that's not so surprising.

Prince Zuko:
So, Uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.

Uncle:
No. She's crazy, and she needs to go down.

Toph:
Yeah, whatever, go splash around until you feel better.

Sokka:
Well, if you can't earthbend me out of here, go get Toph.

Aang:
I can't do that either.

Sokka:
You can't? Why not?

Aang:
It would just be really uncomfortable.

Sokka:
Uncomfortable? Well, I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable.

Aang:
Thanks, Sokka. This whole earthbending thing really has me confused. There's so much pressure. Everyone expects me to get it right away. It puts me in a really awkward position.

Sokka:
Awkward position. I think I know the feeling.

Aang:
If I try, I fail. But if I don't try, I'm never going to get it. I feel like I'm caught between a rock and a hard place.

Sokka:
Hmm, how about that?

Prince Zuko:
This city is a prison. I don't want to make a life here.

Uncle Iroh:
Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.

Uncle Iroh:
Euch! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

Prince Zuko:
Uncle, that's what ALL tea is.

Uncle Iroh:
How could a member of my own family say something so horrible!

Officer:
This is the best tea in the city.

Uncle Iroh:
The secret ingredient is love!

Uncle Iroh:
Would you like a pot of tea?

Prince Zuko:
We've been working in a tea shop all day. I'm sick of tea!

Uncle Iroh:
Sick of tea? That's like being sick of *breathing*!

Katara:
I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.

Sokka:
Hey, don't jinx it. We could still be attacked by some giant exploding Fire Nation spoon, or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.

Toph Beifong:
You been hitting the cactus juice again?

Sokka:
I'm just saying weird stuff happens to us.

Sokka:
[about Joo Dee] Is that woman deaf? She only seems to hear every other word I say.

Toph Beifong:
It's called being handled. Get used to it.

Joo Dee:
More good news. Your request for an audience with the Earth King is being processed and should be put through in a month. Much more quickly than usual.

Sokka:
A month?

Joo Dee:
Six to eight weeks actually.

Pao:
Shh. Shh. Listen, you can't mention the war here. And whatever you do, stay away from the Dai Li!

Katara:
The palace will be packed. We can sneak in with the crowd.

Toph Beifong:
Won't work.

Katara:
Why not?

Toph Beifong:
Well, no offense to you simple country folk, but a *real* society crowd would spot you a mile away. You've got no manners.

Katara:
Excuse me? I've got no manners? You're not exactly lady fancy fingers!

Toph Beifong:
[Toph burps] I learned proper society behavior and *chose* to leave it. You never learned anything, and frankly, it's a little too late now.

Jet:
[Trying to expose Iroh as a firebender] You'll have to defend yourself. Then everyone will know! Show them what you can do.

Prince Zuko:
[Zuko holds back a Dai Li agent] You want a show? [Zuko draws out his swords] I'll give you a show!

Long Feng:
Until now, you've been treated as our honored guests. But from now on, you will be watched every moment by Dai Li Agents. If you mention the war to anyone, you will be expelled from the city. I understand you've been looking for your bison, it would be quite a shame if you were not able to complete your quest. Now Joo Dee will show you home.

Joo Dee:
Hello, my name is Joo Dee. I have been given the great honor of showing the Avatar around Ba Sing Se. And you must be Sokka, Katara, and Toph. Welcome to our wonderful city. Shall we get started?

Sokka:
Yes. We have information about the Fire Nation army that we need to deliver to the Earth King immediately.

Joo Dee:
Great, let's begin our tour. And then I'll show you to your new home here. I think you'll like it. [Joo Dee turns around and attempts to lead Aang and his friends]

Sokka:
Augh! Maybe you missed what I said. We need to talk to the King about the war, it's important.

Joo Dee:
You're in Ba Sing Se now. Everyone is safe here. [Everyone has a confused look on their face in reaction to Joo Dee's odd statement] .

Joo Dee:
This is the lower ring.

Katara:
What's that wall for?

Joo Dee:
Oh, Ba Sing Se has many walls. There are the ones outside protecting us, and the one's inside that help maintain order. This is where our newest arrivals live, as well as our craftsman and artisans, people that work with their hands. It's so quaint and lively. [Cut to a shot of two shady men conversing in an alley. One of them is holding a large sword that glistens in the light. Both glare at the carriage as it passes] You do want to watch your step though.

Katara:
Why do they have all these poor people blocked off in one part of the city?

Aang:
This is why I never came here before. I always heard it was so different from the way the monks taught us to live.

Joo Dee:
This is the middle ring of Ba Sing Se, home to the financial district, shops and restaurants and the university.

Sokka:
Yeah, we met a Professor from Ba Sing Se University. He took us to an ancient underground library where we discovered information about the war that is [Speaking with emphasis] absolutely crucial for the King to hear!

Joo Dee:
[Cheerfully] Isn't history fascinating? Look, here's one of the oldest buildings in the middle ring, Town Hall.

Katara:
I've got it! I know how we're gonna see the Earth King!

Toph Beifong:
How are we supposed to do that? [Mimicking Joo Dee] "One doesn't just pop in on the Earth King".

Katara:
The King is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.

Aang:
You mean Platypus-Bear?

Katara:
[Duly] No, it just says "Bear".

Sokka:
Certainly you mean his pet Skunk-Bear.

Toph Beifong:
Or his Armadillo-Bear.

Aang:
Gopher-Bear?

Katara:
Just..."Bear".

Toph Beifong:
This place is weird.

Sokka:
Why won't you let us talk to the King? We have information that could defeat the Fire Nation!

Long Feng:
The Earth King has no time to get involved with political squabbles and the day to day minutia of military activities.

Aang:
This could be the most important thing he has ever heard.

Long Feng:
What's most important to his royal majesty is maintaining the cultural heritage of Ba Sing Se. All his duties relate to issuing decrees on such matters. It's my job to oversea the rest of the city's resources, including the military.

Katara:
So the King is just a figurehead.

Toph Beifong:
[Furious] He's your puppet!

Long Feng:
Oh, no, no! His majesty is an icon, a god to his people. He can't sully his hands with the hourly change of an endless war.

Sokka:
But we found out about a solar eclipse that will leave the Fire Nation defenseless. You could lead an invasion...

Long Feng:
[Stands up suddenly, cutting Sokka off] Enough, I don't want to hear your ridiculous plan! It is the strict policy of Ba Sing Se that the war not be mentioned within the walls. Constant news of an escalating war will throw the citizens of Ba Sing Se into a state of panic. Our economy would be ruined. Our peaceful way of life, our traditions would disappear. In silencing talk of conflict, Ba Sing Se remains a peaceful, orderly utopia. The last one on Earth.

Katara:
You can't keep the truth from all these people. They have to know.

Katara:
The King is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear!

Aang:
You mean platypus bear?

Katara:
No, it just says "bear."

Sokka:
Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear.

Toph:
Or his armadillo bear?

Aang:
Gopher bear?

Katara:
Just bear.

Toph:
This place is weird.

Aang:
It's coming from over there! [Aang and Katara run towards the sound]

Sokka:
Shouldn't we run *away* from the huge boom. Not *toward* them?

Katara:
I understand that Haru can help you fight back. What can the Fire Nation do to you that they haven't done already?

Haru's Mom:
They can take Haru away, like they took his father.

Aang:
Just relax. You're taking all the fun out of this.

Sokka:
By "this", do you mean intentionally being captured by an army of ruthless Firebenders?

Aang:
Exactly. That's the fun staff.

Tyro:
Have some dinner, Katara. [Gives Katara a bowl. Katara looks at the food]

Katara:
Ugh.

Tyro:
It's not as bad as it looks. [Katara tries some food and groans] It's still pretty bad though.

Katara:
Earthbenders! You don't know me, but I know of you. Every child in my Water Tribe Village was rocked to sleep with stories of the brave Earth Kingdom, and the courageous Earthbenders who guard its borders. Some of you may think that the Fire Nation has made you powerless. Yes, they have taken away your ability to bend. But they can't take away your courage. And it is your courage they should truly fear. Because it runs deeper than any mine you've been forced to dig, any ocean that keeps you far from home. It is the strength of your hearts that make you who you are. Hearts that will remain unbroken when all rocks and stone have eroded away. The time to fight back is now! I can tell you that the Avatar has returned! So remember your courage, let us fight for our freedom!

Warden:
You! Wake up the Captain! Search the entire rig!

Firebender Soldier:
Uh, sir?

Warden:
What?

Firebender Soldier:
That *was* the Captain you just threw overboard. So...

Warden:
Then wake up somone I *haven't* thrown overboard. And search the rig. There's something goind on here and I don't like it.

Warden:
[laughing] Foolish girl. You thought a few inpsirational words and some coal would change these people. Look at these blank hopeless faces. Their spirits were broken a *long* time ago. Oh, but you still believe in them. How sweet. They're a waste of your energy, little girl. You failed!

Warden:
No please! I can't swim!

Tyro:
Don't worry. I hear cowards float!

Haru:
I want to thank you for saving me... saving us.

Katara:
All it took was a little coal.

Haru:
It wasn't the coal, Katara. It was you.

Haru:
Come with us.

Katara:
I can't. Your mission is to take back your home. Ours is to get Aang to the North Pole.

Haru:
[Looking at Aang] That's him, isn't it? The Avatar.

Aang:
Great, you're back! What's for dinner?

Sokka:
We've got a few options. First, round nuts and some kind of oval shaped nuts, and some rock shaped nuts that... might just be rocks. Dig in!

Haru:
They're crazy, mom, I mean, look at how they're dressed!

Aang:
I wish I knew how to make a hurricane. The Warden would run away and we'd steal his keys!

Sokka:
Wouldn't he just take his keys with him?

Aang:
I'm just tossing ideas around.

Firebender Soldier:
[Pointing at Momo] That lemur! It's earthbending!

Sokka:
No, you idiot! It's the girl!

Firebender Soldier:
[embarrassed] Oh, of course.

Jet:
Katara, Help me.

Katara:
Goodbye, Jet.

Sokka:
Think about it. No matter where we go, Prince Zuko and the Fire Benders manage to find us. It's because they spot Appa. He's just too noticeable.

Katara:
Appa's not too noticeable.

Sokka:
He's a gigantic, fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kind of hard to miss him!

Sokka:
[the gang is cornered by Fire Bender troops] Let us pass, and we promise not to harm you!

Katara:
[whispering] What are you doing?

Sokka:
[whispering] Bluffing!

Aang:
[to Appa] Sokka's just jealous cause he doesn't have an arrow.

Aang:
[to Jet] You just took out a whole army almost single-handed.

Sokka:
Army? Pfft. There was only like 20 guys.

The Duke:
Hey Jet, these barrels are filled with blasting jelly.

Jet:
That's a great score.

Pipsqueak:
And these boxes are filled with jelly candy.

Jet:
Also good. Let's not get those mixed up.

Jet:
[after robbing an old man] Have you forgotten that the Fire Nation killed your mother? Remember why you fight!

Smellerbee:
We got his stuff, Jet.

Sokka:
This doesn't feel right, Jet.

Jet:
It's what has to be done.

The Duke:
But what about the people in the town? Won't they get wiped out too?

Jet:
Look Duke, that's the price of ridding this area of the Fire Nation. Now don't blow the dam until I give the signal. Got it?

Sokka:
You lied to Aang and Katara about the forest fire!

Jet:
Because they don't understand the demands of war. Not like you and I do.

Sokka:
I do understand. I understand that there's nothing you won't do to get what you want.

Katara:
This isn't the answer.

Jet:
I want you to understand me, Katara. I thought your brother would understand but...

Katara:
Where's Sokka?

Aang:
Sokka's still out there. He's our only chance.

Katara:
Come on, Sokka. I'm sorry I ever doubted you. Please.

Jet:
The Fire Nation is gone and the valley is will be safe.

Sokka:
[Sokka arrives on Appa] It will be safe - *without* you!

Jet:
Sokka you fool! We could have freed this valley.

Sokka:
Who would be free? Everyone would be dead.

Jet:
You traitor.

Sokka:
No Jet. You became the traitor when you stopped protecting innocent people.

Sokka:
How can you stand by and do nothing while Jet wipes out a whole town?

Pipsqueak:
Hey listen Sokka, Jet's a great leader. We follow what he says, and things always turn out okay.

Sokka:
If that's how Jet leads, then he's got a lot to learn.

Aang:
We thought you were going to the dam. How come you went to the town instead?

Katara:
Lemme guess-your instincts told you.

Sokka:
Hey-sometimes they're right.

Aang:
Um... Sokka? You know we're going the wrong way, right?

Sokka:
[Sokka is surprised, but quickly recovers]... And sometimes they're wrong.

Katara:
Who made you the boss?

Sokka:
I'm not the boss-I'm the leader.

Katara:
[Incredulous] You're the leader? But your voice still cracks!

Sokka:
I'm the oldest and I'm a warrior. [Tries to speak deeper] So... I'm the leader!

Katara:
Why do boys always think someone has to be the leader? I bet you wouldn't be so bossy if you kissed a girl.

Sokka:
I-I've kissed a girl-you... just haven't met her.

Katara:
Who? Gran-gran? I've met Gran-gran.

Sokka:
[When they're putting up posters to find Appa] Well Toph, I guess you'll go with me!

Toph Beifong:
Why? You think I can't put up posters on my own?

[Glues a poster with the picture to the wall]

Toph Beifong:
It's upside-down, isn't it?

Uncle Iroh:
So I was thinking about names for my new tea shop... How about... the Jasmine Dragon? It's dramatic, poetic... has a nice ring to it.

Prince Zuko:
The Avatar is here in Ba Sing Se. And he's lost his bison.

Uncle Iroh:
We have a chance for a new life here. If you start stirring up trouble, we could lose all the good things that are happening for us.

Prince Zuko:
Good things that are happening for you. Have you ever thought that I want more from life than a nice apartment and a job serving tea?

Uncle Iroh:
There's nothing wrong with a life of peace and prosperity. I suggest you think about what it is that you want from your life, and why.

Prince Zuko:
I want my destiny. [exits]

Uncle Iroh:
What that means is up to you.

Uncle Iroh:
[snaps] "The Tea Weevil!" No, no, that's *stupid*...

Toph Beifong:
I've seen enough of Ba Sing Se; and I can't even see!

Toph Beifong:
[about Sokka's drawings of Appa] I think it looks just like him!

Sokka:
Why thank you, Toph, I... why do you feel the need to do that?

Toph Beifong:
[Talking about Jet to Katara] Was this guy your boyfriend or something?

Katara:
[Angry] What? No way!

Toph Beifong:
[Teasing] I can tell you're lying.

Jet:
I can't remember anything!

Sokka:
Maybe Katara should kiss him!

Katara:
Why don't *you* kiss him, Sokka?

Sokka:
Hey, it was just a suggestion.

Aang:
...a bad one...

Prince Zuko:
What are you doing here?

Uncle Iroh:
I was about to ask you the same thing. What do you plan to do now that you've found the avatar's bison? Are you going to keep him locked up in our apparetment? Should I make some tea for him?

Prince Zuko:
First I have to get him out of here.

Uncle Iroh:
AND THEN WHAT? You never think these things through. This is exactly what happened when you captured the Avatar at the North Pole. YOU HAD HIM AND THEN YOU HAD NOWHERE TO GO!

Prince Zuko:
I would have figured something out.

Uncle Iroh:
NO! If his friends hadn't of found you YOU WOULD HAVE FROZEN TO DEATH!

Prince Zuko:
I know my own destiny Uncle!

Uncle Iroh:
Is it your own destiny or one that someone is trying to force on you?

Prince Zuko:
Stop it Uncle! I have to do this!

Uncle Iroh:
I'M BEGGING YOU, PRINCE ZUKO! It's time for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big question: who are you and what do YOU want?

Prince Zuko:
[yells in frustration and slams his swords on the ground]

Smellerbee:
You guys go and find Appa. We'll take care of Jet.

Katara:
We're not gonna leave you!

Longshot:
There's no time. Just go. We'll take care of him. He's our leader.

Jet:
Don't worry, Katara. I'll be fine.

Toph Beifong:
[Aang, Katara, Sokka and Toph walk away] He's lying.

Toph Beifong:
Yeah! Let's break some rules!

[she blasts a large chunk of the house wall off with her earthbending]

Sokka:
Hey, I thought designing the lost Appa poster was *my* job. I've been working all day on my Appa.

[Shows his drawing to Katara and Aang. Katara muffles her laugh]

Aang:
Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.

Sokka:
This *is* his head!

Katara:
Why are feet coming out of it?

Sokka:
Those are his horns! [Hangs his head] I haven't seen him awhile ok?

Joo Dee:
You are absolutely forbidden by the rules of the city to continue putting up posters.

