Babs Johnson and the Cavalcade of Perversion: An Exploration in Exploitation

Babs Johnson:
You know, controversy does good things, sometimes.

Babs Johnson:
I've never performed an abortion on stage!

Nurse:
There's always a first time for everything, Mark!

Babs Johnson:
When people make decisions without even listening to the other person's opinion... well... not to quote Michael Jackson, but... it's just ignorant.

The Devil:
This show is going to be like Babs gone wild! Wait... that's every day.

Mary K. Mart:
Well, here we are... at another f***in' Miss Swamp P*ssy contest. So! Do we have any lesbians in the audience tonight? No? You've never wanted to just put your face in and see what it tasted like?