Aang:
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RULES! AND WE'RE NOT ASKING PERMISSION! WE'RE FIND APPA ON OUR OWN AND YOU SHOULD JUST *STAY* OUT OF OUR WAY!

Toph Beifong:
This doesn't make any sense. They're both telling the truth.

Katara:
That's impossible!

Sokka:
No it's not. Toph can't tell the who's lying because they both *think* they're telling the truth. Jet's been brainwashed!

Jet:
That's crazy! It can't be true. STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Jet:
You're in no position to bargain!

Long Feng:
Am I not?

Aang:
DEFINITELY NOT!

Long Feng:
Jet, the Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai.

Jet:
[Jet speaks mechanically] I am honored to accept his invitation.

Long Feng:
Do your duty, Jet.

Aang:
He can't make you do this. You're a freedom fighter! [Jet has a flashback]

Long Feng:
Do it. Do it now! [Jet breaks free, then Long Feng attacks him] Foolish boy. You've chosen your own demise.

Toph Beifong:
We're finally leaving Ba Sing Se. [Throws her arms wide happily] Worst city ever!

Quon:
How would you like to have your own tea shop?

Uncle Iroh:
[Stunned] My own tea shop? This is a dream come true.

Pao:
[Interrupting the conversation] What's going on here? Are you trying to poach my tea maker?

Quon:
Sorry Pao, that's business for you, am I right?

Pao:
[Increasingly desperate] Mushie, if you stay, I will make you Assistant Manager. Wait, Senior Assistant manager.

Quon:
I'll provide you with a new apartment in the upper ring. The Tea shop is yours to do whatever you want. Complete creative freedom.

Uncle Iroh:
[Elated] I even get to name the shop?

Quon:
Of course!

Pao:
[Pleading] Uh, Senior Executive Assistant Manager?

Quon:
Your life is about to change for the better.

Prince Zuko:
[Deadpan] I'll try to contain my joy.

Prince Zuko:
Uncle?

Uncle:
So, the blue spirit? I wonder who could be behind that mask?

Prince Zuko:
What are you doing here?

Uncle:
I was just about to ask you the same thing. What do you plan to do now that you've found the Avatar's bison? Keep it locked in our new apartment? Should I go put on a pot of tea for him?

Prince Zuko:
First I have to get it out of here.

Uncle:
And then what? You never think these things through! This is exactly what happened when you captured the Avatar at the North Pole. You had him! And then you had nowhere to go!

Prince Zuko:
I would have figured something out!

Uncle:
No! If his friends hadn't found you, you would have frozen to death!

Prince Zuko:
I know my own destiny, Uncle!

Uncle:
Is it your own destiny? Or is it a destiny someone else has tried to force on you?

Prince Zuko:
Stop it, Uncle! I have to do this!

Uncle:
I'm begging you, Prince Zuko! It's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions! Who are you? And what do you want?

Aang:
Baby, your my forever girl.

Katara:
So, do you feel less stressed? Ready for a good night sleep?

Aang:
I kinda think I sorta might slightly feel a little better. Maybe.

Sokka:
Then our work here is done.

Zuko:
I'm just going to Mai's house. It's not far.

Additional voices:
It's not a prince's place to walk anywhere, sir.

Aang:
I've got a lot more skills to refine if I'm going to fight Ozai.

Katara:
You know there is such a thing as overtraining.

Aang:
It's like every time I think about how stressed I am, I just end up more stressed. I'm like a big growing ball of nerves.

Sokka:
Of course, you are. That's cause you gotta fight the Firelord. The baddest man on the planet. And you better win, or we're all done for.

Katara:
Sokka! You're not helping.

Sokka:
What? It's true. That's the deal. And he knows it.

Mai:
Zuko, it's just a dumb meeting. Who cares?

Zuko:
I don't.

Mai:
Well, good, you shouldn't. I mean, why would you even want to go? Just think about how things went at the last war meeting you went to.

Zuko:
[Zuko sighs] I know.

Momo:
Boy, you are really starting to lose it, kid.

Aang:
Momo, did you hear something?

Momo:
NO. But I said something.

Aang:
Uh...

Momo:
You, my friend, are just a few plumbs short of a fruit pie.

Katara:
Aang? We're all starting to get a little worried about you.

Sokka:
You've been awake too long.

Toph:
And you're acting down right weird.

Appa:
You've got to take care of yourself. You can't go on like this.

Zuko:
During the meeting, I was a perfect prince. The son my father wanted, but I wasn't me.

Aang:
Look, you guys keep telling me I need to sleep. But I can't. The invasion's tomorrow.

Katara:
Aang...

Aang:
No Katara. There's still so much I haven't learned. I don't need sleep. What I need is practice. Quick hit me.

Katara:
I'm not going to hit you.

Toph:
Want me to do it?

Katara:
[Watching Aang as he is circling around a bunch of koala-sheep after a nightmare] Aang, you really need to get some rest.

Aang:
[Refering to his nightmares, still circling] But I forgot my pants and my math test!

Aang:
[In a dream] Your days of tyranny are over Fire Lord. I'm bringing you down!

Fire Lord:
How do you plan on doing that when you're not even wearing pants!

Aang:
Good night Katara. Good night Sokka. Good night Toph. Good night Appa. Good night Momo. Good night Appa and Momo...

Toph:
[Yelling] Go to sleep already!

Aang:
[Aang's second dream] Your days of tyranny are over Fire Lord. I'm bringing you down... and this time I brought pants.

Fire Lord:
So it seems. But are you prepared for your mathematics test?

Aang:
[Panicking] Oh no! I forgot all about the math test!

Aang:
Sokka, you've got to get up and drill your rock climbing exercises.

Sokka:
[Confused] What?

Aang:
In one of my dreams, you were running from fire nation soldiers, trying to climb this cliff, but you were too slow and they got you.

Sokka:
[protesting] But that was just a dream, I'm a great climber!

Aang:
[Points to a cliff] Then climb that cliff. Climb it fast!

Sokka:
[Begins climbing, annoyed] Stupid Avatar. Stupid cliff. Stupid dream! I can climb fast!

Aang:
[as Toph is about to take a drink of water] Don't drink that!

Toph:
Why, is it poisoned?

Aang:
In my dream, we were right in the middle of the invasion, and you had to stop to use the bathroom. We died because of your tiny bladder! [Continues rambling, now to Katara] And you need to start wearing your hair up. In my dream, your hair got caught in a train, and...

Katara:
[Cutting him off] Aang, I know you're just trying to help. But you really need to get a grip. You're unraveling.

Sokka:
[Acting as Aang's psychiatrist] Why don't you get right down to business and tell me what's been bothering you.

Aang:
You know what's bothering me. I have to fight the Fire Lord in a few days.

Sokka:
Mhm. Tell me more about this, 'Fire Lord.' Why are you so afraid of him?

Aang:
You said it yourself. He's the baddest man on the planet. I'm supposed to defeat him and save the world.

Sokka:
Hmm. Life does feel that way some times, doesn't it? Like we're all trying to save the world from evil.

Aang:
[Getting annoyed] Okay, but what can I do to feel better?

Sokka:
Want to try screaming into this pillow? [Hands Aang a fluffy Koala-Sheep] .

Momo:
[to Appa, about Aang] Yeah, leave the kid alone.

Appa:
[Angry] Hey, who asked you? [Appa and Momo snarl at each other]

Sokka:
Guys... come on.

Appa:
No! I'm sick of this guy always mouthing off, and telling me what to do.

Momo:
Oh, you don't like it? Well let's go right now!

Aang:
[Runs up to Sokka] Sokka, what should we do?

Sokka:
About what?

Aang:
About that! [Points to Appa and Momo, who in his mind are engaged in a fierce sword duel]

Aang:
[Sees a large fluffy pad and pokes at it skeptically] Oh look, another hallucination. An imaginary bed, made out of clouds.

Toph:
Hey! It's real! We spent hours working on it.

Sokka:
We made it for you. [See the Koala-sheep have had their fur sheared off] A good night sleep will probably take the crazy away... we hope.

Aang:
[Dreaming] Your days of tyranny are over, Fire Lord.

Fire Lord:
You're going to take me out? You're not even wearing pants.

Aang:
No Fire Lord Ozai, you're not wearing pants.

Fire Lord:
No! [He covers himself with a fluffy fire nation shield] My royal parts are showing!

Mai:
[about Omashu] There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place.

Ty Lee:
My aura has never been pinker!

Mai:
[to Azula] Please tell me you're here to kill me.

Katara:
This is horrible, but we have to move on.

Aang:
No. I'm going to find Bumi.

Sokka:
Aang. Stop. We don't even know if Bumi's still...

Aang:
What? If he's still what?

Sokka:
A-around.

Aang:
This isn't about find a teacher. This is about finding my friend.

Azula:
You're right the royal procession is dead weight. If I want to catch my prey, I must be agile, nimble. I need a small elite team. It's time to visit some old friends.

Yung:
Omashu Resistance Leader: It doesn't matter now. Fighting the Fire Nation is the only path to freedom. And freedom is worth dying for.

Aang:
Actually, there's another path to freedom. You could leave Omashu. You're directing all your energy to fight the Fire Nation, but you're outnumbered. You can't win. Now's the time to retreat so you can live to fight another day.

Katara:
[Aang stays behind as the citizens leave Omashu] Aang? What are you doing? Aren't you coming with us?

Aang:
No. I'm not leaving until I find Bumi.

Yung:
Omashu Resistance Leader: We've got a problem. We just did a head count.

Katara:
Oh no! Did someone get left behind?

Yung:
Omashu Resistance Leader: No, we have an extra. [Cut to Tom Tom]

Azula:
What an exquisite performance. I can't wait to see how you'll top yourself tomorrow.

Ty Lee:
I'm sorry, Azula. But unfortunately, there won't be a show tomorrow.

Azula:
Really?

Ty Lee:
The universe is giving me strong hints that it's time for a career change. I want to join you on your mission.

Mai:
I thought you ran off and joined the circus. You said it was your calling.

Ty Lee:
Well, Azula called a little louder.

Mai:
[to Katara after Ty Lee paralyzes Katara's arms] How are you going to fight without your bending?

Sokka:
[Sokka's boomerang strikes] I seem to manage.

King Bumi:
Neutral Jing is the key to earthbending. It involves listening and waiting for the right moment to strike.

Aang:
That's why you surrendered, isn't it?

King Bumi:
Yes. And that's why I can't leave with you now.

Aang:
I guess I need to find someone else to teach me earth bending.

King Bumi:
Your teacher will be someone who has mastered Neutral Jing. You need to find someone who waits and listens before striking.

Azula:
[At Ty Lee's circus] Oooo, what kind of dangerous animals do you have?

Circus Master:
Well, our circus boasts the most exotic assortment...

Azula:
[Cutting him off] Release them all!

Guard:
What are you kids doing out past curfew?

Katara:
Sorry. We were just on our way home.

Guard:
[the guard notices Sokka has red marking on his neck. They're marks left over from a pentapus that was stuck to his neck in the sewer] Wait! What's the matter with him?

Katara:
[Lying] Uh... he has pentapox, sir. [the guard walks up to Sokka, and moves to touch him] Um... it's highly contagious! [guard moves back]

Sokka:
[Acting ill] Uuuuuu... It's so awful... I'm dyiiiing...

Katara:
...and deadly...

Guard:
Wait, I think I've heard of pentapox. [to one of his comrades] Didn't your cousin Chang die of it?

Guard:
[as Sokka moves towards them, the guards hurry away] We'd better go wash our hands... and burn our clothes!

Aang:
I don't understand. [Getting angry, the questions becoming rapid fire] Why didn't you free yourself? Why did you surrender when Omashu was invaded? What's the matter with you, Bumi?

King Bumi:
Listen to me, Aang. There are options in fighting, called jin. It's a choice of how you direct your energy.

Aang:
I know! [holding up his fingers as he counts them off] There's positive jin when you're attacking, and negative jin when you're retreating.

King Bumi:
And neutral jin... when you do nothing!

Aang:
[Open-mouthed stunned] There are *three* jins?

King Bumi:
Well, technically there are eighty five. But, let's just focus on the third.

Piandao:
Sokka, when you first arrived, you were so unsure. You even seemed down on yourself. But I saw something in you right away. I saw a heart as strong as a lion turtle, and twice as big. And as we trained, it wasn't your skills that impressed me. No it certainly wasn't your skills. You showed something beyond that: creativity, versatility, intelligence. These are the traits that define a great swordsman. And these are the traits that define you. You told me that you didn't know if you were worthy, but I believe you to be more worthy than *any* man I have *ever* trained.

Sokka:
I'm sorry, Master. You're wrong. I am not worthy. I am not who you think I am. I am not from the Fire Nation. I'm from the Southern Water Tribe. I lied so that I could learn swordsmanship from you. I'm sorry.

Piandao:
I'm sorry too. [Draws his sword. Aang, Katara and Toph start to step forward]

Sokka:
[to Aang, Katara and Toph] No! This is my fight. Alone.

Piandao:
[after their duel] Excellent work, Sokka. I think I'm a little old to be fighting the Avatar.

Aang:
[shocked] How did you know?

Piandao:
Oh, I've been around a while. You pick things up. Of course I knew from the beginning that Sokka was Water Tribe. You might want to think of a better Fire Nation cover name. Try Lee. There's a million Lee's.

Katara:
But why would you agree to train someone from the Water Tribe?

Piandao:
The way of the sword doesn't belong to any one nation. Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all.

[Bored, waiting for Sokka to return]

Toph Beifong:
It's so hot today.

Aang:
[smiling] How hot is it?

Toph Beifong:
I don't know, really hot?

Katara:
It's so hot... It's so hot... Momo is... is shedding like Appa! Huh? Huh?

[Awkward pause as Katara waits for a laugh]

Aang:
I guess the jokes don't run in the family.

Katara:
Oh, everyone's a critic.

Katara:
[Watching a meteor shower] Wow. This is amazing to watch.

Sokka:
Kind of makes you realize hwo insignificant we are.

Toph Beifong:
Eh. You've seen nothing once, you've seen it a thousand times. [ Aang, Katara and Sokka gasp]

Sokka:
Oh man! You've never not seen nothing like this!

Aang:
These people have no idea how close they were to getting toasted last night.

Toph Beifong:
Yeah. The worst thing about being in disguise is we don't get the hero worship any more. I miss the love.

Sokka:
Boo hoo. Poor heroes.

Sokka:
Each of you is so amazing, and so special. And I'm... not. I'm just the guy in the group who's... regular.

Aang:
That's it! That's what you've needed all along, Sokka.

Sokka:
A sword?

Aang:
Not the sword. A master. We've all had masters to help us get better. You should see if you can study with Piandao.

Katara:
That's a great idea! I never could have gotten where I am without Master Paku. Everyone needs a teacher.

Toph Beifong:
I learned from badger moles. They don't talk, but they're great teachers.

Sokka:
It would be nice to be a master swordfighter. All right, I'll talk to him.

Piandao:
Let me guess. You've come hundreds of miles from your little village where your the best swordsman in town. And you think you deserve to learn from the master.

Sokka:
Well, actually, I've been all over the world.

Piandao:
Yep, here we go.

Sokka:
And I know one thing for sure. I have a lot to learn.

Toph Beifong:
You noodlebrains don't know what you're doing. I miss Sokka.

Katara:
Ooo. I got one. If you miss him so much, why don't you marry him.

Piandao:
You've had a good first day of training.

Sokka:
I have? But I thought I messed up every single thing we worked on.

Piandao:
You messed things up in a very special way. You are ready for a *real* sword.

Sokka:
[gasping] Are you give me one of yours?

Piandao:
No.

[Sokka groans]

Piandao:
Your sword must be an extension of yourself. So tomorrow, you will make your own sword.

Piandao:
Sokka, you must continue your training on your own. If you stay on this path, I know that one day, you will become and even *greater* master than I am.

Piandao:
[after showing Sokka an amazing view over a waterfall. Grabbing his head, turning him around and sitting him on the ground in front of painting supplies] Now paint it! [Sokka attempts to turn his head for another look. Grabs Sokka's head and turns it back again] And no peaking!

Sokka:
[Some time later] I'm finished!

Piandao:
[Looks around and Sokka holds up his painting] You added a rainbow...

Sokka:
[Innocently, looking at his painting] Is that okay?

Piandao:
The warrior practices a variety of arts to keep his mind sharp and fluid. [Flattens out a piece of paper on the table] The first you will learn is calligraphy. Write your name.

Sokka:
[Skeptical] Writing my name will make me a better swordsman?

Piandao:
When you write your name, you stamp the paper with your identity. You must learn to use your sword to stamp your identity on a battlefield. Remember, you cannot take back a stroke of the brush, or a stroke of the sword.

Piandao:
[Sokka anxiously hovers his brush above the page] You are getting ink on your face.

Sokka:
I am [looks at the brush, thinking] I am. So this is about putting my identity on the page, right [Covers his face in ink and stamps the page with it]

Aang:
Sokka!

Toph Beifong:
You're back.

Katara:
We missed you so much.

Aang:
Say something funny.

Sokka:
[Confused] Funny how? [Aang and Katara break into hysterical laughter]

Aang:
What should we do today.

Toph Beifong:
I'm tapped out. I already picked my toes, twice.

Aang:
Twice?

Toph Beifong:
The first time was for cleaning, but the second time's just for the sweet picking sensation.

Katara:
You know, I don't think there's such a thing as "space earth." If it's from space, then it's not really 'earth'.

Sokka:
Must you ruin everything.

Katara:
I can't believe I missed you.

Sokka:
It's just... all you guys can do this awesome bending stuff Like putting out forest fires, and flying around, and making other stuff fly around. I can't fly around, ok [sadly] I can't do anything.

Toph Beifong:
That's not true. No one can read a map like you.

Toph Beifong:
[chiming in] I can't read at all.

Aang:
Yeah, and who keeps us laughing with sarcastic comments all the time I mean, look at Katara's hair, right [grabs a lock of Katara's hair and gestures to it] What's up with that?

Katara:
What's wrong with my hair?

Katara:
[after Aang disappears] What should we do, Zuko?

Prince Zuko:
I don't know. [they all stare at him] Why are you all looking at me like that?

Katara:
Well, you *are* kind of an expert at tracking Aang.

Katara:
Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.

Aang:
[about Sokka's sand sculpture] Is that a... blubbering blob monster?

Sokka:
No! It's Suki!

[Aang and Toph laugh]

Toph Beifong:
Suki, we'll all understand if you break up with him over this.

Suki:
I think it's sweet. [Sokka kisses her]

Katara:
What happened?

Sokka:
Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki and he *destroyed* it!... Oh, and he's attacking Aang.

Katara:
What's wrong with you? You could've hurt Aang!

Prince Zuko:
What's wrong with me? What's wrong with all of you? How can you sit around having beach parties when Sozin's Comet is only three days away?... Why are you all looking at me like I'm crazy?

Aang:
About Sozin's Comet... I was actually going to wait to fight the Fire Lord until after it came.

Prince Zuko:
[horrified] *After*?

Aang:
I'm not ready. I need more time to master firebending.

Toph Beifong:
And frankly, your earthbending could still use some work.

Katara:
The whole point of fighting the Fire Lord before the comet was to stop the Fire Nation from winning the war. But they pretty much won the war when they took Ba Sing Se. Things can't get any worse.

Prince Zuko:
You're wrong. It's about to get worse than you can even imagine.

Fire Lord Ozai:
Prince Zuko, you've been among the Earth Kingdom commoners. Do you think adding more troops will stop these rebellions?

Prince Zuko:
[pause] The people of the Earth Kingdom are proud, and strong. They can endure anything as long as they have hope.

Fire Lord Ozai:
Yes, you're right. We need to destroy their hope.

Fire Lord Ozai:
When the comet last came, my grandfather, Fire Lord Sozin, used it to wipe out the Air Nomads. Now, I will use its powers to end the Earth Kingdom - permanently. From our airships, we will rain fire over their lands. A fire that will destroy *everything*. And out of the ashes a new world will be born. A world in which all the lands are Fire Nation, and I am the supreme ruler of *everything*!

Prince Zuko:
My whole life I struggled to gain my father's love and acceptance. But once I had it, I realized I'd lost myself getting there. I'd forgotten who I was.

Prince Zuko:
[to Aang] I know you're scared, and I know you're not ready to save the world. But if you don't defeat the Fire Lord before the comet comes, there won't be a world to save anymore.

Katara:
Aang, you don't have to do this alone!

Toph Beifong:
Yeah! If we all fight the Fire Lord together, we've got a shot at taking him down.

Sokka:
All right! Team Avatar is back! Air. Water. Earth. Fire. Fan and sword!

Aang:
Fighting the Fire Lord is going to be the hardes thing we've ever done together. But I wouldn't want to do it any other way.

Aang:
So have you ever redirected lightning before?

Prince Zuko:
Once... against my father.

Aang:
What did it feel like?

Prince Zuko:
Exhilarating... but terrifying. You feel so powerful holding so much energy in your body. But you know if you make the wrong move, it's over.

Aang:
[Nervous chuckle] Well, not *over* over, I mean, there's always Katara and a little spirit water action, am I right?

Katara:
Actually, I used it all up after Azula shot you.

Aang:
Oh.

Prince Zuko:
You'll have to take the Fire Lord's life, before he takes yours.

Aang:
Yeah. I'll just do that.

Katara:
I have a surprise for everyone!

Toph Beifong:
I knew it! You *did* have a secret thing with Haru!

Katara:
Uh, no. I was looking for cooking pots in the attic, and I found this! [she holds up a painting of a baby] Look at baby Zuko! Isn't he cute? [the others giggle and "aw"; Zuko is silent]

Katara:
[to Zuko] Oh lighten up, I was just teasing.

Prince Zuko:
That's not me. It's my father. [a beat]

Suki:
But he looks so sweet and innocent!

Prince Zuko:
Well, that sweet little kid grew up to be a monster. And the worst father in the history of fathers.

Aang:
This goes against everything I learned from the monks! I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like.

Sokka:
Sure you can. You're the Avatar. If it's the name of keeping balance, I'm pretty sure the universe would forgive you.

Aang:
THIS ISN'T A JOKE, SOKKA! NONE OF YOU UNDERSTANDS THE POSITION I'M IN!

Katara:
Aang, we do understand. It's just...

Aang:
Just what, Katara? WHAT?

Katara:
We're trying to help!

Aang:
Then when you figure out a way for me to beat the Fire Lord without taking his life, I'd love to hear it!

Katara:
[about Aang] Then he's gotta be somewhere on Ember Island. Let's split up and look for him.

Toph Beifong:
I'm going with Zuko! [the rest look at her curiously] What? Everyone else went on a life change field trip with Zuko. Now it's my turn.

Toph Beifong:
Wait. Has anyone noticed that Momo's missing too?

Sokka:
Oh, no! I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO! [crawling into Appa's mouth] MOMO! I'M COMING FOR YA, BUDDY!

Katara:
Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang.

Sokka:
That's just what Appa wants you to think! [he squirms further into Appa's mouth]

Prince Zuko:
Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka! We've got a real problem here. We can't find Aang and Sozin's Comet is only a few days away.

Prince Zuko:
There's one technique you need to know before facing my Father. How to redirect lightning. If you let the energy in your own body flow, [He stretches his left arm out and the fingers on his right hand touch the fingers on his left hand and swiftly traces a path down his arm, shoulder, stomach and back out the other side]... the lightning will follow it. [His left hand touches his right, they are parallel to each other] You turn your opponent's energy against them.

Aang:
That's like waterbending.

Prince Zuko:
Exactly. My Uncle invented this technique himself by studying waterbenders.

Sokka:
[In front of a melon with a face carved into it, which has been placed on top of a stick] Gather round Team Avatar.In order to take out the Fire Lord, or in this case, the "Melon Lord", our timing has to be perfect. First, Suki and I will draw his fire. [Takes a stick and on the ground draws a line curving to the left towards the melon symbol] Then, Katara and Zuko [He draws a straight line in the middle] charge in with some liquidy hot offence and while the "Melon Lord" is distracted, Aang swoops in and "BAM!" [He draws a line curving to the right which runs through the melon symbol] He delivers the final blow.

Toph Beifong:
Err... what about me?

Sokka:
For now, you're the Melon Lord's forces.

Toph Beifong:
So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?

Sokka:
Whatever makes the training feel more realistic.

Toph Beifong:
[Smiles] Sweetness.

Toph Beifong:
[Walking with Zuko, looking for Aang]... And then when I was nine, I ran away again.

Prince Zuko:
[Not really paying attention] Uh-huh.

Toph Beifong:
I know I shouldn't complain, my parents gave me everything that I ever asked for. But they never gave me the one thing that I really wanted. Their love. You know what I mean?

Prince Zuko:
Look, I know you had a rough childhood but we should really focus on finding Aang. [walks on]

Toph Beifong:
[to herself] This is the worst fieldtrip ever.

Fire Lord:
I've decided to lead the fleet of airships to Ba Sing Se alone. You will remain here in the Fire Nation.

Azula:
But, I thought we were going to do this together?

Fire Lord:
My decision is final.

Azula:
You, you can't treat me like this! You can't treat me like Zuko!

Prince Zuko:
Uncle. I know you must have mixed feelings about seeing me. But I want you to know...

[he begins to cry]

Prince Zuko:
I am so, so sorry, Uncle. I am so sorry and ashamed of what I did. I don't know how I can ever make it up to you, but I...

[Iroh turns and pulls him into a fierce hug]

Prince Zuko:
[bewildered] How can you forgive me so easily? I thought you would be furious with me!

Uncle Iroh:
[crying] I was never angry with you. I was sad, because I was afraid you'd lost your way.

Prince Zuko:
I did lose my way.

Uncle Iroh:
[leaning back to look at him] But you found it again. And you did it by yourself. And I am so happy you found your way here.

[they hug]

Prince Zuko:
It wasn't hard, Uncle. You have a pretty strong scent.

Sokka:
[about June] Hey, I remember her. She helped you attack us.

Prince Zuko:
Yep. Back in the good old days.

June:
I see you've worked things out with your girlfriend.

Katara:
[Slight pause, then speaking simultaneously with Zuko] I'm not his girlfriend!

Prince Zuko:
She's not my girlfriend!

Prince Zuko:
I need your help finding the Avatar.

June:
Hmph. Doesn't sound too fun.

Prince Zuko:
Does the end of the world sound like more fun?

Prince Zuko:
[as June's tracker lies down] Well, what does that mean?

June:
Means your friend's gone.

Toph:
We know he's gone. That's why we're looking for him.

June:
No, I mean he's gone gone. He doesn't exist.

Toph:
What's going on? We're surrounded by old people.

Katara:
Not just any old people. These are great masters and friends of ours. [Katara bows to Pakku] Pakku.

Master Pakku:
It is respectful to bow to an old master, but how about a hug for your new grandfather?

Aang:
All these past avatar, they keep telling me I have to do it. [Momo chitters] You're right. Maybe an Air Nomad Avatar will understand where I'm coming from. I know you can't really talk. Pretending you can helps me think. [Momo chitters] I'm going to pretend I didn't pretend to hear that.

Aang:
But the monks taught me that I had to detach myself from the world so my spirit could be free.

Avatar Yanchen:
Many great and wise Air Nomads have detached themselved and achived spiritual enlightenment. But the Avatar can *never* do it. Because your sole duty is to the world. Here is my wisdom to you: selfless duty calls you to sacrifice your spiritual needs and do whatever it takes to protect the world. [Yanchen vanishes]

Aang:
I guess I have no choice, Momo. I have to kill the Fire Lord.

Lion Turtle:
The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being harmed. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginningless time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purified light.

Bumi:
Wait! Somone's missing from your group. Someone very important... Where's Momo?

Sokka:
He's gone. And so is Aang.

Bumi:
Oh well, so long as they have each other. I'm sure we have nothing to worry about.

Suki:
Wow! You took back your whole city all by yourself.

Bumi:
So, what about you guys? Did you do anything interesting on the day of the eclipse?

Prince Zuko:
[Zuko and Sokka exchange glances] Nah.

Sokka:
No. Not really.

Prince Zuko:
Uncle, you're the only person, other than the Avatar, who can possibly defeat the Father Lord.

Toph:
You mean the "Fire Lord."

Prince Zuko:
That's what I just said!

Uncle Iroh:
Even if I did defeat Ozai, and I don't know if I could, it would be the wrong way to end the war. History would see it as just more senseless violence. A brother killing a brother to grab power. The only way for this was to end peacefully is for the Avatar to defeat the Fire Lord.

Prince Zuko:
And then... then would you come back and take your rightful place on the throne?

Uncle Iroh:
No. Someone new must take the throne. An idealist with a pure heart, and unquestionable honor. It has to be *you*, Prince Zuko.

Prince Zuko:
"Unquestionable honor?" But I've made so many mistakes.

Uncle Iroh:
Yes, you have. You struggled. You suffered. But you have always followed your own path. You've restored your own honor. And only *you* can restore the honor of the Fire Nation.

Prince Zuko:
I can handle Azula.

Uncle Iroh:
Not alone. You'll need help.

Prince Zuko:
You're right. Katara, how would you like to help me put Azula in her place?

Katara:
It would be my pleasure.

Katara:
Goodby General Iroh.

Uncle Iroh:
Goodbye everyone. Today, destiny is our friend. I know it.

Aang:
[after hearing Avatar Kyoshi's opinion on how to defeat Fire Lord Ozai] I knew I shouldn't have asked Kyoshi...

Sokka:
What do you mean Aang doesn't exist? Do you mean he's... you know, dead?

June:
Nope, we could find him if he were dead. [Uninterested] It's a real head scratcher. See ya.

Suki:
So wait, how do you all know each other?

Bumi:
[Smiling] All old people know each other don't you know that?

Piandao:
We're all part of the same ancient secret society. A group that transcends the divisions of the 4 nations.

Prince Zuko:
The Order of the White Lotus.

Sokka:
Welcome to the family Great Gramp.

Master Pakku:
You can still just call me Pakku.

Sokka:
[Smiles goofily] How about Grand Pakku?

Master Pakku:
[Serious] No.

Lion Turtle:
The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginning less time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light.

Firelord Ozai:
[end of the episode] It's time for this world to end in fire, and for a new world to be born from the ashes.

Bumi:
Wait! Someone's missing from your group! Someone very important... Where's Momo?

Sokka:
He's gone. And so is Aang.

Fire Lord Ozai:
After generations of Fire Lords failed to find you, now the universe delivers you to me as an act of providence!

Aang:
Please listen to me! We don't have to fight. You have the power to end it here and stop what you are doing.

Fire Lord Ozai:
You are right, I do have the power. I have all the power in the WORLD! [fire erupts from his mouth and hands]

Sokka:
[after Toph has defeated the ships crew] Good work, Toph. Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel.

Toph:
[sarcastically] That's a great idea! Let the *blind* girl steer the giant airship.

Sokka:
I was talking to Suki.

Toph:
[beat] That would make a lot more sense.

Azula:
[struggling to put her hair up] All right, hair, it's time to face your doom! [she slashes at her hair with scissors, then grins manically]

Ursa:
[appearing in the mirror] What a shame. You always had such beautiful hair.

Azula:
What are you doing here?

Ursa:
I didn't want to miss my own daughter's coronation.

Azula:
Don't pretend to act proud. I know what you really think of me. You think I'm a monster.

Ursa:
I think you're confused. All your life you've used fear to control people. Like your friends Mai and Ty Lee.

Azula:
[hysterically] Well what choice do I have? Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way. Even *you* fear me.

Ursa:
[gently] No. I love you, Azula. I do. [Azula screams and hurls the brush at her mirror, breaking it; then collapses, sobbing]

Katara:
Zuko, don't worry. We can take Azula.

Prince Zuko:
I'm not worried about her. I worried about Aang. What if he doesn't have the guts to take out my father? What if he loses?

Katara:
Aang won't lose. He's gonna come back... He has to.

Sokka:
We're too late. The Fleet's already taking off.

Toph:
Then we're taking off too! Where's the closest airship?

Sokka:
It's right - [Sokka, and Suki yell as Toph launches them all towards the airship]

Uncle Iroh:
Only once every hundred years, can a firebender experience *this* kind of firepower.

Suki:
[after Ozai's airship goes down] What just happened?

Sokka:
It's Aang! He's back!

Sokka:
Go Aang! Airbending slice!

Suki:
Shouldn't we be helping him?

Sokka:
The Fire Lord is Aang's fight. We need to stay focused on stopping that fleet from burning down the Earth Kingdom.

Toph:
And how do we do that, Captain Boomerang? I can't see outside of this floating hunk of metal.

Sokka:
Airship slice!

Azula:
You want to be Fire Lord? Fine. Let's settle this, just you and me brother. The showdown that was always meant to be: Agni Kai!

Prince Zuko:
You're on!

Katara:
What are you doing? She's playing you. She knows she can't take us both, so she's trying to separate us.

Prince Zuko:
I know, but I can take her this time.

Katara:
But even you admitted to your uncle that you would need help facing Azula.

Prince Zuko:
There's something off about her. I can't explain it, but she's slipping. And this way, no one else has to get hurt.

Azula:
I'm sorry it has to end this way, brother.

Prince Zuko:
No, you're not!

Prince Zuko:
No lightning today? What's the matter? Afraid I'll redirect it?

Azula:
Oh, I'll show you lightning!

Azula:
My father asked you to come here and talk to me, didn't he? He thinks I can't handle the responsibility of being Fire Lord. I will be the greatest leader in Fire Nation history!

Li:
I'm sure you will be, but considering everything that's happened today.

Lo:
Perhaps it's best if you postponed your coronation.

Azula:
WHAT? Which one of you said that? [Li and Lo point to each other] What a shame. There's only one way to resolve this. You two must duel each other. I order you to fight an Agni Kai!

Li, Lo:
But we're not firebenders!

Azula:
All right. Fine. [Points to Li] Lo, you're banished. Li, you can stay. [Azula leaves]

Li:
[to Lo] But I'm Li. So who's banished?

High Sage:
By decree of Pheonix King Ozai, I now crown you Fire Lord...

Azula:
What are you waiting for? Do it!

Prince Zuko:
Sorry, but you're not going to become Fire Lord today. I am!

Suki:
It's weird to say, but the comet actually looks beautiful.

Toph:
Too bad the Fire Lord is about to use it to destroy the World.

Sokka:
[Pretending to be a fire nation captain, trying to get rid of the airship crew] Attention crew, this is your Captain speaking. Everyone please report to the bomb bay immediately for hot cakes and... sweet cream. We have a very special birthday to celebrate.

Firebender #1:
[In the Bomb Bay] Hey. I'm Quin Lee, I work up in communications.

Engineer:
Oh hi, I work down in the engine room. It's probably why we've never met before. Big airship, you know?

Firebender #1:
[Awkwardly] Huh.

Engineer:
Yep.

Firebender #1:
So, do you know whose birthday it is?

Firebender #2:
[Coming up to them] I can't believe the Captain remembered my birthday! He really does care.

Azula:
Alright hair, it's time to face your doom!

Ursa:
What a shame. You always had such beautiful hair.

Azula:
What are you doing here?

Ursa:
I didn't want to miss my own daughter's coronation.

Azula:
Don't pretend to act proud. I know what you really think of me. You think I'm a monster.

Ursa:
I think you're confused. All your life you've used fear to control people, like your friends Mai and Ty Lee.

Azula:
Well, what choice do I have? Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way. Even you fear me.

Ursa:
No, I love you, Azula. I do.

Azula:
I'm sorry it has to end this way, brother.

Prince Zuko:
No you're not.

Sokka:
Did I ever tell you how sweet it is that you invented metalbending?

Toph:
You could stand to mention it a bit more.

Prince Zuko:
[after Katara heals him from Azula's lightning] Thank you, Katara.

Katara:
[tears running down her face] I think it's me who should be thanking you.

Ozai:
[in a dark cell, fuming] I should count myself lucky. The new Fire Lord has graced me with his presence in my lowly prison cell.

Prince Zuko:
[assuring] You should count yourself lucky that the Avatar chose to spare you. Banishing me was the best thing you could've done for my life. It put me on the right path. Maybe your time in here can do the same for you.

Mai:
[from the doorway] You need some help with that?

Prince Zuko:
[turning, embracing her] Mai, you're okay! They let you out of prison?

Mai:
[tying Zuko's robes] My uncle pulled some strings. And it doesn't hurt when the new Fire Lord's your boyfriend.

Prince Zuko:
So does this mean you don't hate me anymore?

Mai:
I think it means, I actually kind of like you.

[they kiss]

Mai:
[sternly]... but don't *ever* break up with me again!

Ozai:
[exhausted and defeated] What... what did you do to me?

Aang:
[assuredly] I took away your firebending. You can't use it to hurt or threaten anyone else ever again.

Aang:
[in his Avatar state with his past-lives] Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world. And now, you shall pay the ultimate price!

Suki:
[points at Ozai assuming he's dead] So did you

[pauses]

Suki:
You know, finish the job

Ozai:
[angrily] I'm still alive

Aang:
No. I'm not going to end it like this.

Ozai:
Even with all the power in the world, you are still weak!

Lion Turtle:
To bend another's energy, your own spirit must be unbendable, or you will be corrupted and destroyed.

Aang:
I learned there was another way to defeat him, and restore balance. I took his bending away.

Toph:
Wow! Who taught you that?

Aang:
A giant lion turtle.

Toph:
You have the craziest adventures when you disappear.

Sokka:
Well, look at you, buster. Now that your firebending is gone, I guess we should call you the "Loser Lord."

Ozai:
I am the Phoneix King! [Ozai collapses]

Toph:
Oh, sorry, didn't mean to offend you, Phoenix King of getting his butt whupped.

Suki:
Yeah, or how about the King of the... guys who don't win?

Toph:
Leave the nicknames to us, honey.

Sokka:
Careful, Suki. Ty Lee's pretending to be a Kyoshi Warrior again.

Suki:
It's okay. She's one of us now! [Sokka makes a shocked yelp sound]

Ty Lee:
Yeah. The girls and I really bonded in prison. And after a few chi blocking lessons, they said I could join the group. We're going to be best friends forever!

Prince Zuko:
I can't believe a year ago my purpose in life was to hunt you down. And now...

Aang:
And now we're friends.

Prince Zuko:
Yeah. We are friends.

Aang:
I can't believe a year ago I was still frozen in a block of ice. The world's so different now.

Prince Zuko:
And it's going to be even more different. We'll rebuild it together.

Prince Zuko:
Today, this war is finally over! [Everyone cheers] I promised my uncle that I would restore the honor of the Fire Nation. And I will. The road ahead of us is challenging, a hundred years of fighting has left the world scarred and divided. But with the Avatar's help, we can get it back on the right path, and begin a new era of love and peace. [Zuko bows down. The High Sage crowns Zuko]

High Sage:
All hail Fire Lord Zuko!

Sokka:
[last lines of series] I wanted to do a painting, so we'd always remember the good times together.

Katara:
That's very thoughtful of you, Sokka. Wait! Why did you give me Momo's ears?

Sokka:
Those are your hair loopies.

Prince Zuko:
At least you don't look like a boar-q-pine. My hair's not that spiky.

Mai:
I look like a man.

Suki:
Why did you paint me firebending?

Sokka:
I thought it looked more exciting that way. [Momo chitters] Oh, you think you can do a better job, Momo?

Uncle Iroh:
Hey, my belly's not that big anymore. I've really trimmed down.

Toph:
Well, I think you all look perfect.

Lion Turtle:
In the era before the Avatar, we bent not the elements but the energy within ourselves.

Aang:
Wow. I haven't cleaned my room in a hundred years! Not looking forward to that.

Sokka:
Warriors, away from the enemy. The foreigner is banished from our village.

Katara:
Sokka, you're making a mistake.

Sokka:
No! I'm keeping my promise to dad. I'm protecting you from threats like him.

Katara:
Aang is not our enemy! Don't you see? Aang's brought us something we haven't had in a long time. Fun.

Sokka:
Fun? We can't fight fire benders with fun.

Aang:
[smiling earnestly] You should try it sometime.

Gran Gran:
Katara, you knew going on that ship was forbidden. Sokka is right. I think it best that the air bender leaves.

Katara:
Fine! Then I'm banished too! Come on, Aang. Let's go.

Sokka:
Katara! Would you really choose him over your own tribe? Your own family?

Aang:
[Long pause] Katara, I don't want to come between you and your family. [Aang mounts Appa]

Katara:
So you're leaving the South Pole? This is goodbye?

Aang:
Looking for me?

Prince Zuko:
You're the air bender? You're the Avatar?

Katara:
Aang?

Sokka:
No way!

Prince Zuko:
I've spent years preparing for this encouter. Training. Meditating. You're just a child.

Prince Zuko:
Well, you're just a teenager.

Katara:
We have to go after that ship, Sokka. Aang saved our tribe. Now we have to save him!

Sokka:
Katara, I...

Katara:
Why can't you realize that he's on our side? If we don't help him, no one will. I know you don't like Aang, But we owe him and...

Sokka:
Katara! Are you going to talk all day or are you coming with me?

Sokka:
Get in. We're going to save your boyfriend.

Katara:
He's not my -!

Sokka:
Whatever.

Gran Gran:
Aang is the Avatar. He is the world's only chance. You both found him for a reason. Now your destinies are intertwined with his.

Uncle Iroh:
Good news for the Fire Lord. The Fire Nation's greatest threat is just a little kid.

Prince Zuko:
That kid, Uncle, just did this. I *won't* underestimate him again! DIG THIS SHIP OUT AND FOLLOW THEM.

[Notices half the crew is defrosting the other half]

Prince Zuko:
As soon as you're done with that.

Katara:
Why didn't you tell us you were the Avatar?

Aang:
Because, I never wanted to be...

Katara:
And Sokka, I'm sure you'll get the chance to knock some fire bender heads along the way.

Sokka:
I'd like that. I'd *really* like that.

Katara:
Then we're in this together!

Katara:
Why didn't you tell us you were the Avatar?

Aang:
Because... I never wanted to be

Prince Zuko:
You're just a child!

Aang:
Well, you're just a teenager.

Zhao:
You can't compete with me. I have hundreds of warships under my command. And you, you're just a banished prince. No home. No allies. Your own father doesn't even want you.

Prince Zuko:
You're wrong. Once I deliver the Avatar to my father, he will welcome me home with honor, and restore my rightful place on the throne.

Zhao:
If your father really wanted you home, he would have let you return by now, Avatar or no Avatar. But in his eyes you are a failure and a disgrace to the Fire Nation.

Prince Zuko:
That's not true.

Zhao:
You have the scar to prove it.

Prince Zuko:
[shouts] Maybe you'd like one to match!

Sokka:
I'm just a guy... with a boomerang... I didn't ask for the flying... and magic...

Uncle Iroh:
[getting a massage] Aahh... this is what I've been missing. Who knew floating on a piece of driftwood for three weeks, with no food or water, and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver, could make one SO tense!

Prince Zuko:
I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.

Uncle Iroh:
I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care?

[Zuko walks off]

Uncle Iroh:
Err, that came out wrong, didn't it?

Azula:
In my country, we exchange a pleasant hello before asking questions. Have you become uncivilized so soon, Zuzu?

Prince Zuko:
Don't call me that!

Prince Zuko:
We're going home. After three long years. It's unbelievable.

Uncle Iroh:
It *is* unbelievable. I have never known my brother to regret anything.

Prince Zuko:
Did you listen to Azula? Father's realized how important family is to him. He cares about me!

Uncle Iroh:
*I* care about you. And if Ozai wants you back, well, I think it may not be for the reasons you imagine.

Prince Zuko:
You don't know how my father feels about me. You don't know anything!

Uncle Iroh:
Zuko, I only meant that in our family, things are not always what they seem.

Prince Zuko:
I think that you are exactly what you seem: a lazy, mistrustful, shallow old man who's always been jealous of his brother!

Captain:
Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.

Azula:
I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?

Captain:
Of course.

Azula:
Do the tides command this ship?

Captain:
I'm afraid I don't understand.

Azula:
You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship?

Captain:
No, Princess.

Azula:
And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?

Captain:
No, Princess.

Azula:
Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over...

Master Pakku:
Katara. I want you to have this. This amulet contains water from the spiritual oasis. The water has unique properties. Don't lose it.

Master Pakku:
Aang, these scrolls will help you master waterbending. But remember, they're no substitute for a real master. [Aang walks away] Sokka. Take care, son.

Azula:
My brother and my uncle have disgraced the Firelord, and brought shame on all of us. You may have mixed feelings about attacking members of the Royal Family, I understand. But I assure you, if you hesitate some, I will not hesitate to bring you down. Dismissed!

General Fong:
Avatar Aang, we were all amazed at the stories of how you single-handedly wiped out an entire Fire Navy Fleet at the North Pole. I can't imagine what it's like to wield such devestating power. It's an awesome responsibility.

Aang:
I try not to think about it.

Katara:
There's a right way to do this: practice, study and discipline.

Sokka:
Or just glow it up, and stomp the Firelord.

Katara:
If you two meatheads want to throw away everything we've worked for - fine! Go ahead and glow it up!

Aang:
Katara, I'm just being realistic. I don't have time to do this the right way.

Katara:
Do you remember when we were at the Air Temple and you found Monk Gyatso's skeleton? It must have been so horrible and traumatic for you. I saw you get so upset, you weren't you anymore. I'm not saying the Avatar State doesn't have incredible and helpful power, but you have to understand, for the people who love you, watching you in that much rage an pain is really scary.

Aang:
I'm really glad you told me that. But I still need to do this.

Aang:
I can only reach the Avatar State when I'm in genuine danger.

General Fong:
I see. I was afraid you'd say that. [Fong attacks Aang]

General Fong:
You can't run forever!

Aang:
You can't fight forever!

Prince Zuko:
You lied to me!

Azula:
Like I've never done that before.

Avatar Roku:
The Avatar State is a defense mechanism. Designed to empower you with the skill and knowledge of all the past Avatars. The glow is the combination of all your past lives focusing their energy through your body. In the Avatar State, you are at your most powerful, but you are also at your most vulnerable.

Aang:
What do you mean?

Avatar Roku:
If you are killed in the Avatar State, the reincarnation cycle will be broken, and the Avatar will cease to exist.

Teacher:
This rare chi-enhancing tea is a natural stimulant. In an ordinary warrior it improves strength and energy ten-fold. In you, it may induce the Avatar state. [Hands Aang a steaming cup of tea]

Aang:
Ten-fold energy, huh? [slurps, then begins twitching]

Aang:
[Speaking in a fast, high-pitched, hyper voice while zipping everywhere on his air-scooter] Is it working, is it working? I can't tell! Somebody tell me if I'm in the Avatar state 'cause I don't have a good view of myself! Am I talking too loud?

Sokka:
I guess he could talk the Fire Lord to death.

Priest:
You are wearing a ceremonial piece of clothing from each of the bending nations. Now I will join the four elements into one! [as he mentions each element, he throws a pan of water, dirt, a torch, and blows air into a mixture] Water, earth, fire, air! Four elements together as one! [throws mixture at Aang, splattering him with mud]

Aang:
This is just mud!

Priest:
So... do you feel anything?

Aang:
[Aang's nose begins to twitch. He lifts up a finger. Fong, Sokka, and Katara, look hopeful. Aang sneezes] Aaaaachoooo!

General Fong:
Welcome, Avatar Aang. I am General Fong, and welcome to all of you great heroes - Appa, Momo, brave Sokka, the mighty Katara.

Katara:
Mighty Katara? I like that.

Avatar Roku:
When love is real, it finds a way... And being the Avatar doesn't hurt your chances with the ladies either.

Avatar Roku:
Love is hard when you're young.

Aang:
You don't have to tell me.

Avatar Roku:
Don't worry, it gets better.

Young Sozin:
[Handing Roku a crown] Here. I hope you're at least allowed to have this.

Young Roku:
But this is a royal artifact. It's supposed to be worn by the crown prince.

Young Sozin:
I want *you* to have it.

Katara:
[Aang stands, then squats and starts grunting] Do they have bathrooms in the Spirit World?

Sokka:
As a matter of fact, they do not.

Aang:
That's amazing! I can't believe you were friends with Monk Gyatso just like I was.

Avatar Roku:
Some friendships are so strong, they can even transcend lifetimes.

Fire Lord Sozin:
Our nation is enjoying an unprecedented time of peace and wealth. Our people are happy. And we're so fortunate in so many ways.

Avatar Roku:
[uncertain] Where are you going with this?

Fire Lord Sozin:
I've been thinking. We should share this prosperity with the rest of the world. In our hands is the most successful empire in our history. It's time we expanded it.

Avatar Roku:
No! The four nations are meant to be just that - four!

Avatar Roku:
I'm sparing you, Sozin. I'm letting you go in the name of our past friendship. But I warn you - even a single step out of line will result in your *permanent*... end.

Fire Lord Sozin:
[to Avatar Roku] Without you, all my plans are suddenly possible. I have a vision for the future, Roku.

[Sozin leaves Roku]

Aang:
Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone's capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Firelord and the Fire Nation, has to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I also think it's about friendships.

Toph:
Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?

[Aang holds one of Toph's hands]

Aang:
I don't see why not.

[Katara holds Toph's other hand]

Sokka:
Well, scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that...

Katara:
Oh Sokka, just hold hands!

[Sokka hold's Katara's free hand]

Uncle Iroh:
You have more than one great-grandfather, Prince Zuko. Sozin was your father's grandfather. Your *mother's* grandfather... was Avatar Roku. [Zuko looks shocked]

Prince Zuko:
Why are you telling me this?

Uncle Iroh:
Because understanding the struggle between your two great-grandfathers can help you better understand the battle within yourself. Evil and good are always at war inside you, Zuko. It is your nature, your legacy. But there is a bright side. What happened generations ago can be resolved now, by *you*. Because of your legacy, you alone can cleanse the sins of our family, and the Fire Nation. Born in you along with all the strife is the power to restore balance to the world.

[Iroh opens a secret compartment, revealing Roku's crown, and offers it to Zuko]

Uncle Iroh:
This is a royal artifact. It's supposed to be worn by the crown prince.

Young Sozin:
I've been thinking hard about the state of the world lately.

Young Roku:
Sozin, it's my wedding. Have a cookie. Dance with someone. Lighten up!

Young Sozin:
Right from the start, I was destined to be Fire Lord. And although we didn't always know it, you were destined to be the Avatar. It's an amazing stroke of fate we know each other so well, isn't it Together, we could do... anything.

Young Roku:
[Cautious] Yeah... we could.

Young Sozin:
Our nation is enjoying an unprecedented time of peace and wealth. Our people are happy, and we're so fortunate in so many ways.

Young Roku:
[Growing more concerned] Where are you going with this?

Young Sozin:
I've been thinking. We should share this prosperity with the rest of the world. In our hands is the most successful empire in history. It's time we expanded it.

Young Roku:
[Firmly] No. The four nations are meant to be just that: four.

Young Sozin:
[Emphatically] Roku, you haven't even stopped to consider the possibilities!

Young Roku:
[Angry] There are no possibilities. This is the last I want to hear about this.

Avatar Roku:
[Narrating, to Aang] That was my first real test as the Avatar.

Prince Zuko:
I found the secret history. Which, by the way should be renamed "the history most people already know." The note said that I needed to know about my great-grandfather's death, but he was still alive in the end.

Prince Zuko:
I need to ask you something. What do you remember about our Great-Grandfather's history?

Azula:
Ah, Zuko. It's so strange how your mind works.Fire Lord Sozin began the war, of course. He spent his early years secretly preparing for it, but he was as patient as he was clever. He famously waited for the comet, later renamed Sozin's comet, and used its power to launch his full-scale invasion of the world.

Young Sozin:
With Roku gone, and the great comet returning, the timing was perfect to change the world. I knew the next avatar would be born an air nomad. So I wiped out the air temples. But somehow, the new avatar eluded me. I wasted the remainder of my life searching in vain. I know he's hiding out there somewhere. The Fire Nation's greatest threat... the last airbender.

Azula:
It's never too early for a sitting with the court painter, Zuko. Make sure he gets your good side.

Katara:
Remember, there's still a plan. The invasion.

Aang:
AND I HATE THE INVASION PLAN TOO! I DON'T WANT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE RISKING YOUR LIVES TO FIX MY MISTAKES! I've always known that I would have to face the Firelord. But now I know I need to do it alone.

Katara:
Aang.

Aang:
Katara, please. Just go, please.

Toph Beifong:
[on a ship, in midst of battle, blind] How we doin'?

Sokka:
Things couldn't get much worse.

Sokka:
[Giant sea serpent arises in front of their ship] The Universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?

Toph Beifong:
You make it too easy.

Sokka:
[a stray fireball from the Fire Nation ship hits the serpent, which attacks that one in response] Thank you, The Universe!

Katara:
I like your hair.

Aang:
I have hair? How long was I out?

Mai:
Aren't you cold?

Prince Zuko:
I've got a lot on my mind. It's been so long. Over three years since I was home. I wonder what's changed. I wonder how I've changed.

Mai:
[Mai yawns] I justed asked if you were cold. I didn't ask for your whole life story.

Hakoda:
Everything okay?

Katara:
We're fine, dad.

Hakoda:
[Offering his hand to Aang] I'm Hokada. Katara, and Sokka's father.

Katara:
He knows who you are. I just called you "dad," didn't I?

Hakoda:
I guess you're right.

Aang:
[Shaking Hokoda's hand] Nice to officially meet you, Chief Hokoda.

Aang:
I went down. I didn't just get hurt, did I? It was worse than that. I was gone. But you brought me back.

Katara:
I just used the spirit water from the North Pole. I don't know what I did, exactly.

Aang:
You saved me.

Hakoda:
We've been working on a modified version of the invasion plan.

Katara:
It's *Sokka's* invasion plan.

Hakoda:
Yes. Sokka's plan.

Sokka:
And the best part is: the eclipse isn't even our biggest advantage. [In a hushed voice] We have a secret... you.

Aang:
Me?

Sokka:
Yep. The whole world thinks you're dead. Isn't that great?

Aang:
[Aang grabs his glider as a Fire Nation ship approaches] I'll handle this. The Avatar is back!

Katara:
Aang, wait! Remember, they don't know we're not Fire Nation.

Aang:
[as the ship's being attacked] I can't just stand by and do nothing.

Sokka:
Aang, no! You're still hurt, and you have to stay secret. Just let us handle this.

Aang:
Fine.

Katara:
Is there anything you need?

Aang:
I need to redeem myself. I need my honor back.

Fire Lord Ozai:
You have been away for a long time. I see the weight of your travels has changed you. You have redeemed yourself, my son... Welcome home.

Hakoda:
What's wrong, Katara?

Katara:
He left.

Hakoda:
What?

Katara:
AAng. He just took his glider and disappeared. He has this ridiculous notion that he has to save the world alone.

Hakoda:
Maybe it's his way of being brave.

Katara:
It's not brave. It's selfish and stupid! We could be helping him. And I know the world needs him, but doesn't he know how much that we need him too? How could he just leave us behind?

Hakoda:
You're talking about me too, aren't you?

Katara:
How could you leave us, dad? I mean, I know we had Gran Gran, and she loved us. But-but we were just so lost without you.

Azula:
Please Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar. Unless somehow the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself, that was impossible. Sleep well, Zu-Zu.

Avatar Roku:
If anyone's to blame for the state of the world, it is me. I should have seen this war coming, and prevented it. You inheirted my problems, and my mistakes. But I believe you are destined to redeem me, and save the world!

Aang:
I don't know.

Princess Yue:
You already saved the world. And you'll save the world again, but you can't give up.

Aang:
You're right. I won't give up!

Aang:
I have so much to do.

Katara:
I know but you'll have our help.

Toph Beifong:
You didn't think you could get out of training just by coming to the Fire Nation, did you?

Lo, Li:
Your Princess Azula, clever and beautiful, disguised herself as the enemy and entered the Earth Kingdom's capital. In Ba Sing Se she found her brother, Zuko, and together, they faced the Avatar. And the Avatar fell, and the Earth Kingdom fell. Azula's agents quickly overtook the entire city. They went to Ba Sing Se's Great Walls, and brought them down! The armies of the Fire Nation surged through the wall and swarmed over Ba Sing Se, securing our victory.

Lo, Li:
Now the heroes have returned home. Your princess, Azula! [Crowd cheers]

Lo, Li:
And after three long years, your prince has returned. Zuko! [Crowd cheers again]

Aang:
The world thinks I'm dead? How is that good news? That's terrible!

Sokka:
No, it's great. It means the Fire Nation won't be hunting us anymore. And even better, they won't expect you on The Day of Black Sun.

Aang:
No, no, no, no, no. You have no idea. This is so messed up!

Ty Lee:
[to Azula] Hey there sweet sugar cakes. How ya likin' this party?

Prince Zuko:
For so long now I thought if my dad accepted me, I'd be happy. I'm back home now, my dad talks to me, he even thinks I'm a hero! Everything should be perfect, right? I should be happy now, but I'm not! I'm angrier than ever and I don't know why.

Azula:
There's a simple question you need to answer, then. Who are you angry at?

Prince Zuko:
No one. I'm just... angry.

Mai:
Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko?

Prince Zuko:
Everyone! I don't know!

Azula:
Is it Dad?

Prince Zuko:
No, no.

Ty Lee:
Your uncle?

Azula:
Me?

Prince Zuko:
No! No, no, no!

Mai:
Then who? Who are you angry at?

Azula:
Answer the question, Zuko.

Ty Lee:
Talk to us!

Mai:
Come on, answer the question.

Azula:
Come on, answer it.

Prince Zuko:
I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF!

Prince Zuko:
Doing nothing is a waste of time. We're being sent on a forced vacation. I feel like a child.

Azula:
Lighten up. So dad wanted to meet with his advisors alone, without anyone else around. Don't take it personally.

Azula:
[after a game of volleyball] Yes! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!... Ah that was fun.

Azula:
Come on, Ty Lee, you can't be this ignorant.

Ty Lee:
What are you talking about?

Azula:
Those boys only like you because you make it so easy for them. You're not a challenge. You're a tease. It's not like they actually care who you are.

Azula:
But for some reason when I meet boys, they act like I'm going to do something horrible to them.

Ty Lee:
[Ty Lee chuckles] But you probably would do something to them. I'm sure they're intimidated.

Sokka:
This is nuts! How can we beat a guy who blows things up with is mind?

Aang:
We can't! Jump on Appa. I'll try to distract him.

Azula:
Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! We will dominate the Earth!

Chan:
Uh... I gotta go.

Ty Lee:
Yes. I'm a circus freak. Go ahead and laugh all you want. You want to know *why* I joined the circus?

Azula:
Here we go.

Ty Lee:
Do you have any idea what my home life was like? Growing up with six sisters who looked *exactly* like me. It was like I didn't even have my own name. I joined the circus because I was scared of spending the rest of my life as part of a matched set. At least I'm different now. Circus freak is a compliment.

Mai:
I guess that explains why you need ten boyfriends too.

Ty Lee:
I'm sorry. What?

Mai:
Attention issues. You couldn't get enough attention when you were a kid, so you're trying to make up for it now.

Mai:
What do you want from me? You want a teary confession about how hard my childhood was? Well it wasn't. I was a rich only child and got anything I wanted... as long as I behaved... and sat still... and didn't speak unless spoken to. My mother said I had to keep out of trouble. We had my dad's political career to think about.

Azula:
Well, that's it then. You had a controlling mother who had certain expectations, and if you strayed from them, you were shut down. That's why you're afraid to care about anything, and why you can't express yourself.

Mai:
You want me to express myself? LEAVE ME ALONE!

Azula:
I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit her and complain how our mom like Zuko more than me. But I don't really care. My own mother... thought I was a monster... She was right of course, but it still hurt.

Ty Lee:
Ooh, I love this seashell bedspread!

Mai:
Are you serious? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.

Li:
We know you're upset that you were forced to come here this weekend. But Ember Island is a magical place. Keep an open mind.

Lo:
Give it a chance...

Lo, Li:
...and it can help you understand yourselves and each other. The beach has a special way of smoothing even the most ragged edges.

Prince Zuko:
[Finds a seashell on the beach] Here... [gives shell to Mai] This is for you.

Mai:
Why would I want that?

Prince Zuko:
I saw it and I thought it was pretty. Don't girls like stuff like this?

Mai:
Maybe stupid girls.

Prince Zuko:
[Angrily throws the shell away] Forget it!

Ty Lee:
[the shell is picked up by a teen boy who gives it to Ty Lee. She happily accepts it] Wow, thanks. This is so pretty!

Ty Lee:
Ok, look, if you want a boy to like you just look at him and smile a lot and laugh at everything he says, even if it's not funny.

Azula:
Well, that sounds really shallow and stupid. [Looks up grinning] Let's try it.

Ty Lee:
You were an only child for 15 years, but even with all that attention, your aura is this dingy, pasty, gray...

Mai:
[Interrupting] I don't believe in auras.

Prince Zuko:
Yeah, you don't believe in anything.

Mai:
Oh, well, I'm sorry I can't be as high-strung and crazy as the rest of you.

Azula:
Yes! We've defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!

Azula:
Well, that was fun.

Azula:
That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful! You could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because, it's so sharp.

Azula:
I thought I'd find you here.

Prince Zuko:
Those summers we spent here seem so long ago. So much has changed.

Azula:
Come down to the beach with me. Come on, this place is depressing.

Ty Lee:
Calm down, you guys. This much negative energy is bad for your skin. You'll totally break out.

Prince Zuko:
Bad skin? Normal teenagers worry about bad skin. I don't have that luxury. My father decided to teach me a permanent lesson on my face!

Ty Lee:
Sorry, Zuko. I...

Prince Zuko:
For so long I thought that if my dad accepted me, I'd be happy. I'm back home now; my dad talks to me. He even thinks I'm a hero! Everything should be perfect, right? I should be happy now, but I'm not! I'm angrier than ever, and I don't know why!

Azula:
There's a simple question you need to answer then. Who are you angry at?

Prince Zuko:
No one! I'm just angry!

Mai:
Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko?

Prince Zuko:
Everyone! I don't know!

Azula:
Is it Dad?

Prince Zuko:
No, no.

Ty Lee:
Your uncle?

Azula:
Me?

Prince Zuko:
No, no, no, no!

Mai:
Then who? Who are you angry at?

Azula:
Answer the question, Zuko!

Ty Lee:
Talk to us!

Mai:
Come on! Answer the question!

Azula:
Come on! Answer it!

Prince Zuko:
I'm angry at myself!

Azula:
Why?

Prince Zuko:
Because I'm confused. Because I'm not sure I know the difference between right and wrong anymore.

Prince Zuko:
I guess you wouldn't understand. Would you, Azula? Because you're just so perfect.

Azula:
Well, yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don't really care. My own mother thought I was a monster. She was right, of course, but it still hurt.

Ty Lee:
[Zuko throws a family painting into the fire] What are you doing?

Prince Zuko:
What does it look like I'm doing?

Ty Lee:
But it's a painting of your family.

Prince Zuko:
You think I care?

Ty Lee:
I think you do.

Prince Zuko:
You don't know me! So why don't you mind your own business?

Ty Lee:
I know you.

Prince Zuko:
No, you don't! You're stuck in your little Ty Lee world where everything's great all the time.

Mai:
Zuko, leave her alone

Prince Zuko:
"I'm so pretty! Look at me! I can walk on my hands! Woo!" Circus freak.

Toph Beifong:
Even though I was born blind, I've never had any problems seeing!

Katara:
[sighs] This is just gonna be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other.

Sokka:
That's what I paid for!

Toph Beifong:
What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?

Aang:
Well, I...

Sokka:
Don't answer to Twinkletoes, it's not manly!

Katara:
You're the one whose bag matches his belt.

The Boulder:
The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.

Toph Beifong:
Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!

[pause]

The Boulder:
The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-lanche!

Toph Beifong:
Whenever you're ready- The Pebble!

Toph Beifong:
You guys get to go wherever you want, no one telling you what to do... that's the life. It's just not my life.

Katara:
You ready to find an earthbending teacher? Because we're going to Earth Rumble VI!

Aang:
How'd you get them to tell you?

Katara:
Oh, a girl has her ways.

Aang:
Hey! Front row seats. I wonder why no one is sitting here? [a boulder crashes right next to them]

Sokka:
Guess that's why.

Katara:
[about Toph] She can't really be blind. It's just part of her character, right?

Aang:
I think she is.

Sokka:
I think she is GOING DOWN!

Toph Beifong:
[about to fight Aang] Do people really want to see *two* little girls fight? [the crowd ooos]

Aang:
I don't really want to fight you. I want to talk to you.

Sokka:
Boo! No talking!

Katara:
Don't boo at him!

Katara:
[Reading a ransom note] "If you want to see your daughter again, bring 500 gold pieces to the arena." It's signed Xin Fu and the Boulder.

Sokka:
[Grabbing the note] I can't believe it. I HAVE THE BOULDER'S AUTOGRAPH!

Katara:
Toph, there's too many of them. We need an earthbender. WE NEED *YOU*!

Lao Bei Fong:
My daughter is blind! She is blind and tiny and helpless and fragile. She cannot help you!

Toph Beifong:
Yes. I can!

Toph Beifong:
Let him go! I've beaten you all before and I'll do it again!

The Boulder:
The Boulder takes issue with that comment. [the earthbenders charge towards Toph, Katara and Sokka]

Toph Beifong:
[to Sokka and Katara] Wait!... They're *mine*!

Toph Beifong:
My dad changed his mind. He said I was free to travel the world.

Sokka:
Well, we better get out of here before your dad changes his mind.

Toph Beifong:
Good idea.

Aang:
You're going to be a great teacher Toph.

Toph Beifong:
How did you find me?

Aang:
Well, a crazy king told me I had to find an earthbender who listens to the earth. And then I had a vision in a magic swamp and...

Katara:
[Cutting Aang off] What Aang is trying to say is, he's the Avatar, and if he doesn't master earthbending soon he won't be able to defeat the Fire Lord.

Toph Beifong:
I see with earthbending. It's kind of like seeing with my feet. I can feel the vibrations in the earth, and I can see where everything is. You, that tree, even those ants.

Master Yu:
[about Toph] She's the greatest earthbender I've ever seen!

Toph Beifong:
Dad, I know it's hard for you to see me this way, but the obedient little helpless blind girl that you think I am just isn't me. I love fighting. I love being an earthbender. And I'm really, really good at it. I know I've kept my life secret from you, but you were keeping me secret from the whole world. You were doing it to protect me. But I'm twelve years old and I've never had a real friend. So now that you see who I really am, I hope it doesn't change the way you feel about me.

Lao Bei Fong:
Of course it doesn't change the way I feel about you, Toph. It's made me realize something.

Toph Beifong:
[Hopeful] It has?

Toph Beifong:
Yes. I've let you have far too much freedom. From now on, you will be cared for and guarded 24 hours a day.

Toph Beifong:
[Protesting] But dad!

Mrs. Bei Fong:
We are doing this for your own good, Toph.

The Boulder:
The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.

Toph:
Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!

The Boulder:
The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!

Herbalist:
Your friends have to suck on those frogs to get better.

Aang:
You're insane, aren't you?

Herbalist:
[singsong voice] That's right!

Uncle Iroh:
Is everything okay? It's been almost an hour, and you haven't given the men an order.

Prince Zuko:
My honor, my throne, my country. I'm about to lose them all.

Sokka:
[delirious because of illness] You know what I like about Appa? His sense of humor!

Katara:
[softly] That's nice. I'll be sure to tell him that.

[Appa groans]

Sokka:
[laughs] Classic Appa!

Sokka:
[thinks he's an earthbender] Take *that*, you rock!

Aang:
Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!

Commander Zhao:
Oh, don't worry. You won't be killed like they were. See if you die, you'll just be reborn, and the Fire Nation will have to begin its search for the Avatar all over again. So I'll keep you alive... but just barely.

Aang:
[to Zuko] You know what the worst part about being born over a hundred years ago is: I miss all the friends I used to hang out with. Before the war started, I used to always visit my friend, Kuzon. The two of us, we'd get in and out of so much trouble together. He was one of the best friends I ever had. And he was from the Fire Nation, just like you. If we knew each other back then, do you think we could have been friends too? [Zuko tries to attack Aang]

Katara:
Relax. It was just a little cough. I'm fi- [Starts coughing]

Aang:
That's how Sokka started yesterday. Now look at him. He thinks he's an earthbender.

Sentry #1:
It says here that the Avatar can create tornados and run faster than the wind. Pretty amazing.

Sentry #2:
Ah, that's just a bunch of Fire Lord propaganda. There's no way that's true. [Aang runs past the sentries]

Commander Zhao:
So this is the great Avatar. Master of all the elements. I don't know how you managed to elude the Fire Nation for a hundred years, but your little game of hide-and-seek is over.

Aang:
I've never hidden from you! Untie me and I'll fight you right now!

Sokka:
[while sucking on a frozen frog] Aang, how was your trip? Did you make any new friends?

Aang:
No. I don't think I did.

Aang:
What? No! Don't leave frogs! My friends are sick and they need you! Please go back to being frozen!

Uncle Iroh:
Where have you been, Prince Zuko? You missed music night! Lieutenant Jee sang a stirring love song.

Prince Zuko:
[Walking away] I'm going to bed. No disturbances.

Commander Zhao:
I want a full transcription of my speech sent to the Fire Lord, along with glowing testimonials from all of the ranking officers present, and - [See Aang has escaped]

Scribe:
Sir, should I hold off sending that speech to the Fire Lord?

Katara:
[With a weak, sickly voice] How many times do I have to tell you, Momo, we need water. Wa-ter. Oh forget it. Aang, please, hurry.

Sokka:
[Delirious] Who's this "Aang" kid you keep talking about, Your Highness?

Sokka:
My first girlfriend turned into the moon.

Prince Zuko:
[pauses] That's rough, buddy.

Sokka:
Pretty clouds.

Prince Zuko:
Yeah, fluffy.

Prince Zuko:
Not up to anything, huh?

Sokka:
[Sokka is startled, yells and falls] Fine. You caught me. I'm going to rescue my father. Happy now?

Prince Zuko:
I'm never happy.

Prince Zuko:
Ugh, what would Uncle say?... Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So when life seems hard, just take a bite out of the silver sandwich.

Sokka:
Maybe we haven't failed after all!

Prince Zuko:
That's the spirit. I can't believe that worked. I didn't know what I was saying.

Sokka:
No, what you said didn't make sense at all. But look! It's Suki!

Sokka:
When the invasion failed, some of our troops were taken prisoner. I just want to know where they might be.

Prince Zuko:
I can't tell you.

Sokka:
What? Why not?

Prince Zuko:
Trust me. Knowing would just make you feel worse.

Sokka:
It's my dad. He was captured too. I need to know what I put him through.

Prince Zuko:
It's not good, Sokka.

Sokka:
Please.

Prince Zuko:
My guess is... they were taken to the Boiling Rock.

Katara:
[Reading a note] "Need meat. Gone fishing. Back in a few days. Sokka and Zuko."

[Aang yawns and lies down]

Katara:
"One more thing. Aang, practice your firebending while I'm gone. Do twenty sets of fire fists and ten hot squats every time you hear a badger frog croak. Zuko." [a badger frog croaks]

Aang:
[sighs, getting up] Nobody else has homework. One hot squat, two hot squat...

Prince Zuko:
If there's one good thing my dad's good at, it's war.

Sokka:
Yeah. Seems to run in the family.

Prince Zuko:
Hey! Hold on! No everyone in my family's like that.

Sokka:
I know, I know. You've changed.

Prince Zuko:
I meant my Uncle. He was more of a father to me. And I really let him down.

Sokka:
I think your Uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to help us? That must have been hard.

Prince Zuko:
It wasn't that hard.

Sokka:
Really? You didn't leave behind anyone you care about?

Prince Zuko:
Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai.

Sokka:
Oh, that gloomy girl who sighs a lot?

Prince Zuko:
[smiling] Yeah.

Prince Zuko:
How are we going to get off the island if the balloon won't work?

Sokka:
We'll figure something out. I suspected it might be a one-way ticket.

Prince Zuko:
You knew this would happen, and you wanted to come anyway?

Sokka:
My dad might be here! I had to come and see.

Prince Zuko:
Uncle always said I never thought things through, but this - this is just crazy!

Sokka:
Hey, I never wanted you to come along in the first place. And for the record, I always think things through. But my plans haven't exactly worked, so this time I'm playing it by ear. So there!

Warden:
[to Chit] No one has ever ever escaped from here. I'd sooner jump in the boiling lake myself than let that record fall. Don't forget it! Now go back to your shivering.

Suki:
[Sokka enters Suki's cell dressed as guard] What is it? Did I do something wrong?

Sokka:
You mean you don't recognize me?

Suki:
You people all look the same to me.

Sokka:
Oh? Maybe you'll recognize this.

[Sokka puckers up. Suki grabs him by the throat then shoves him against the far wall, knocking his helmet off]

Suki:
[recognizing him] Sokka, It's you!

Prince Zuko:
How did you know who I am?

Warden:
How could I not? You broke my niece's heart.

Prince Zuko:
You're Mai's uncle?... I never meant to hurt her.

Warden:
QUIET! You're my special prisoner now. And you best behave. If these criminals found out who you are, the traitor prince who let his nation down, why they'd tear you to shreds!

Sokka:
Oh good. You guys have met.

Suki:
Actually, we met a long time ago.

Prince Zuko:
We did?

Suki:
[slightly angry] Yeah. You kind of burned down my village.

Prince Zuko:
...Oh, sorry about that. Nice to see you again.

Prince Zuko:
Well, what should we do? Are we going ahead with the plan or are we waiting another night?

Sokka:
I don't know. Is it right for me to risk Suki's freedom, all our freedom, on the slim chance that my dad is going to show up?

Prince Zuko:
It's your call.

Sokka:
If I had just cut my losses at the invasion, maybe we wouldn't be in this mess. And maybe sometimes, it's just better to call it quits before you fail.

Prince Zuko:
No it's not! Look, Sokka, you're going to fail a lot before things work out.

Sokka:
That's supposed to make me feel better?

Prince Zuko:
But even though you'll probably fail over and over and over again...

Sokka:
Seriously. Not helping.

Prince Zuko:
...you have to try every time. You can't quit because you're afraid you *might* fail.

Prince Zuko:
I'm never happy.

Chit Sang:
I heard you hatching an escape plan and I want in.

Prince Zuko:
There's nothing to get in on.

Sokka:
Yeah, the only thing we're hatching is... an egg? [Zuko and Suki sigh at Sokka's lame attempt to hide the truth]

Prince Zuko:
[Filling cups with tea] No one can make tea like Uncle. But hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?

Katara:
Sure.

Aang:
I like jokes.

Toph:
Bring it.

Prince Zuko:
Okay. Well, I can't remember how it starts but the punch line is, "Leaf me alone, I'm bushed." [Everyone stares in silence] Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it.

Katara:
Right. Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing.

Warden:
Get the fugitives and throw them in the Cooler!

Bully Guard:
Uh, they are in the cooler sir.

Warden:
[Yelling] One that's bolted down and not floating in the water! This is a lockdown!

Sokka:
My first girlfriend turned into the moon.

Prince Zuko:
That's rough, buddy.

[after Mai helps Zuko and the others escape]

Azula:
I never expected this from you. The thing I don't understand is why? Why would you do it? You *know* the consequences.

Mai:
I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko... more than I fear you.

Azula:
[enraged] No *you* miscalculated! You should have feared me more!

[they go into fighting stances; Ty Lee intervenes, hits Azula with her chi-blocking jabs; Azula gasps in shock and falls, immobilized]

Ty Lee:
[grabbing Mai] Come on! Let's get out of here!

[the guards capture them]

Azula:
You're both fools!

Guard:
What shall we do with them, Princess?

Azula:
Put them somewhere I'll never have to see their faces again, and let them *rot*!

Azula:
[as the Warden is interrogating a guard] You're wasting your time. That's not one of them.

Warden:
How do you know?

Azula:
Because I'm a people person...

Chit Sang:
I know you're planning another escape attempt. I want in.

Sokka:
Actually, we're escaping right now, but we need a riot. You wouldn't know how to start one, would you?

Chit Sang:
A prison riot? Please. [he grabs another prisoner, lifts him over his head and shakes him in the air in front of the other prisoners] Hey! RIOT! [the prisoners riot]

Guard:
What are you doing?

Mai:
Saving the jerk who dumped me.

Sokka:
Thank goodness you're okay.

Hakoda:
If you take one step closer, you'll see just how okay I am.

Sokka:
[Removing his helmet] Dad. It's me.

Hakoda:
Sokka! My son!

[Hakoda hugs Sokka and chuckles]

Hakoda:
You know, Sokka, you should be more careful with that guard's uniform. I almost punched you in the gut.

Sokka:
Yeah, I ran into that problem earlier.

Sokka:
And do you know Prince Zuko?

Hakoda:
The son of the Firelord? I don't know him, but I know of him.

Sokka:
Well, he's here too.

Hakoda:
Sounds like a major problem.

Sokka:
Actually, he's on our side now.

[Hakoda gives him a funny look]

Sokka:
I know I had the same reaction. After all he's done, it was hard to trust him. But he's really proven himself, and I never would have found you without his help.

Hakoda:
Sokka, there's no prison in the world that can hold two Water Tribe geniuses.

Sokka:
Then we'd better find two.

Prince Zuko:
What are you doing? Where are you taking me? [the guards throw Zuko into a room] I didn't do anything!

Mai:
Come on, Zuko, we all know that's a lie.

Prince Zuko:
Mai.

Mai:
The truth is - I guess I don't know you. All I get is a letter? You could have at least looked me in the eye when you ripped out my heart.

Prince Zuko:
I didn't mean to...

Mai:
[cutting him off] You didn't *mean* to?

[Reading Zuko's letter]

Mai:
"Dear Mai, I'm sorry that you have to find out this way, but I'm leaving."

Prince Zuko:
Stop! This isn't about you. This is about the Fire Nation!

Mai:
Thanks Zuko. That makes me feel all better.

Guard:
Ma'am, there's a riot going on. I'm here to protect you.

Mai:
I don't need any protection.

Prince Zuko:
Heh. Believe me, she doesn't.

Guard:
I'm sorry, but I'm under direct orders from your uncle to make sure nothing happens. [Zuko firebends; the guard darts in to shield Mai, allowing Zuko to escape]

Mai:
[to guard] Get off me! [she runs to the door as Zuko slams it shut; she and Zuko share a long look through the bars before Zuko runs off]

Warden:
[Thinking Suki's about to hit him] You wouldn't dare!

Suki:
Sorry Warden.

[Suki ties the warden's hands and gags him]

Suki:
You're my prisoner now. [Zuko, Sokka, Hakoda and Chit Sang run up] We've got the warden. Now let's get out of here.

Hakoda:
That's some girl.

Sokka:
Tell me about it.

Suki:
We're on our way.

Hakoda:
[Looking back at the platform] Wait! Who's that?

Prince Zuko:
That's a problem. It's my sister and her friend.

Suki:
[about Azula and Ty Lee] This is a rematch I've been waiting for.

Prince Zuko:
Me too!

Hakoda:
Sorry Warden. Your record is officially broken.

Toph:
Did you find any meat?

Sokka:
I did. The best meat of all. The meat of friendship and fatherhood.

[Suki, Hakoda and Chit Sang emerge from the war balloon]

Chit Sang:
I'm new. What's up everybody?

Katara:
Dad!

Hakoda:
[hugging her] Hi Katara.

Katara:
How are you here? [to Sokka] What is going on, where did you go?

Sokka:
We kinda went to a Fire Nation prison. [Hakoda hugs them both]

Toph:
Seriously. You guys didn't find *any* meat?

Azula:
I never expected this from you. The thing I don't understand is why. Why would you do it? You know the consequences.

Mai:
I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.

Azula:
No, you miscalculated! You should have feared me more!

[first lines]

Katara:
[voiceover] Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the war. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads and that the cycle is broken, but I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow the Avatar will return to save the world.

Katara:
[as Sokka tries to meander their canoe through an ice field] Go left. GO LEFT!

[the canoe crashes into an ice flow]

Katara:
You call that left?

Sokka:
You don't like my steering? Well, maybe you should have "Water Bended" us out of the ice!

Katara:
So its my fault?

Sokka:
I knew i should have left you home! Leave it to a girl to screw things up!

Katara:
YOU are the most sexist, immature, nut-brained... I'm embarrassed to be related to you!

Katara:
[the ice berg behind her cracks as her rage grows]

Katara:
Ever since Mom died, I do all the work around camp while you've been off playing SOLDIER!

Katara:
[she remains oblivious to ice berg shattering even more]

Sokka:
Uhhh... Katara?

Katara:
I EVEN WASH ALL THE CLOTHES! Have you ever smelled your dirty socks? Let me tell you! NOT PLEASANT!

Katara:
[another huge crack from the ice berg]

Sokka:
KATARA! SETTLE DOWN!

Katara:
NO! That's it! I'm done helping you! From now on, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN! [the ice berg completely explodes]

Aang:
[First meeting] I need to ask you something.

Katara:
What?

Aang:
Please come closer.

Katara:
[Katara moves closer] What is it?

Aang:
Will you go penguin sledding with me?

Katara:
Uh, sure... I guess.

Sokka:
What is that thing?

Aang:
This is Appa. My flying bison.

Sokka:
Right. And this is Katara, my flying sister.

Sokka:
You just sneezed and flew 10 feet in the air!

Aang:
Really? Felt higher than that.

Uncle Iroh:
Even if you're right and the Avatar *is* alive. You won't find him. Your father, grandfather and great-grandfather all tried and failed.

Prince Zuko:
Because their honor didn't hinge on the Avatar's capture. *Mine* does! That coward's hundred years of hiding is over!

Sokka:
You know, last time I checked, humans can't fly!

Aang:
Check again! [Aang flies on his glider]

Gran Gran:
Katara, try not to put all your hope in this boy.

Katara:
But he's special. I can tell. I sense he's filled with much wisdom.

Aang:
[Cut to Aaang. Aang's speech is garbled] See? My tongue is stuck to my staff.

Sokka:
Now men, it's important that you show no fear when face a fire bender. In the water tribe, we fight to the last man standing! For without courage, how can we call ourselves men?

Kid #2:
I gotta pee.

Sokka:
Listen, until your fathers return from the war, they're counting on you to be the men of this tribe. And that means NO POTTY BREAKS!

Kid #2:
But I really gotta go!

Katara:
Aang, stop. We're not allowed to go near it. That ship could be booby trapped.

Aang:
If you want to be a bender, you have to let go of fear.

Katara:
Aang, how long were you in that iceberg?

Aang:
I don't know. A few days maybe.

Katara:
I think it was more like a hundred years.

Aang:
What? That's impossible! Do I look like a 112 year old man?

Katara:
Think about it. The war is a century old. You don't know about it. Somehow you were in there the whole time. It's the only explanation.

Sokka:
How come every time you play with magic water, I get soaked?

Katara:
It's not magic. It's Water Bending.

Aang:
Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...

Sokka:
What is that?

Aang:
This is Appa, my flying bison.

Sokka:
Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Prince Zuko:
[Seeing the light from the exploding iceberg] Finally. Uncle, do you realize what this means?

Uncle Iroh:
[sitting down, drinking tea and playing a game with domino-like pieces] I won't get to finish my game?

Prince Zuko:
It means my search - it's about to come to an end. [Iroh groans] That light came from an incredibly powerful source. It has to be him!

Uncle Iroh:
Or it's just the celestial lights. We've been down this road before, Prince Zuko. I don't want you to get too excited over nothing. Please, sit. Why don't you enjoy a cup of calming jasmine tea?

Prince Zuko:
[exploding in anger] I don't need any calming tea! I need to capture the Avatar. Helmsman, head a course for the light!

Katara:
Aang, this is my grandmother.

Gran Gran:
[Deadpan] Call me Gran Gran.

Katara:
It's not magic. It's waterbending, and it's...

Sokka:
[Interrupting] Yeah, yeah, an ancient art unique to our culture, blah blah blah. Look, I'm just saying that if I had weird powers, I'd keep my weirdness to myself.

Katara:
You're calling me weird? I'm not the one who makes muscles at myself every time I see my reflection in the water.

Sokka:
Giant light beams... flying bison... airbenders... I think I've got Midnight Sun Madness. I'm going home to where stuff makes sense.

Uncle Iroh:
[Doing firebending drills with Zuko] No! Power in firebending comes from the breath. Not the muscles. The breath becomes energy in the body. The energy extends past your limbs and becomes fire. [Iroh demonstrates, releasing a controlling plume of flame that bursts in front of Zuko, but does not hit him] Get it right this time.

Prince Zuko:
Enough. I've been drilling this sequence all day. Teach me the next set. I'm more than ready.

Uncle Iroh:
No, you are impatient. You have yet to master your basics. [More forcefully] Drill it again!

Prince Zuko:
Grrrr... huh! [He blasts one of the guards backwards with a gout of fire] The sages tell us that the Avatar is the last airbender. He must be over a hundred years old by now. He's had a century to master the four elements. I'll need more than basic firebending to defeat him. You WILL teach me the advanced set!

Uncle Iroh:
Very well. But first I must finish my roast duck. [Begins eating] Num num... num...

Prince Zuko:
[Looking at Aang through a telescope] The last airbender. Quite agile for his old age. Wake my uncle! Tell him I found the Avatar...

Uncle Iroh:
You're looking at the rare white dragon bush. Its leaves make a tea so delicious it's *heartbreaking!* That, or it's the white jade bush, which is poisonous.

Prince Zuko:
We need food, not tea. I'm going fishing. [exits]

Uncle Iroh:
Hmm... Delectable tea, or deadly poison?

Uncle Iroh:
Zuko, remember that plant that I thought might be tea?

Prince Zuko:
You didn't.

Uncle Iroh:
I did... and it wasn't.

[turns revealing his red, swollen face]

Prince Zuko:
Yah!

Uncle Iroh:
When the rash spreads to my throat I will stop breathing. But look what I found!

[holds up a branch of berries]

Uncle Iroh:
These are pakui berries, known to cure the poison of the white jade plant. That, or makaola berries that cause blindness.

Song:
So, do you have names?

Prince Zuko:
Names? Of course we have names. I'm... Lee, and this is my uncle, uh, Mushi.

[Iroh glares at him, then smiles]

Uncle Iroh:
Yes, my nephew was named after his father, so we just call him... Junior.

[Zuko groans]

Uncle Iroh:
Thank you for the duck. It was excellent.

Mom:
You're welcome. It brings me joy to see someone eat my cooking with such... gusto.

Katara:
[after getting out of the cave] Sokka, why's your forehead all red?

Chong:
Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you.

[referring to Aang]

Chong:
I think that kid might be the Avatar!

[Sokka smacks his forehead, making it redder]

Katara:
[reading an inscription] Love is brightest in the dark.

[after finding their separate ways out of the Cave of Two Lovers]

Sokka:
How did you guys get out?

Aang:
Just like the legend says, we let love lead the way.

Sokka:
Really? We let huge ferocious beasts lead our way.

Chong:
Hey. River people.

Katara:
We;re not river people.

Chong:
You're not? Well then what kind of people are you?

Aang:
Just people.

Chong:
Aren't we all, brother?

Aang:
You guys are nomads? That's great! I'm a nomad.

Chong:
Hey, me too.

Aang:
I know. You just said that.

Sokka:
I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara's busy, I guess it's up to me. We need to get to Omashu! No sidetracks. No worms. And *definitely* no rainbows!

Chong:
Whoa. Sounds like someone's got a case of destination fever. Heh. You worry too much about where you're going.

Lily:
You gotta focus less on the where and more on the going.

Sokka:
[Emphatically] O. Ma. Shu.

Chong:
There's an old story about a secret pass - right through the mountains.

Katara:
Is this real or a legend?

Chong:
Oh it's a real legend. And it's as old as Earthbending itself.

Prince Zuko:
We're not taking any more chances with these plants. We need to get help!

Uncle Iroh:
But where are we going to go? We're enemies of the Earth Kingdom, and fugitives from the Fire Nation.

Prince Zuko:
If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.

Uncle Iroh:
If the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.

Prince Zuko:
[both share a glance]... Earth Kingdom it is!

Chong:
The curse says that only those that trust in love can make it through the caves. Otherwise, you'll be trapped in them forever.

Lily:
And die.

Chong:
Oh yeah, and die. Hey, I just remembered the rest of that song. [Strums a chord on his guitar and sings low and dramatically] And die!

Aang:
So all you need to do is trust in love to get through these caves?

Chong:
That is correct, Master Arrowhead.

Aang:
[Aang looks longingly at Katara] We can make it!

Chong:
[to Sokka after a cave in] Yeah. It's no use. We're separated, but at least you have us. [Sokka screams and digs faster]

Katara:
I was thinking. The curse says we'll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.

Aang:
Right.

Katara:
And here it says love is brightest in the dark and has a picture of them kissing.

Aang:
Where are you going with this?

Katara:
[Blushing] Well, what if we kissed?

Aang:
Us kissing?

Katara:
See, it was a crazy idea.

Aang:
Us... kissing.

Katara:
Us kissing. What was I thinking Could you imagine that?

Aang:
Yeah. [Aang chuckles slightly] I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you.

Katara:
Oh, well, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option. Sorry I suggested it!

Aang:
No. No. I mean if it was a choice between kissing you and dying...

Katara:
OH!

Aang:
What? I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die. That's a compliment.

Katara:
Well I'm not sure which I would rather do! [Katara storms off]

Aang:
What is wrong with me?

Chong:
[singing] Two lovers, forbidden from one another... a war divides their people, and a mountain divides them apart. Built a path to be together. [Stops and says normally] Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes... [sings enthusiastically as everyone else dances] Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah!

Fire nation commander:
[Approaching the secret love cave] Hold on! It's too dangerous. Haven't you heard the song? Just close them in. The mountain will take care of the rest.

Sokka:
Chong, how long do those torches last?

Chong:
Eh, about two hours each.

Lily:
And we have five torches so that's... [she takes the other four torches she is holding a strikes then on the ground like matches, lighting them instantly] ten hours.

Sokka:
[while grabbing and stomping out the torches she lit] It doesn't work like that if they're all lit at the same time!

Moku:
Oh, great! Your plans have led us to another dead end!

Sokka:
[Defensively] At least I'm thinking of ideas and trying to get us out of here, Moku.

Chong:
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute; we're thinking of ideas! 'Cause I've had an idea for, like, an hour now.

Sokka:
[Explodes] Yes! We're all thinking of ideas!

Chong:
Well, then listen to this: if love is the key out of here, then all we need to do is play a love song [Sokka smacks his forehead]

Sokka:
The journey was long and annoying, but now you get to see what it's really about - the destination. I present to you the Earth Kingdom city of O... [devastated with realization, seeing the city has been attacked by the Fire Nation] Oh, no...

Sokka:
[Trying to sing to stop the badger moles from attacking] Badger moles, coming toward me. Come on guys, help me out.

Chong:
[singing] The big bad badger moles who work in the tunnels, hate the wolf bats but love the sounds.

Katara:
[Reading the story of the two lovers engraved on their tomb] They met on top of the mountain that divided their two villages. The villages were enemies so they could not be together. But their love was strong and they found a way. The two lovers learned earthbending from the badger moles. They became the first earthbenders. They built elaborate tunnels so they could meet secretly. Anyone who tried to follow them would be lost forever in the labyrinth. But one day the man didn't come. He died in the war between their two villages. Devastated, the woman unleashed a terrible display of her earthbending power. She could have destroyed them all. But instead she declared the war over. Both villages helped her build a new city where they would live together in peace. The woman's name was Oma and the man's name was Shu. The great city was named Omashu as a monument to their love.

Sokka:
How far are we from the tunnel.

Chong:
Actually, it's not just one tunnel. The lovers didn't want anyone to find out about their love, so they built a whole labyrinth.

Sokka:
[Sokka turns to face the others in a pose of horror, his hands holding the sides of his head] LABYRINTH!

Chong:
I'm sure we'll figure it out.

Lily:
All you need to do is trust in love. According to the curse.

Sokka:
[At this Sokka stops, standing bolt upright. The others pass him] Curse!

Toph Beifong:
Look here, Sugar Queen! I gave up everything so that I could teach Aang Earthbending! So don't you talk to me about being selfish!

Katara:
*Sugar Queen*? [Toph slams her door]

Katara:
Did you just slam the door in my face? How can you be so infuriating? [starts pounding on the walls] .

Aang:
Should we... do something?

Sokka:
Hey, I'm just enjoying the show.

Aang:
[to Katata] Ok ok, I think we both need to calm down.

Katara:
*BOTH*? I'M COMPLETELY CALM!

Aang:
Alright, you caught up with me. Now who are you and what do you want?

Azula:
You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the... family resemblance? Here's a hint.

Azula:
[she covers her eye with her hand, mocking Zuko]

Azula:
"I must find the Avatar to restore my honor."

Aang:
[No reaction]

Azula:
It's OK, you can laugh. It's funny.

Katara:
What's wrong with pony-tails, Pony-tail?

Sokka:
*This* is a *warrior's* wolf-tail.

Katara:
Well, it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky!

Toph Beifong:
Who's Zuko?

Sokka:
Oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracking us all over the world.

Aang:
What did I just do? I can't believe [after Toph leaves] I yelled at my own earth-bending teacher. Now she's gone.

Katara:
I know. We're all just trying to get used to each other. And I was so mean to her.

Sokka:
*Yeah*, you two were pretty much jerks.

Katara:
[Flatly] Thanks, Sokka.

Sokka:
No problem.

Azula:
[to Aang] Do you really want to fight me? [Zuko comes out of hiding]

Prince Zuko:
Yes, I do.

Ty Lee:
[about Sokka] Is it just me, or was that guy kinda cute?

Azula:
Well, look at this. Enemies and traitors working together. I'm done. I know when I'm beaten. A princess surrenders with honor.

[when Iroh isn't looking she blasts him with blue fire]

Ty Lee:
They're not wads... they're more like bundles... bunches? It has an 'uh' sound...

Mai:
Clumps?

Ty Lee:
Clumps! They're clumps!

[hugs Mai]

Katara:
I'm just glad we finally have another girl in the group. Because you two are disgusting.

Toph Beifong:
Excuse me. Does anyone have a razor, because I've got some *hairy* pits.

Toph Beifong:
There's something coming towards us.

Aang:
What is it?

Toph Beifong:
It feels like an avalanche, but also *not* an avalanche.

Sokka:
Your powers of perception are frightening.

Toph Beifong:
People see me and think I'm weak. They want to take care of me. But I can take care of myself *by myself*!

Uncle Iroh:
You sound like my nephew. Always thinking you need to do things on your own without anyone's support. There is nothing wrong with letting people who love you, help you. Not that I love you. I just met you.

Sokka:
Oh no, the sun is rising! We've been up all night with no sleep.

Aang:
Sokka, we'll be okay.

Sokka:
[Speaking desperately, making erratic arm movements and crazy facial expressions] Are you sure? I've never not slept before! What if I fall asleep now and something happens? And something *always* happens!

Katara:
[to Toph] I'm just saying, maybe if you helped out earlier we could've set up our camp faster and gotten some sleep and then maybe we wouldn't be in this situation!

Toph Beifong:
You're blaming me for this?

Aang:
[Coming between them] No, no! She's not blaming you!

Katara:
No, I'm blaming her!

Toph Beifong:
If there's anyone to blame, it's sheddy over here! [Points at Appa]

Aang:
What? You're blaming Appa?

Toph Beifong:
Yeah! You wanna know how they keep finding us? [She grabs a bunch of hair from Appa's side and opens her palm to let it blow away in the breeze] He's leaving a trail everywhere we go!

Aang:
[Angry] How dare you blame Appa! He saved your life three times today! If there's anyone to blame, it's you! You're always talking about how you carry your own weight, but you're not! He is! Appa's carrying your weight! He never had a problem flying when it was just the three of us!

Toph Beifong:
We can take 'em. Three on three.

Sokka:
Actually, Toph, there's four of us.

Toph Beifong:
Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't count you. You know, no bending and all.

Sokka:
[Making a furious expression at Toph, while shouting in an equally furious way] I CAN STILL FIGHT!

Toph Beifong:
Okay. Three on three plus Sokka.

Aang:
What did I just do? I can't believe I yelled at my earthbending teacher. Now she's gone.

Katara:
I know. We're all just trying to get used to each other, and I was so mean to her.

Sokka:
Yeah, you two were pretty much jerks.

Katara:
Thanks, Sokka.

Sokka:
No problem.

[At the end of the season finale]

Earth King:
The Earth Kingdom has fallen.

Uncle Iroh:
Princess Azula is here in Ba Sing Se.

Aang:
She must have Katara.

Uncle Iroh:
She has captured my nephew as well.

Aang:
Then we'll work together to fight Azula, and save Katara and Zuko.

Sokka:
Woah there. You lost me at, "Zuko".

Uncle Iroh:
I know how you must feel about my nephew. But believe me when I tell you there is good inside him.

Sokka:
Good inside of him isn't enough. Why don't you come back when it's outside him too, okay?

Aang:
Katara is in trouble. All of Ba Sing Se is in trouble. Working together is our best chance.

Katara:
[while trapped with Zuko in a crystal cave] Why did they throw you in here? Oh wait. Let me guess. It's a trap. So when Aang shows up to rescue me, you can finally have him in your little Fire Nation clutches [no answer] You're a terrible person, you know that? Always following us, hunting the Avatar, trying to capture the world's last hope for peace! But what do you care? You're the Fire Lord's son. Spreading war and violence and hatred is in your blood.

Prince Zuko:
You don't know what you're talking about.

Katara:
I don't? How dare you! You have no idea what this war has put me through. Me personally. The Fire Nation took my mother away from me [starts to cry]

Prince Zuko:
[sympathetically] I'm sorry. That's something we have in common.

Katara:
I thought you had changed!

Prince Zuko:
I have changed.

Mai:
Just take the bear.

Azula:
[to Zuko] The only way we win, is together.

Azula:
We've done it Zuko. It's taken a hundred years, but the fire nation has conquered Ba Sing Se.

Prince Zuko:
I betrayed Uncle.

Azula:
No. He betrayed you. Zuko, father will now welcome you as a war hero.

Prince Zuko:
But I don't have the Avatar. What if father doesn't restore my honor?

Azula:
He doesn't need to, Zuko. Today, you restored your own honor.

Sokka:
Aang, you go with Iroh to save Katara and the angry jerk. [to Iroh about his insult to Zuko] No offense.

Uncle Iroh:
None taken.

Katara:
I'm sorry I yelled at you before. It's just that, whenever I would imagine the face of the enemy, it was your face.

Prince Zuko:
My face. [touches his scar] I see.

Katara:
No-no. That's-that's not what I meant.

Prince Zuko:
It's okay. I always thought this scar marked me. The mark of the banished prince, doomed to chase the Avatar forever. But lately, I've realized that I'm free to determine my own destiny. Even if I'll never be free of my mark.

Katara:
Maybe you can be free of it. I have healing abilities.

Prince Zuko:
It's a scar. It can't be healed.

Katara:
[pull out the amulet] This water from the spirit oasis at the North Pole. [Zuko turns to Katara] It has special properties, so I've been saving it for something very important. [walks closer to Zuko] I don't if it would work but... [Zuko closes his eyes and Katara gently touches the side of his face near his scar]

Uncle Iroh:
You are not the man you used to be. You are stronger and wiser and freer than you ever used to be. And now you have come at the crossroads of the destiny. Its time for you to choose. Its time for you to choose good.

Sokka:
So what kind of trouble is Katara in?

Aang:
I don't know. In my vision, I just knew she needed help.

Sokka:
IT'd be nice if your Avatar powers could be a little more specific from time to time.

Azula:
[to the Dai Li] This coup must be swift and decisive. The Earth King and each of the five generals must be taken out simulataneously. Long Feng has placed you in my command while we overthrow the government. If I sense any disloyalty, any hesitation, any weakness at all, I will snuff it out! That is all.

Uncle Iroh:
Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "Dragon of the West?"

Azula:
I'm not interested in a lengthy anecdote, Uncle.

Uncle Iroh:
It's more of a demonstration really. [Iroh breaths fire]

Uncle Iroh:
[after Iroh jumped out a palace window] Come on. You'll be fine.

Prince Zuko:
No! I'm tired of running. It's time I faced Azula!

Toph Beifong:
Wait. Someone's at the door. [There's a knock at the door] Actually, I know who it is. It's an old friend of mine. [Toph opens the door to reveal Iroh] Glad to see you're okay.

Uncle Iroh:
I need your help!

Aang:
Well, I met with this guru who was supposed to help me master the Avatar State, and control this great power. But to do it, I had to let go of someone I love. And I just couldn't.

Uncle Iroh:
Protection and power are overrated. I think you are very wise to choose happiness and love.

Guru Pathik:
[Aang recalls what the guru said] The only way is to let her go.

Aang:
I'm sorry Katara. [Aang enters the Avatar State]

Azula:
[to Long Feng] I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you've had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you're born with. The truth is: they don't know which one of us is going to be sitting down on that throne, and which of us is going to be bowing down. But *I* know, and *you* know.

[Azula sits on the throne]

Azula:
Well?

Long Feng:
[Bows, resigned] You've beaten me at my own game.

Azula:
Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player.

Aang:
So, Toph thinks you give pretty good advice. And great tea.

Uncle Iroh:
The key to both is proper aging.

Ty Lee:
[Fighting Sokka] Ooo, it's like we're dancing together.

Ty Lee:
Nice speech Azula. It was pretty and poetic, but also scary in a good way.

Mai:
Yeah, I thought you were gonna make that one guy pee his pants.

Azula:
[while Zuko is cornered by Azula and the Dai Li] You're so dramatic. What, are you going to do, challenge me to an Agni Kai?

Prince Zuko:
Yes! I challenge you!

Azula:
[Smiling mockingly] No thanks.

Earth King:
Katara's fine. You have nothing to worry about.

Aang:
But, in my vision. I felt so sure that she was in trouble.

Earth King:
Well, she met with the Council of Generals to plan the invasion. And since then she's been off with your friends, the Kyoshi Warriors.

Sokka:
See Aang? She's with Suki. They're probably back at our apartment right now, talking about make up or something.

Aang:
Ok, maybe you're right.

Earth King:
Believe me, if there was any danger at all, Bosco's animal instinct would sense it.

Uncle:
Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place.

Azula:
I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing, so you've had to struggle, and connive, and claw your way to power. But true power, the divine right to rule, is something you're born with. That fact is they don't know which one of us is going to be sitting on that throne and which one is going to be bowing down. But I know, and you know. Well?

Long Feng:
You've beaten me at my own game.

Azula:
Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player.

Uncle:
You are not the man you used to be Zuko. You are stronger, and wiser, and freer than you have ever been! And now you have come to the crossroads of your destiny. It's time for you to choose. It's time for you to choose "good."

Azula:
[Bursts in and traps Iroh] I expected this kind of treachery from Uncle, but Zuko? Prince Zuko. You're a lot of things, but you're not a traitor, are you?

Prince Zuko:
Release him immediately.

Azula:
It's not too late for you, Zuko. You can still redeem yourself.

Uncle:
The kind of redemption she offers is not for you!

Azula:
Why don't you let him decide, Uncle? I need you, Zuko. I've plotted every move of this day, this glorious day in Fire Nation history, and the only way we win is together. At the end of this day, you will have your honor back, you will have father's love, you will have everything you want.

Uncle:
Zuko, I am begging you. Look into your heart, and see what it is that you truly want.

Azula:
You are free to choose.

Earth King:
I'm not leaving without Bosco!

Toph:
So what's your strategy for taking him down? Gonna get your glow on and hit him with a little Avatar State action?

Aang:
I can't. When Azula shot me with lightning, my seventh chakra was locked, cutting off my connection to all the cosmic energy in the universe.

Toph:
You know what I just heard? Blah blah spiritual mumbo jumbo blah blah something about space.

Hakoda:
[Referring to the swamp men] Is it just me or are those fellas a little loose in the leaf hat?

Bato:
I just wish they would wear pants.

Huu:
Pants are an illusion, and so is death.

The Boulder:
Excuse me, the Boulder is confused. Isn't the point to invade *during* the eclipse when the firebenders are powerless?

Hakoda:
The eclipse only lasts for eight minutes. Not enough time for the whole invasion. And the Royal Palace is heavily guarded by firebenders. So that's where we'll need the eclipse advantage the most. When this is finished. The Avatar will have defeated the Firelord. We will have control of the Fire Nation Capitol, and this war... will be over!

Aang:
Sokka, that speech wasn't your moment of truth. That was just public speaking. And nobody's really good at that.

Sokka:
My dad is. He explained the plan perfectly, and inspired everyone like a real leader should.

Aang:
Look, your meoment of truth isn't going to be in front of some map. It's gonna be out there on the battlefield.

Sokka:
You seem so confident about everything. How do you know we're gonna win?

Aang:
Because I already failed the world once at Ba Sing Se. I won't let myself fail again!

Hakoda:
[about the submarines] You've really outdone yourself this time, son.

Toph:
Yeah. Congratulations, Sokka. You've managed to invent a worse way of travel than flying.

The Duke:
[Offering his helmet to Toph] Helmet? [Toph vomits in TheDuke's helmet]

Uncle Iroh:
Thank you, MIng. Your little gestures of kindness have made my days in prison bearable. I think you should take the rest of the day off.

Ming:
What?

Uncle Iroh:
You don't look well. Maybe you should go home and rest.

Ming:
No, I feel fine.

Uncle Iroh:
Trust me. It is better that you are not here this afternoon.

Katara:
We've been through so many things together. And I've seen you grow up so much. You're not that little goofy kid I found in the iceberg anymore. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm really proud of you.

Aang:
Everything's going to be different after today, isn't it?

Katara:
Yes, it is.

Aang:
What if... what if I don't come back?

Katara:
Aang, don't say that. Of course, you'll [Aang kisses Katara]

Prince Zuko:
[to a picture of his mother] I know I've made some bad choices. But today, I'm going to set things right.

Hakoda:
Everyone's counting on me to lead this mission, Katara. I won't let them down.

Sokka:
Can't you heal him any faster?

Katara:
I'm doing everything I can!

Sokka:
...I'll do it.

Katara:
No offense, Sokka. But you're not exactly Mr. Healing Hands.

Sokka:
No. I'll lead the invasion force.

Sokka:
[Trying to explain the invasion plan "from the beginning". Speaking rapidly] Katara and I discovered Aang frozen in an iceberg. Now I didn't like Aang at first but I grew to love him over time. Then we went over to the Southern Air Temple where Aang used to live and then we met Suki, who is a Kyoshi warrior.She made me dress like a woman and then she kissed me.

Katara:
[to Aang] Wow, he says beginning, he means beginning, beginning.

Sokka:
...and then Aang's friend was a crazy old man and then Katara got Haru arrested and then now he's grown a mustache and if you look in the front row you can see him...

Sokka:
Please tell you're here because the Firelord turned out to be a big wimp and you didn't even need the eclipse to take him down.

Aang:
He wasn't home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned.

Sokka:
They knew.

Katara:
Wait. If they knew we were coming, it could all be a trap. Maybe we should use the time left to make sure we all get out of here safely.

Hakoda:
Everyone who is here today came prepared to risk everything for this mission. They know what's at stake. If there's still a chance, and there's still hope, I think they would want Aang to go for it.

Sokka:
What do you think? You're the one who has to face the Firelord. Whatever you decide, I'm with you.

Aang:
I've got to try!

Toph:
[Leading them through some tunnels] This way. That one's a dead end.

Sokka:
What would we do without you?

Toph:
Perish and burn in hot magma.

Sokka:
Yeah. Pretty much.

Sokka:
[Crossing an area filled with small volcanoes] We'll have to be fast but careful. [Sokka takes a step, a volcano goes off in front of him.Sokka yelps]

Aang:
How was that careful?

Sokka:
I was wrong. We need to be fast, careful and lucky.

Aang:
I'm ready. I'm ready to face the Firelord. [Opens the door and they find Azula sitting on the throne]

Azula:
So you are alive after all. I had a hunch that you survived. But it doesn't matter. I've known about the invasion for months.

Prince Zuko:
Because the Avatar's not dead. He survived.

Fire Lord Ozai:
What?

Prince Zuko:
In fact, he's probably leading this invasion. He could be on his way here right now.

Fire Lord Ozai:
Get out! Get out of my sight right now if you know what's good for you!

Prince Zuko:
That's another thing. I'm not taking orders from you anymore!

Fire Lord Ozai:
You will obey me or this defiant breath will be your last.

Prince Zuko:
[Zuko draws his swords] Think again. I am going to speak my mind and you are going to listen.

Sokka:
Stop wasting our time and give us the information. You're powerless right now so you're in no position to refuse.

Toph:
And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

Azula:
Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.

Toph:
...Okay, you're good. I admit it. [Toph encases Azula's body in an Earth prison] But you really ought to consider telling me the truth anyway.

Prince Zuko:
Growing up we were taught that the firenation was the greatest civilization in history. And somehow the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was. The people of the world are *terrified* by the Fire Nation. They don't see our greatness. They *hate* us. And we deserve it! We created an era of fear in the world. And if we don't want the world to destroy itself, we need to replace it with an era of peace and kindness.

Fire Lord Ozai:
[Ozai laughs] Your uncle has gotten to you hasn't he?

Prince Zuko:
Yes. He has.

Toph:
You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time.

Azula:
Um, right. I think your friend just said that genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you I'm rolling my eyes.

Toph:
I'll roll your whole head!

Prince Zuko:
After I leave here today, I'm going to free Uncle Iroh from his prison. And I'm going to beg for his forgiveness. He's the one who's been a *real* father to me.

Fire Lord Ozai:
Oh, that's just beautiful. And maybe he can pass down to you the ways of tea and failure.

Prince Zuko:
But I've come to an even more important decision - I'm going to join the Avatar. And I'm going to help him defeat you!

Aang:
Maybe it's not too late. The eclipse is over, but I can face the Firelord anyway.

Sokka:
No. I don't think that's a good idea.

Aang:
But I'm ready. I came here with a job to do, and everyone's counting on me.

Toph:
The Firelord knew we were coming this time. We thought we had surprise on our side, but we didn't. It just wasn't our day. What we need to do right now is help our friends.

Sokka:
How are we all going to escape?

Hakoda:
We're not.

Sokka:
Then our only choice is to stand and fight. We have the Avatar. We could still win.

Hakoda:
Yes. With the Avatar we could still win - on another day. You kids have to escape on Appa together.

Katara:
What? We can't leave you behind. We won't leave anyone behind!

Hakoda:
You're our only chance in the long run. You and Sokka have to go with Aang somewhere safe. It's the only way to keep hope alive.

Hakoda:
We lost today. But we've never been closer. We tasted victory and that counts for something.

Aang:
Thank you all for being so brave and so strong. I'm gonna make this up to you.

Aang:
Where is he? Where's the Fire Lord?

Azula:
Hmm, you mean I'm not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.

Sokka:
Stop wasting our time and give us the information! You're powerless right now, so you're in no position to refuse.

Toph:
And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.

Azula:
Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a four hundred foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.

Toph:
Okay, you're good, I admit it. But you really ought to consider telling the truth anyway!

Prince Zuko:
For so long all I wanted was for you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor that I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. You. My father, who banished me just for talking out of term. My father, who challenged me, a thirteen-year-old boy, to an agni kai. How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?

Fire Lord:
It was to teach you respect!

Prince Zuko:
It was cruel! And it was wrong.

Fire Lord:
Then you've learned nothing!

Prince Zuko:
No! I've learned everything, and I've had to learn it on my own. Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history, and, somehow, the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was! The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation. They don't see our greatness. They hate us! And we deserve it. We've created an era of fear in the world, and if we don't want the world to destroy itself, we need to replace it with an era of peace and kindness.

Sokka:
Wait! Aang, Toph, stop attacking. Don't you see what she's doing? She's just playing with us! She's not even trying to win this fight!

Azula:
No true! I'm giving it my all.

Toph:
You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!

Azula:
Umm, right, I think your friend just said that, genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you, I'm rolling my eyes.

Toph:
I'll roll your whole head!

Sokka:
She's just baiting you again.

Aang:
Okay, so what do we do? Just ignore her?

Sokka:
We don't have a choice. We just have to get out of here and find the Fire Lord on our own somehow.

Azula:
It's a trap! Don't say I didn't warn you

Sokka:
Ignore!

Azula:
So, Sokka's your name, right? My favorite prisoner used to mention you all the time. She was convinced you were going to come rescue her. Of course, you never came, and she gave up on you.

[while Sokka is drunk on the juice of a strang plant]

Katara:
Sokka, let me see what you got from the library.

Sokka:
What? I didn't steal anything. Who told you? [Points to Momo] It was YOU wasn't it? You ratted me out!

Katara:
Sokka... I was there.

[Aang has just raised a huge mushroom cloud in the distance]

Katara:
What is that?

Toph Beifong:
What? What is what?

Sokka:
[high on cactus juice] It's a giant mushroom... maybe it's FRIENDLY!

Katara:
Let's just keep moving... I hope Aang's okay.

Sokka:
[dancing] Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!

Uncle Iroh:
It's nice to see old friends.

Prince Zuko:
Too bad you don't have any old friends that don't want to attack you.

Uncle Iroh:
[thinking] Hmmm... old friends that don't want to attack me...

Sokka:
Do you think if we dig the giant owl out he'll give us a ride?

Toph Beifong:
Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Today it just tastes like sand. I never thought I'd miss the taste of mud so much.

Sokka:
[while hallucinating] Who lit Toph on fire?

Katara:
You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?

Sokka:
I have a natural curiosity.

Sokka:
[when Katara gives him the last of their water in the desert] We're drinking your bending water? You used this on the swamp guy!

Sokka:
[while hallucinating] Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya!

[runs around]

Sokka:
Nothing's quenchier!

[while doing 'the worm']

Sokka:
It's the quenchiest!

Katara:
Aang! Stop it! You know Toph did all she could. She saved our lives.

Sokka:
Who's going to save our lives now? We'll never make it out of here.

Aang:
That's all any of you guys care about - yourselves! You don't care whether Appa is okay or not!

Katara:
We're all concerned, but we can't afford to be fighting now.

Aang:
I'm going after Appa.

Uncle Iroh:
Colonel Mongka, What a pleasant surprise.

Colonel Mongke:
If you're surprised we're here, then the Dragon of the West has lost a few steps.

Sokka:
[Toph bumps into Sokka] Can't you watch where you're...

Toph:
No.

Sokka:
Right. Sorry.

Master Yu:
Did they give you any indication where they were headed?

Fung:
Maybe you could give me a little incentive?

Xin Fu:
You suggesting I break your fingers?

Sha-Mo:
[to Iroh] Welcome brother, the White Lotus opens wide to those who know her secrets.

Prince Zuko:
Wat are you old gasbags talking about?

Uncle Iroh:
I always tried to tell you that Pai Sho is more than just a game.

Aang:
[a giant bug is flying off with Momo] Momo! I'm not losing anyone else out here!

Toph:
You said to put a muzzle on him!

Aang:
You muzzled Appa? [Starts entering the Avatar state]

Ghashiun:
I'm sorry. I didn't know it belonged to the Avatar.

Aang:
Tell me where Appa is!

Ghashiun:
I traded him to some merchants. He's probably in Ba Sing Se by now. They were going to sell him there. Please we'll escort you out of the desert. We'll help however we can.

Sokka:
[Sokka realizes Aang hasn't calmed down] Just get out of here! RUN!

Prince Zuko:
You know these guys?

Uncle Iroh:
Sure. Colonel Mongke and the Rough Riders are legendary. Each one is a different kind of weapons specialist. They are also a very capable singing group.

Colonel Mongke:
We're not here to give a concert. We're here to apprehend fugitives!

Uncle Iroh:
Would you like some tea first? I'd love some. [to one of the Raiders] How about you, Kachi? I make you as a jasmine man. Am I right?